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FranchiseCorner24

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I'm 25 years old, and I work in the IT department for Bank of America. Anyway, there is new girl that is knock out gorgeous, and she keeps talking to me.

I feel like an idiot for posting this on a Jets board, but I figure its a safe way to get advice from guys that have been there.

Anyway, the plan right now is for me not to jump to conclusions. Keep in mind that i'm a short balding man, and I haven't had sex since I was eighteen.

I guess I can give it a shot though.. What do I have to lose???

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Lil Bit Special

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I'm 25 years old, and I work in the IT department for Bank of America. Anyway, there is new girl that is knock out gorgeous, and she keeps talking to me.

I feel like an idiot for posting this on a Jets board, but I figure its a safe way to get advice from guys that have been there.

Anyway, the plan right now is for me not to jump to conclusions. Keep in mind that i'm a short balding man, and I haven't had sex since I was eighteen.

I guess I can give it a shot though.. What do I have to lose???

She thinks you're gay.

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Dude, just be confident, funny, and not her friend....make sure you don't get caught in that friend vibe with her.

short guys with receding hairlines and an extra tire can get women like this....I have had my share of women who probably went home wondering "How The Hell Did That Happen?"

Make sure you don't come across too desperate, too nice, or too needy. Keep it playful and make sure she know you see yourself as the catch...not the other way around. It is like a Jedi Mind Trick.....

Hot chicks are used to guys doting on them so be sure to stand out, but not in a aloof or insulting way.

Man....being single was fun.....

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Lil Bit Special

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Dude, just be confident, funny, and not her friend....make sure you don't get caught in that friend vibe with her.

short guys with receding hairlines and an extra tire can get women like this....I have had my share of women who probably went home wondering "How The Hell Did That Happen?"

Make sure you don't come across too desperate, too nice, or too needy. Keep it playful and make sure she know you see yourself as the catch...not the other way around. It is like a Jedi Mind Trick.....

Hot chicks are used to guys doting on them so be sure to stand out, but not in a aloof or insulting way.

Man....being single was fun.....

He cant. Its either a bet she's in on or she thinks he's gay. Dude hasnt been laid in 7 years... His co-workers are f#cking with him. Or she thinks he's gay.

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He cant. Its either a bet she's in on or she thinks he's gay. Dude hasnt been laid in 7 years... His co-workers are f#cking with him. Or she thinks he's gay.

wow, a lot of hate....

well..I say again

don't put the ***** on a pedestal!

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JMJ

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I don't want to know how/why you have that image.

ok, I do.

Went to Google, wasn't logged in so it was on "Safe search," typed "penis laughing." There it was on the first page.

I knew the potential dangers going in, but in an effort to provide some laughter to the JN community, it was a risk I was willing to take. 8::

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You haven't had sex in 7 years? Good God man, sooner or later you reach a point where you just suck it up and pay for it. 7 years, jayzus...

Look, if you're not being sarcastic, the way you get with a coworker is via Happy Hour. Never ask them out on a date, it's too risky from so many angles. Happy Hour loosens everyone up, lets her see you outside of work and not being the bald IT guy who probably won't last 30 seconds in bed with her. Happy Hour, that's the key. Have a few shots as well, loosen yourself up, and just BS with her...see where it goes. Don't plan anything though, it doesn't come off as genuine, and chicks can smell that sh-t from a mile away anyways. If she wants to either hook up that night or hang out at another time, she'll let you know.

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You haven't had sex in 7 years? Good God man, sooner or later you reach a point where you just suck it up and pay for it. 7 years, jayzus...

Look, if you're not being sarcastic, the way you get with a coworker is via Happy Hour. Never ask them out on a date, it's too risky from so many angles. Happy Hour loosens everyone up, lets her see you outside of work and not being the bald IT guy who probably won't last 30 seconds in bed with her. Happy Hour, that's the key. Have a few shots as well, loosen yourself up, and just BS with her...see where it goes. Don't plan anything though, it doesn't come off as genuine, and chicks can smell that sh-t from a mile away anyways. If she wants to either hook up that night or hang out at another time, she'll let you know.

That's good advice. But whenever in doubt, whip it out. Its amazing how often it works.

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thats courage?

climbing into icy waters to save people on an airplane wing is courage.

Asking a ridiculous question on a football message board is not courage.

With the exception of men in uniform, men seem to do what's easy; so I thought his post was pretty OK....Unless you're a total fag who only hugs a family member with your ass sticking out one foot away because you might get emotional cooties or something.
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I'm 25 years old, and I work in the IT department for Bank of America. Anyway, there is new girl that is knock out gorgeous, and she keeps talking to me.

I feel like an idiot for posting this on a Jets board, but I figure its a safe way to get advice from guys that have been there.

Anyway, the plan right now is for me not to jump to conclusions. Keep in mind that i'm a short balding man, and I haven't had sex since I was eighteen.

I guess I can give it a shot though.. What do I have to lose???

:usel:

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lets her see you outside of work and not being the bald IT guy who probably won't last 30 seconds in bed with her.

Great idea.

So, now you're the the belligerent drunk bald IT guy who probably won't last 30 seconds in bed with her, if he can even get his Jack Daniel's dick up.

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