POTW Bot Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Welcome to Post of the (hehehe) Week, I'm GreenBeans your host - hope you enjoy the show. One thing to mention prior to getting started - how y'all liking the defense Rex is building for next season. I'm liking it all - even Lito - and can't wait to see what he can do with the team. I'm cautiously optomistic, and I'm never one of those types. Anyhow, on with the show.... ------ Topic: Anyone Here a Sportswriter? I was a Class A Sportswriter, but blew a ligament in my thumb. Coach was pretty good, though. The Nomination: "that was good" afosomf Editor's Note: You must know a lot about not only commas, but fine literature as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 Topic: Banned from ***********.com......They say to come here [url=http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1152366#post1152366] [quote name='FF2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Topic: Drawing of a Miracle ! Thankfully, Favre was not tossing life jackets to the passengers. They probably would have ended up with the geese instead. The Nomination: "Classic" G.O.B. Editor's Note: Ducks == Geese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Topic: Rex Ryan On SB III Looks like he shares your lack of enthusiasm for working out, too! The Nomination: ":rl:" BP Editor's Note: ...and thus ends another episode of Verde cuts you down to size, roasts you, and then sells you at the market as doggie food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Topic: Hadron Collider might actually end the world With our luck, if that really were gonna happen, it would happen before a Jets Superbowl appearance. The Nomination: "Why do I know Verde is right? What a mush team. Please, Rex, lead us out of the morass. Great post, Verde." Borgoguy Editor's Note: Two reasons V is always right: numero uno - she's a hottie, letter b - she can kick your as$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Topic: The 'Either/Or' Thread..What would you rather have? Deaf... I won't have to mutter under my breath when she aggravates me. Animal House or Caddyshack? The Nomination: "Great Line!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Now that is a man with a plan right there (coming dear, rumble rumble rumble) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Topic: Teams May Sacrifice Wins To Develop Quarterbacks What are you talking about? Look at what he did for the guppies this year. That was all Chad - he carried that team on his back like the gladiator he is and almost brought them to the promised land. Nevermind the fact that they had to play real football teams then - he's a hero - a hero I tell you! The Nomination: "NJohn can't stop gushing about his "favorite" quarterback" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: So you don't like the noodle casarole? Would you prefer some geese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Topic: Kudos to Browns fans, they come up with great HC/GM name...Mankok What about Kokgini? When you rub it, you get 3 wishes... The Nomination: "LOL!!!" Max Editor's Note: I ain't rubbin' nothing called Kokgini - it might summon the creeps in the Mod Lounge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Topic: Dog cloning..would you? I wonder how close the cloned mutt is to the original? I mean can he still clear a room with a fart? any chance of biting or ****ting indoors that differs from 1st dog? The Nomination: "clear a room,,,classic" SouthernJet Editor's Note: Look at genetics and you have the answer. I'll just say this: SJ and johnny green balls. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 Topic: Ratliff not only can chad pull it off...he can pull it off more than once and the teams' fans will defend him tooth and nail to the bitter end and love him for it. just look at those stupid dolphag fans.....they're lining up to swallow his di*k gravy after the turd he layed, yet again, in the play-offs. The Nomination: "the absolute truth about Chad" hoping4ASuperBowl Editor's Note: 1-15 to the playoffs earned Chad a good work over...but the Fish go no further with CP at the fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 Topic: Patriot Matt Light puts on white tights and dances with men to sell juice. Is Tuck dancing around a Patriots lineman in February going to become an annual event? The Nomination: "Brilliant" RaoulDuke Editor's Note: It's the new version of the "Tuck Rule". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Topic: Westoff just on Michael Kay show Mangini was a good coach. He just didn't work here. Doesn't mean much...the phrase "in the course of a lifetime" comes to mind. Bill Walsh and Chuck Noll didn't look so good after 3 years. It's hard to look like a standout employee when you work for an idiot company. The Nomination: "lol" chadharmamoon Editor's Note: If that is the case, Mangini is screwed again in Cleveland... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Topic: Jenn Sterger takes Tampa a day at a time The answer's really quite simple, and I'm sure you already know it. I'd never bring Jenn Sterger home to my mother, but I'd sure as hell send pictures to my father. The Nomination: "Give that man the $10,000!!!!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: ...and every last one of your friends and an ex-girlfriend or two as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Topic: Husker Alk's Garage Door NFL Predict The Standings Contest Alright, the final results are in. If you question your score, feel free to doublecheck me. Here are the final standings. BP - 17 Irish Jet - 15 L.I. MikeBleedsGreen - 15 Max - 15 Pyper - 15 Alk - 14 L.S. Dylan PatriotReign37 - 14 Kidhuman - 13 Greenseed3 - 13 Jetscode1 - 12 Southernjet - 12 rick34125 - 12 gangreenman - 11 shutout - 11 Jetkid94 - 10 slowmoe57 - 10 GodWearsAGrayHoodie - 9 Blackout - 9 Shawn306 - 8 madmike1 - 8 Congrats to BP for winning the contest and a huge thank you goes out to him as well because if we had four people tie at 15 I didn't know what the hell I was going to do. Going through all of the scores by far the closest predictions came out of the AFC West. I didn't figure it up but I would guess at least 80% predicted that entire division top to bottom. The Nomination: "I WON!" BP Editor's Note: sogKUx_q7ig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Topic: Thread that got you in the most trouble with your better half...? 1) I only bring my son to the tailgates in order to shock him into staying in school and getting a degree. I pull the old "you don't want to end up like these people do you?" routine. 2) I told my wife that I like guys in a uniform The Nomination: "More DNA Gold" NJ Editor's Note: Good plan, up until the 'man in uniform' comment - that kinda ruined it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Topic: jets cut Jason Capizzi My irony sensor just shorted out. The Nomination: "LOL Dan made a funny" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Where? I mean, wear is the short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Topic: Control The Flow These are really one in the same. If you don't control the flow around you, you are going to need life advice. The Nomination: "lol" chadharmamoon Editor's Note: A wise man once said, life is a tampon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Topic: Michael Phelps, caught smoking pot Ted Kennedy admitted smoking pot when he was young, too. This is very common for great swimmers. The Nomination: "No politics? **** you!!" Thor99 The Nomination: "Ted was a breaststroker wasn't he?" NJ Editor's Note: Good thing he did not take up autoracing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Topic: Brett Favre saw his shadow..... ...... and will spend 6 more weeks pondering retirement. Happy Groundhog day! The Nomination: "That is hilarious." PFSIKH Editor's Note: Thank goodness you were wrong, because I for one wa afraid you were right (for once). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Topic: Cassel gets pissed on at the Superbowl The Nomination: "Great work." Irish Jet Editor's Note: Looks like he's got quite a rack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by Taylor Ham, Heavenly Ham, and Ham and Cheese Sandwiches Topic: ****The 4th Annual JetNation Awards**** **JetNation awards official ballot*** Most Underrated Poster – Most Knowledgeable Poster – Most Annoying Poster – Funniest Poster – Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Biggest Homer – Best Avatar/Signature – Most Improved Poster – Best New Poster – Thread of the Year – JetNation Moment – Moderator of the Year – GJ&H Lounge Lizard – International Poster – Former JN Member you would like to return- Best Banning- The Nomination: "Well he certainly didn't contribute a lot to JN this year." Bleedin' Green Editor's Note: This might just be post of the year, holy shucks and durn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Topic: Mangini already disliked in Cleveland if favre didi nothing else....he did 2 great things for this team. facilitated the firing of one chad pennington and one eric mangini. thank ****ing God this fat ****ing piece of trashg is gone. i hope he gets ass cancer. The Nomination: ":rl:" PatriotsSuck17 Editor's Note: I always like a "glass half full" guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Topic: Mangini already disliked in Cleveland Sounds like Klecko's second week at JN... The Nomination: "Hilarious blindside/sucker punch diss." SMC Editor's Note: Week 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Topic: Mangini already disliked in Cleveland You need better nemeses. Borgoguy, piney. It's like you're fighting the freaking Brooklyn Brawler or something. The Nomination: "Brilliant. Disses 3 posters in one sentence." SMC Editor's Note: That guy that owns JI took up cigars in place of pancakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Topic: Mangini already disliked in Cleveland Mangini is a bum and a failure. Period. He showed zero progression from New England to here (play calling duties pulled from him during his one failure of a season as Pats DC due to his lack of aggression and produces one of the worst defenses in the NFL over his 3 year run here due to our defensive's passivity). So after making zero adjustments or progression from New England to here, and then regressing from his first year here to his 2nd and 3rd, I'm supposed to believe that there is ANY REASON he is all the sudden going to "get it" with Cleveland? Yeah, right. Young players and coaches who are developing at least show flashes of brilliance when they are young that prepare you for their potential stardom later. Mangini had one good 8 game run as SMC points out (7-1) and was a collosal failure other than that. However, if you take a closer look at that 8 game run here is what you'll find: 1. Beat the 2-14 Rams 2. Beat the 2-14 Chiefs where we almost lost AT HOME. 3. Beat the 4-11-1 Bengals where again, we almost lost AT HOME. 4. An actual loss to the 5-11 RAIDERS! 5. A victory against New England where we dominated them and should have run away with the game but Mangini curled into his turtle shell on defense and allowed the Pats to storm back with zero resistance and we had to luckily win what should have been a blow out in overtime. 6. A similar win vs. Arizona where we were winning 35-0 at halftime! 35-0!!!! Mangini curls into his shell in the 2nd half, ARZ storms back and we need a TD on our final drive with 5 minutes left to seal a game we led by 35 at the half. 7. A win vs. the 7-9 Buffalo Bills where Abram Elam saved Mangini's *ss after this bumbling idiot accepted a penalty on a 3rd down stop that ended Buffalo's drive just to push them back a few yards, allowed them to play 3rd down over, they get the first down, and are now in the red zone about to score a 4th quarter go-ahead TD vs. us with only 2:12 remaining when Elam returns an INT 92 yards to escape with a victory and save face for Mangini further hiding his idiocy to the national viewing public. 8. The only good win of the bunch @ Tennessee. If THAT is the best run of his career, lord help the Browns. The Nomination: "dead on. Depressing, but dead on." EY Editor's Note: Geeze, when you look at that in writing it's just painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Nomination of the Week sponsored by The Rag, a new scent from Klecko... Topic: ****The 4th Annual JetNation Awards**** Kleck, in all seriousness, me putting you as most annoying was a mind f**k as well. It's just that the last few times you have responded to me you've called me "annoying, jagoff Boro" and then cursed me out again. How am I supposed to know that you're busting chops? Since when is "**** you" disagreeing with a person? Now that I know it is acceptable, let me disagree with your post by saying that you are a dog-come-soaked rag. Like I said before, I never had a problem with you at all. As for me wearing a cup: The problem is that because my c0ck and nuts are so huge, I need to have them special crafted by a division of Monsanto. In the past, I have tried to use ones made in the old tradition by the Amish, but they caused chaffing. The Nomination: "This made laugh out loud at work, causing my co-workers to question my sanity. When someone asked "what's so funny" I laughed even harder because how do you answer that question with "some dude on the interwebs just called me a dog-come soaked rag" and keep a straight face?" Klecko73isGod Editor's Note: ....love is often found in the strangest of places... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Topic: Mangini already disliked in Cleveland Thanks for the nom but I'm sure it is all for not. Later this week someone will post a picture of a monkey and they'll win. The Nomination: "ha." EY Editor's Note: Later this week? You're giving me too much credit. Keep your eye out for that monkey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Topic: Hayden Panettiere - Newest celebrity Jets fan... This has created a new fantasy for me: - Watching a Jets game - Hayden comes out in a Jets Jersey (as long as it's not Favre), nothing but the jersey. - Gives me dome - I drink my beer - Continue to eat my steak - Proclaim droppin' loads - Then smoke a cigar. Good times. The Nomination: "It was the "Proclaim droppin' loads" part that got me." dbatesman Editor's Note: Who is this guy, the rebirth of Lincoln? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Topic: 3.0 earthquake in Jersey last night From Fark.com: 3.0 earthquake rattles NJ, breaking tens of thousands of bottles of Drakkar and Grey Goose. Camaro suspension damage alone estimated to be in the millions The Nomination: "Thats just too freakin funny" Kidhuman Editor's Note: First the Hindenburg, now this - the humanity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Topic: Michael Phelps, caught smoking pot LOL!!! The Nomination: "owned." Jets Babe Editor's Note: It certainly is hard to trust a self proclaimed moron, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Topic: Hayden Panettiere - Newest celebrity Jets fan... The Nomination: "Shes hot and he got a .gif out of it. Winner." SenorGato Editor's Note: She's not a Jets fan, she's just after Woody's money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Topic: Beware of drafting Super Bowl losers Sure, recent history suggests that the Super Bowl loser shouldn't expect to make the playoffs the following season. However, as Jamey Eisenbegr writes, losing the Super Bowl also has a negative impact on Fantasy the following season. Just ask Tom Brady. More... The Nomination: "LOL @ the tom brady parti" Blackout™ Editor's Note: This guy actually gets paid for writing that type of crap? I'm in the wrong business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 Topic: ****The 4th Annual JetNation Awards**** [url=http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1162530#post1162530] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 Topic: Hey JetsBabe Max, you sound like a school boy with a crush. The Nomination: "funny girl" SouthernJet Editor's Note: You left out the adjective "pathetic", no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Topic: I'm going to a Country Bar... Some call it class. Some call it 20/20 vision. The Nomination: "lol" chadharmamoon Editor's Note: ...yet others call it too young to drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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