Bleedin Green Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Alright, lets be honest, we all have random stupid crap that pisses us off for one reason or another. Frankly, sometimes the stuff that pisses us off is really funny. So I figure, why not go down a list of some of the random / stupid stuff that bothers you? And I'm not talking about legitimate things that justifiably anger you, I'm talking about the completely irrelevant stuff that you can't help but have annoy the crap out of you. The one I must recently encountered and inspired me to write this thread is when people use the word "literally" when they don't actually mean literally and follow it with some sort of figurative statement. Another is when people use the word "irregardless". Seriously, do these people not know the definition of the word "regardless"? "Irregardless" doesn't even make any damn sense, if anything it would be a double negative and actually mean having regard. So anyway, feel free to add on and amuse us all with some of the things that randomly annoy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I hate when a girl that I am seeing on the side: Tells me that she loves me Gets me to pay for her boob job Then breaks up with me Both times that happened to me it really irked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 I hate when a girl that I am seeing on the side: Tells me that she loves me Gets me to pay for her boob job Then breaks up with me Both times that happened to me it really irked me. You should've known something was up after item #1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 when people take cds out of the cd player or dvds out of the dvd player and instead of putting them into the case they just put them on top of the case. it just bugs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ranger fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 When people want to listen to a certain song and its not on the playlist. So they change it to that song. F's up the whole party man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrissey Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Girls who wear jeans without ass pockets. Girls who don't give head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 That printer ink cartridges, even from "cheap" stores like Wal-Mart, cost $35 despite the fact that they obviously couldn't cost more than a quarter to manufacture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 People that go to the express checkout line that has 10 items or less with 11 or more items pay by check and have 8 coupons Phuck them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Lately, it's a Kars For Kids radio spot that drives me insane. First, it's played, seemingly, every 30 seconds. Second, the singing of the kid and adult male in the commercial makes me want to incinerate them both using a World War II era flame thrower. The way the kid says "Tuh-Day", and the vibrato in the voice of the guy when he says "Kiiiids" could lead me to a home for the criminally insane. j4l6KKZb_5U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I like when you are at the bank and there is some old bag on line who is noticing every window as it opens up and admonishes the first person on line "excuse me, window two, excuse me". Then when they get to the front, they suddenly become absorbed by their fascinating banking slips and papers and dont see when the window opens up for them. Then there is the "old lady stop in the middle of the aisle food product starer at the super market." No sense of self awareness or regard for shopping cart traffic around her, just stop the whole aisle. Those beets might be on sale. (see also, must park right in front of the supermarket stop and go middle of the road traffic blocker people) Then there is the "whats going on"/ "this is ridiculous" loud airplane talker. 'lil turbulence? "whats going on?" Doors dont open for disembarckment immediately as the plane finally comes to a rest at the gate: "whats going on? "....."this is ridiculous"(looks around for nods of approval, gets down-turned eyes and throat clearing) Oh, then there's "Ms. 4' 10 aging hippy chick plane passenger who brings her wordly belongings in a carry on that must weigh 148 lbs. and somehow got past check-in without two burly guys tagging and tossing it into the checked bin chick." She'll wander in after everyone else when the overheads are full and stop, of course, right next to your aisle seat where she will request you help her and you have to help her and you stand struggling with the scarf and bead laden cargo container with your shirt pulling up and your hairy fat belly exposed to the other passengers. Invariably the major award container will be way too big and the foreign stewardess from the sister airline will have to get involved and you stand there holding teh bag with your arms shaking and face drippping with sweat as hippy argues with Imelda about checking the bag. Good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 People here in Massachusetts automatically assuming Im a Yankees fan since Im originally from NY. People whining about whats pissing them off. drivers who cut you off and then stop to make an immediate left turn. Bad attempts at humor, and people pissed off because of the lame attempt at humor: Did a 5 yr old make that? Seriously, this is what people are pissed off about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Random Crap That Pisses You Off . People who are constantly bitching about the proper use of literally versus figuratively and regardless versus irregardless. Seriously, don't these people have anything better to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Then there is the "old lady stop in the middle of the aisle food product starer at the super market." No sense of self awareness or regard for shopping cart traffic around her, just stop the whole aisle. Those beets might be on sale. (see also, must park right in front of the supermarket stop and go middle of the road traffic blocker people) My favorite is when they park the carriage on one side of the aisle, lean over to pick something off the shelf on the other side while holding onto the carriage like there is a tornado blowing through the aisle and if she doesnt hold on she'll be swept away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Customer service like AT&T that will ask you to input your phone number to speed up the service and then the human operator asking for your phone number again once you get them on the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 People who drive in the left lane a/k/a "passing lane", a/k/a "fast lane", and traveling at or below the speed limit. He/She is usually on the cell phone and trailed by a line of pissed off drivers. This is a Michigan specialty. Michigan drivers suck and I kid you not, they drive in the left lane ALL the time. It's freaking annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Customer service like AT&T that will ask you to input your phone number to speed up the service and then the human operator asking for your phone number again once you get them on the phone. DirecTV does that too. I've had calls where I've had to give them my information 3-4 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Lately, it's a Kars For Kids radio spot that drives me insane. First, it's played, seemingly, every 30 seconds. Second, the singing of the kid and adult male in the commercial makes me want to incinerate them both using a World War II era flame thrower. The way the kid says "Tuh-Day", and the vibrato in the voice of the guy when he says "Kiiiids" could lead me to a home for the criminally insane. j4l6KKZb_5U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 People that raise their voice to get their point across. Hell, if I wanted to be in the military, I would have stayed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 i can't stand when old people just cut you in line and head straight to the register. for example, 2 nights ago at the movies, the line was very, very long. i waited a while and i was at the front of the line, and these old people just completely avoid the line and go straight to the ticket counter. and you can't say something to them because they're old and it's disrespectful, and they didn't know any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 i can't stand when old people just cut you in line and head straight to the register. for example, 2 nights ago at the movies, the line was very, very long. i waited a while and i was at the front of the line, and these old people just completely avoid the line and go straight to the ticket counter. and you can't say something to them because they're old and it's disrespectful, and they didn't know any better. Well you're lucky, jb.. at least they didn't pass gas while cutting the line. Old people think they have earned the right to do that in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 How about when you get behind someone in a grocery line or other store and after all of their crap in rung up, they don't have their checkbook out or debit card or cash.......AND THEN DIG AROUND IN THEIR PURSE OR PANTS AND CAN'T FIND IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 - Short people who request to be seated in the emergency exit row on the plane - People who don't say "Thank You" when you hold the door for them (especially when you actually wait a couple of seconds for them) - Not being able to think of any more right now, as I must have pet-peeves numbering in the thousands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 - Short people who request to be seated in the emergency exit row on the plane - People who don't say "Thank You" when you hold the door for them (especially when you actually wait a couple of seconds for them) - Not being able to think of any more right now, as I must have pet-peeves numbering in the thousands i HATE that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 here's another good one. i live in an area where theres A LOT of rush hour traffic and college traffic (orlando). when i'm on alafaya and it's bumper to bumper traffic, and someone is trying to turn onto alafaya from a driveway or something, i stop and i wave to let them go in front of me. i HATE when the person doesn't wave back in acknowledgement that i let them pass me. just freakin' say thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Girls with tatoos. Walking behind someone who is walking slow. People who chew loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 That printer ink cartridges, even from "cheap" stores like Wal-Mart, cost $35 despite the fact that they obviously couldn't cost more than a quarter to manufacture. That is one of the most bizarre artificial markets out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 People who are constantly bitching about the proper use of literally versus figuratively and regardless versus irregardless. Seriously, don't these people have anything better to do? Well we all know you certainly don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Girls with tatoos. Walking behind someone who is walking slow. People who chew loud Hate that with a passion! Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - bugs me more than a really slow walker who is in my way. I hate when people think it's okay to microwave left over seafood (for lunch) at the office. The stench lingers for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 the price of razor blades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 ....and bead laden cargo container..... Can you say 'bead laden' on an airplane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 Can you say 'bead laden' on an airplane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Can you say 'bead laden' on an airplane? lol. Sure, just dont yell "this is ridiculous" and "whats going on" in a silent cabin right before you mutter "bead laden" and then suddenly reach for an errant peanut under your seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 the price of razor blades lol, anyone looking to keep tabs on overinflatedly priced items only need to exam the booty extracted from a homeless shop-lifters filthy pockets. Razor blades and baby formula are right up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 When people write my name with only one "T" That drives me crazy for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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