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Welcome to Post of the (hehehe) Week, I'm GreenBeans your host - hope you enjoy the show. One thing to mention prior to getting started - how y'all liking the defense Rex is building for next season. I'm liking it all - even Lito - and can't wait to see what he can do with the team. I'm cautiously optomistic, and I'm never one of those types. Anyhow, on with the show....

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Topic: Anyone Here a Sportswriter?

I was a Class A Sportswriter, but blew a ligament in my thumb.

Coach was pretty good, though.

The Nomination: "that was good" afosomf

Editor's Note: You must know a lot about not only commas, but fine literature as well...

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Topic: Hadron Collider might actually end the world

With our luck, if that really were gonna happen, it would happen before a Jets Superbowl appearance.

The Nomination: "Why do I know Verde is right? What a mush team. Please, Rex, lead us out of the morass. Great post, Verde." Borgoguy

Editor's Note: Two reasons V is always right: numero uno - she's a hottie, letter b - she can kick your as$. ;)

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Topic: Teams May Sacrifice Wins To Develop Quarterbacks

What are you talking about? Look at what he did for the guppies this year. That was all Chad - he carried that team on his back like the gladiator he is and almost brought them to the promised land. Nevermind the fact that they had to play real football teams then - he's a hero - a hero I tell you!

The Nomination: "NJohn can't stop gushing about his "favorite" quarterback" SoFlaJets

Editor's Note: So you don't like the noodle casarole? Would you prefer some geese?

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Topic: Dog cloning..would you?

I wonder how close the cloned mutt is to the original? I mean can he still clear a room with a fart? any chance of biting or ****ting indoors that differs from 1st dog?

The Nomination: "clear a room,,,classic" SouthernJet

Editor's Note: Look at genetics and you have the answer. I'll just say this: SJ and johnny green balls. Nuff said.

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Topic: Ratliff

not only can chad pull it off...he can pull it off more than once and the teams' fans will defend him tooth and nail to the bitter end and love him for it. just look at those stupid dolphag fans.....they're lining up to swallow his di*k gravy after the turd he layed, yet again, in the play-offs.

The Nomination: "the absolute truth about Chad" hoping4ASuperBowl

Editor's Note: 1-15 to the playoffs earned Chad a good work over...but the Fish go no further with CP at the fin.

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Topic: Westoff just on Michael Kay show

Mangini was a good coach. He just didn't work here.

Doesn't mean much...the phrase "in the course of a lifetime" comes to mind. Bill Walsh and Chuck Noll didn't look so good after 3 years.

It's hard to look like a standout employee when you work for an idiot company.

The Nomination: "lol" chadharmamoon

Editor's Note: If that is the case, Mangini is screwed again in Cleveland...

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Topic: Jenn Sterger takes Tampa a day at a time

The answer's really quite simple, and I'm sure you already know it.

I'd never bring Jenn Sterger home to my mother, but I'd sure as hell send pictures to my father.

The Nomination: "Give that man the $10,000!!!!" Lil Bit Special

Editor's Note: ...and every last one of your friends and an ex-girlfriend or two as well...

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Topic: Husker Alk's Garage Door NFL Predict The Standings Contest

Alright, the final results are in. If you question your score, feel free to doublecheck me. Here are the final standings.

BP - 17

Irish Jet - 15

L.I. MikeBleedsGreen - 15

Max - 15

Pyper - 15

Alk - 14

L.S. Dylan

PatriotReign37 - 14

Kidhuman - 13

Greenseed3 - 13

Jetscode1 - 12

Southernjet - 12

rick34125 - 12

gangreenman - 11

shutout - 11

Jetkid94 - 10

slowmoe57 - 10

GodWearsAGrayHoodie - 9

Blackout - 9

Shawn306 - 8

madmike1 - 8

Congrats to BP for winning the contest and a huge thank you goes out to him as well because if we had four people tie at 15 I didn't know what the hell I was going to do. Going through all of the scores by far the closest predictions came out of the AFC West. I didn't figure it up but I would guess at least 80% predicted that entire division top to bottom.

The Nomination: "I WON!" BP

Editor's Note:

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Topic: Thread that got you in the most trouble with your better half...?

1) I only bring my son to the tailgates in order to shock him into staying in school and getting a degree. I pull the old "you don't want to end up like these people do you?" routine.

2) I told my wife that I like guys in a uniform

The Nomination: "More DNA Gold" NJ

Editor's Note: Good plan, up until the 'man in uniform' comment - that kinda ruined it...

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Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by Taylor Ham, Heavenly Ham, and Ham and Cheese Sandwiches

Topic: ****The 4th Annual JetNation Awards****

**JetNation awards official ballot***

Most Underrated Poster –

Most Knowledgeable Poster –

Most Annoying Poster –

Funniest Poster –

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster –

Best Overall Poster on JetNation –

Biggest Homer –

Best Avatar/Signature –

Most Improved Poster –

Best New Poster –

Thread of the Year –

JetNation Moment –

Moderator of the Year – GJ&H

Lounge Lizard –

International Poster –

Former JN Member you would like to return-

Best Banning-

The Nomination: "Well he certainly didn't contribute a lot to JN this year." Bleedin' Green

Editor's Note: This might just be post of the year, holy shucks and durn it. :D

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Topic: Mangini already disliked in Cleveland

if favre didi nothing else....he did 2 great things for this team. facilitated the firing of one chad pennington and one eric mangini. thank ****ing God this fat ****ing piece of trashg is gone. i hope he gets ass cancer.

The Nomination: ":rl:" PatriotsSuck17

Editor's Note: I always like a "glass half full" guy...

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Topic: Mangini already disliked in Cleveland

Mangini is a bum and a failure. Period. He showed zero progression from New England to here (play calling duties pulled from him during his one failure of a season as Pats DC due to his lack of aggression and produces one of the worst defenses in the NFL over his 3 year run here due to our defensive's passivity). So after making zero adjustments or progression from New England to here, and then regressing from his first year here to his 2nd and 3rd, I'm supposed to believe that there is ANY REASON he is all the sudden going to "get it" with Cleveland?

Yeah, right. Young players and coaches who are developing at least show flashes of brilliance when they are young that prepare you for their potential stardom later. Mangini had one good 8 game run as SMC points out (7-1) and was a collosal failure other than that. However, if you take a closer look at that 8 game run here is what you'll find:

1. Beat the 2-14 Rams

2. Beat the 2-14 Chiefs where we almost lost AT HOME.

3. Beat the 4-11-1 Bengals where again, we almost lost AT HOME.

4. An actual loss to the 5-11 RAIDERS!

5. A victory against New England where we dominated them and should have run away with the game but Mangini curled into his turtle shell on defense and allowed the Pats to storm back with zero resistance and we had to luckily win what should have been a blow out in overtime.

6. A similar win vs. Arizona where we were winning 35-0 at halftime! 35-0!!!! Mangini curls into his shell in the 2nd half, ARZ storms back and we need a TD on our final drive with 5 minutes left to seal a game we led by 35 at the half.

7. A win vs. the 7-9 Buffalo Bills where Abram Elam saved Mangini's *ss after this bumbling idiot accepted a penalty on a 3rd down stop that ended Buffalo's drive just to push them back a few yards, allowed them to play 3rd down over, they get the first down, and are now in the red zone about to score a 4th quarter go-ahead TD vs. us with only 2:12 remaining when Elam returns an INT 92 yards to escape with a victory and save face for Mangini further hiding his idiocy to the national viewing public.

8. The only good win of the bunch @ Tennessee.

If THAT is the best run of his career, lord help the Browns.

The Nomination: "dead on. Depressing, but dead on." EY

Editor's Note: Geeze, when you look at that in writing it's just painful.

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Nomination of the Week sponsored by The Rag, a new scent from Klecko...

Topic: ****The 4th Annual JetNation Awards****

Kleck, in all seriousness, me putting you as most annoying was a mind f**k as well. It's just that the last few times you have responded to me you've called me "annoying, jagoff Boro" and then cursed me out again. How am I supposed to know that you're busting chops? Since when is "**** you" disagreeing with a person? Now that I know it is acceptable, let me disagree with your post by saying that you are a dog-come-soaked rag. :)

Like I said before, I never had a problem with you at all. As for me wearing a cup: The problem is that because my c0ck and nuts are so huge, I need to have them special crafted by a division of Monsanto. In the past, I have tried to use ones made in the old tradition by the Amish, but they caused chaffing.

The Nomination: "This made laugh out loud at work, causing my co-workers to question my sanity. When someone asked "what's so funny" I laughed even harder because how do you answer that question with "some dude on the interwebs just called me a dog-come soaked rag" and keep a straight face?" Klecko73isGod

Editor's Note: ....love is often found in the strangest of places...

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Topic: Hayden Panettiere - Newest celebrity Jets fan...

This has created a new fantasy for me:

- Watching a Jets game

- Hayden comes out in a Jets Jersey (as long as it's not Favre), nothing but the jersey.

- Gives me dome

- I drink my beer

- Continue to eat my steak

- Proclaim droppin' loads

- Then smoke a cigar.

Good times.

The Nomination: "It was the "Proclaim droppin' loads" part that got me." dbatesman

Editor's Note: Who is this guy, the rebirth of Lincoln?

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Topic: Beware of drafting Super Bowl losers

Sure, recent history suggests that the Super Bowl loser shouldn't expect to make the playoffs the following season. However, as Jamey Eisenbegr writes, losing the Super Bowl also has a negative impact on Fantasy the following season. Just ask Tom Brady.

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The Nomination: "LOL @ the tom brady parti" Blackout™

Editor's Note: This guy actually gets paid for writing that type of crap? I'm in the wrong business...

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