JohnnyHector Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 dead fish handshakes.. from women.. or men.. Yuck.. gives a crappy first impression. You dont have to crush my hand.. but it can be firm without being painful I also hate when guys who are smaller than me feel then need to go for the extra firm handshake because they either think I'm going to crush their hand or are out to prove their manhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 sorry its the Sudafed i mis-read your post i thought it said seatbelt..lol plus my dress code stays on point so thats not an issue.. you are soooooo fresh. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 The head nod When your walking by someone you kinda know and they give you the head nod. Its easy for the first person to give the nod, but when you gotta give the head nod back, its never natural. And you spend the next 5 minutes wondering if you looked like an assclown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I also hate when guys who are smaller than me feel then need to go for the extra firm handshake because they either think I'm going to crush their hand or are out to prove their manhood. The vice grip doesn't piss me off that much. But when people close their grip before you lock thumbs with them, and they just got you whole hand in there palm. I ****in hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Honestly, my only real problem in the handshake world is 'hand sweat guy'. Like seriously, wipe your damn hand on your jeans first, sure, it's awkward, but we've all done it, and the recipient certainly appreciates it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Pain in the ass co-pilots. Unfortunately the wife is horrible at this. "Look out" "Why did you turn here?" "I told you there'd be traffic" STFU!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Pain in the ass co-pilots. Unfortunately the wife is horrible at this. "Look out" "Why did you turn here?" "I told you there'd be traffic" STFU!! That's when you need to be like Chuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 also the finger tip handshake.. that is totally annoying. i always hold the door open.. and i agree about those who dont say thank you.. but i also hate those people who are going into a door right before you and let it slam right in your face.. just hold it for a second.. are you in such a rush. i also dont like when guys call me "dude" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrissey Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 and so does ireland. now go file for your citizenship, so you can actually vote, you drunk mick. Haha, that was a little much wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrissey Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 how do you look retarded by not wearing a seatbelt?? LOL wait til that day your cars rolls into a canal one day and you drowned because you cant get your seatbelt off in time to get out the car.. and how are people that wear baggy pants all WIGGERS?? what if its a black person or spanish person doing it are they also wiggers hahahahah You should go back to college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 also the finger tip handshake.. that is totally annoying. What the hell is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Heres a recent one. When you just get home from the Gym, and the plumbers at your house. Tells you the Main water line has been shutoff and won't be turned back on till after my classes. So it should be fun sitting in class today, smelling like baby wipes/AXE/and cologne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Heres a recent one. When you just get home from the Gym, and the plumbers at your house. Tells you the Main water line has been shutoff and won't be turned back on till after my classes. So it should be fun sitting in class today, smelling like baby wipes/AXE/and cologne. i'm sure those classy USF females won't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 What the hell is that? when someone doesnt shake your whole hand but just shakes the fingertips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 You should go back to college. you should pay for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 when someone doesnt shake your whole hand but just shakes the fingertips... Oh thats kinda like what i said. They lock there hands before your thumbs catch. Its so annoying. But when you said it I had this image in my mind of two people just locking pointer fingers and shaking. I was like, tell me thats not a new thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i'm sure those classy USF females won't mind. Haha, I'm not USF. There just my college team. I'm a UT guy. I mean, my school is closer to where the Bulls play, then USF actually is. So at least give me that. But yeah the USF girls, not much to look out. Well most of them anyways. UT girls on the other hand are gorgous, but aren't all stuck up rich girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Oh thats kinda like what i said. They lock there hands before your thumbs catch. Its so annoying. But when you said it I had this image in my mind of two people just locking pointer fingers and shaking. I was like, tell me thats not a new thing. oh no.. that is what it is.. try it the next time you meet someone.. they will think you are really cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 oh no.. that is what it is.. try it the next time you meet someone.. they will think you are really cool I don't even know how I'd handle such a situation, if it was done to me. I'd either laugh my ass off, or punch the guy in the face. Probably laugh my ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i'm sure those classy USF females won't mind. This line needs its own thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Haha, I'm not USF. There just my college team. I'm a UT guy. I mean, my school is closer to where the Bulls play, then USF actually is. So at least give me that. But yeah the USF girls, not much to look out. Well most of them anyways. UT girls on the other hand are gorgous, but aren't all stuck up rich girls? ahhh, university of tampa. ok, i don't hate you anymore. but seriously, i think USF decided on their mascot, the bulls...after looking at the females on that campus. my god.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ahhh, university of tampa. ok, i don't hate you anymore. but seriously, i think USF decided on their mascot, the bulls...after looking at the females on that campus. my god.... Hmmm, cat-fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 People who don't use their credit/debit card at the gas station. They go inside to pay with cash, come back out to fill up, then go back inside for their change. People who don't pull up to the farthest gas pump possible, but instead park right in the middle taking up both available pumps. You'll find the elderly do this most of the time. People who don't chew with their mouth closed. People who breath really heavy all of the time for no apparent reason. They could just be sitting there relaxing, but they're breathing heavy like they just ran a marathon. People with seasonal allergies who don't take allergy medication during allergy season, and all they do is blow their schnoz every 2 minutes, or continuously suck the snot back into their sinuses. Co-workers who feel the need to talk to you at all times, regardless of what you're doing. They demand 100% of your attention 100% of the time. People who fake ignorance or naivete in order to appear clueless in hopes of getting out of a not-so-pleasant project or assignment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ahhh, university of tampa. ok, i don't hate you anymore. but seriously, i think USF decided on their mascot, the bulls...after looking at the females on that campus. my god.... Wait, You hated me? But yeah, I agree on the USF girls. Weirdos. There all from FL, I think that might have something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 People who don't use their credit/debit card at the gas station. They go inside to pay with cash, come back out to fill up, then go back inside for their change. People who don't pull up to the farthest gas pump possible, but instead park right in the middle taking up both available pumps. You'll find the elderly do this most of the time. People who don't chew with their mouth closed. People who breath really heavy all of the time for no apparent reason. They could just be sitting there relaxing, but they're breathing heavy like they just ran a marathon. People with seasonal allergies who don't take allergy medication during allergy season, and all they do is blow their schnoz every 2 minutes, or continuously suck the snot back into their sinuses. Co-workers who feel the need to talk to you at all times, regardless of what you're doing. They demand 100% of your attention 100% of the time. People who fake ignorance or naivete in order to appear clueless in hopes of getting out of a not-so-pleasant project or assignment. Thats a huge one, I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier. I HATE THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I HATE people who don't pick up after their dog.. God help the mother F'rs if I ever see the negligence first hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I HATE people that have no control over there dogs and let them bark uncontrolable without doing anything about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I HATE people who don't pick up after their dog.. God help the mother F'rs if I ever see the negligence first hand. And people that spit gum out on walkways. Sure I've spit my gum out plenty of times, but never where people walk. I mean come on, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I HATE people that have no control over there dogs and let them bark uncontrolable without doing anything about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 And people that spit gum out on walkways. Sure I've spit my gum out plenty of times, but never where people walk. I mean come on, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Haha, I stepped in gum the other day when I picked my buddy up at the airport. I got out of the car, helped with his bags and got right back in the car. Who the **** spits gum out where people load and unload man. That mother****er probably walked past close to 50 garbages on his way off that god damn plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Haha, I stepped in gum the other day when I picked my buddy up at the airport. I got out of the car, helped with his bags and got right back in the car. Who the **** spits gum out where people load and unload man. That mother****er probably walked past close to 50 garbages on his way off that god damn plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Haha, thats definitely not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 This thread should be renamed "People are douchebags and should be smothered to death". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 This thread should be renamed "People are douchebags and should be smothered to death". Smothering is too easy. Blunt force trauma with tennis rackets keeps them alive just long enough to realize they are being killed by tennis rackets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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