SouthernJet Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Jessica Simpson: This Is How She Rolls Posted Jan 26th 2009 1:07PM by TMZ Staff Double-belted into her mom jeans, former pop singer/reality TV star turned attempted country crooner Jessica Simpson appeared at some sort of chili cook-off concert in Florida this weekend. It is unclear if she was there to perform or just judge. UPDATE: Thanks to the folks at WKIS, there is footage of Jess performing "These Boots Are Made for Walking" at the cook-off -- and lets just say, it takes your mind right back to the days she rocked out to the same song in that extremely tiny red bikini... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 She's still gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 She's still gorgeous. I was trying to find what was wrong with her in those pics? Is she 'fat'? She does have a pancake a$$ in those jeans though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I was trying to find what was wrong with her in those pics? Is she 'fat'? She does have a pancake a$$ in those jeans though... She sure looks fine from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 The 80's called, they want their jeans back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'd still hit it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 She sure looks fine from here. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 The 80's called, they want their jeans back. Lol, worst jeans ever. Looks like those worn by "Its Pat" on SNL. She does look a little dumpish and thick and is apparently growing arm flab. She's still do-able and prolly susceptible to being manipulated into odd positions due to the lack of self-esteem that often accompanies weight gain in broads. Its a positive, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Lol, worst jeans ever. Looks like those worn by "Its Pat" on SNL. She does look a little dumpish and thick and is apparently growing arm flab. She's still do-able and prolly susceptible to being manipulated into odd positions due to the lack of self-esteem that often accompanies weight gain in broads. Its a positive, really. Physically she's fine of course, it's just no taste in clothes whatsoever. Well, you could take them off of course, it's just... WTF was she thinking?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Holy crap! She's so fat, she needs two belts to hold up her jeans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 maybe a romo-bun in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Jessica Simpson: This Is How She Rolls Posted Jan 26th 2009 1:07PM by TMZ Staff Double-belted into her mom jeans, former pop singer/reality TV star turned attempted country crooner Jessica Simpson appeared at some sort of chili cook-off concert in Florida this weekend. It is unclear if she was there to perform or just judge. UPDATE: Thanks to the folks at WKIS, there is footage of Jess performing "These Boots Are Made for Walking" at the cook-off -- and lets just say, it takes your mind right back to the days she rocked out to the same song in that extremely tiny red bikini... those look like maternity jeans to me, with the elastic waistband hidden by that girdle-like belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Holy crap! She's so fat, she needs two belts to hold up her jeans! lol She so fat, when she hauls azz, she has to make two trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburnjet Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 She's still gorgeous. ick. she has always been nasty though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Wanna wear those a tad higher Jessica? jesus christ this isn't 1950. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Her ass looks weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Her ass looks weird. Because her pants are above her ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 she looks like the blueberry from willy wonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 she looks like the blueberry from willy wonka Dude....that might be the first funny observation you ever made....ho-lee crap. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 those look like maternity jeans to me, with the elastic waistband hidden by that girdle-like belt. And joebaby knows about maternity jeans because? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 She looks fine...nothing wrong with a little meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 dam it she was at the chili cook off and i didnt go.. im a ****ing idiot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 oh jessica you know it's bad when you get a thread on sucks http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/45402?page=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 oh jessica you know it's bad when you get a thread on sucks http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/45402?page=1 What is it with you and reality shows?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 oh jessica you know it's bad when you get a thread on sucks http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/45402?page=1 I wonder what some of those tools who posted in that thread look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 And joebaby knows about maternity jeans because? lol my sister was preggers a year and a half ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 my sister was preggers for a year and a half . It runs in our family. cool..big babies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Jessica Simpson: This Is How She Rolls Posted Jan 26th 2009 1:07PM by TMZ Staff Double-belted into her mom jeans, former pop singer/reality TV star turned attempted country crooner Jessica Simpson appeared at some sort of chili cook-off concert in Florida this weekend. It is unclear if she was there to perform or just judge. UPDATE: Thanks to the folks at WKIS, there is footage of Jess performing "These Boots Are Made for Walking" at the cook-off -- and lets just say, it takes your mind right back to the days she rocked out to the same song in that extremely tiny red bikini... Need to compare her to some skinny pics... and there are other "fat" pics too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 she looks fine, i just think that the mom jeans make her look fat...mom jeans can make anyone look fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i just cant get over the fact that she was at the chili cook off and i didnt go... i would of loved to see her sexy ass in person... she looks good with a little extra weight wayyyyyy better than the skeltor look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 she looks fine, i just think that the mom jeans make her look fat...mom jeans can make anyone look fat. The problem is you can drop a plumb line straight down from the nips and the line would touch her boobs, belly, and fupa, a complete geometric quagmire. She better watch out or soon she will be relegated to dating Kyle Orton. oh, and btw, before anyone comes here and says how terrible we are, this is a woman who makes her living by shaking her ass in bikinis and acting like the dumbest girl on the face of the earth in reality tv shows, so she is fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i just cant get over the fact that she was at the chili cook off and i didnt go... i would of loved to see her sexy ass in person... she looks good with a little extra weight wayyyyyy better than the skeltor look wowowow, now there is liking girls with a little meat on them, and there is bbw chasers. No way you could look at Jessica in those pics from the dukes of hazard in the red bikini and call her skeletor. Anyone who thinks that clearly is a bbw chaser, which is totally fine, after all, fat bottom girls make the world go round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 The problem is you can drop a plumb line straight down from the nips and the line would touch her boobs, belly, and fupa, a complete geometric quagmire. She better watch out or soon she will be relegated to dating Kyle Orton. oh, and btw, before anyone comes here and says how terrible we are, this is a woman who makes her living by shaking her ass in bikinis and acting like the dumbest girl on the face of the earth in reality tv shows, so she is fair game. LOL.. by anyone.. dont you mean me? actually i am pleasantly surprised at the amount of guys here who think she looks ok with an extra bit of meat on her. and for those of the guys who are critiziing her.... well.. lets see your pictures, studs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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