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The 'Either/Or' Thread..What would you rather have?


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I will start..

Answer this 'Either/Or' and then pick another 'Either/Or' for next person...

Diarrhea for 2 weeks or Favre come back to Jets?

Favre back to the Jets! Yes!!!!!!!!

Three root canals or watch tapes of Superbowls 36, 38 and 39?

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living in Massachusetts or never getting the chance to travel outside your own state?

There are a lot of things to like about Massachusetts.

Stuck on an airplane next to: Bill Belichicken or screaming baby?

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Belicheat, so I could stab him in the throat. Society frowns on doing that to babies. Even screaming ones. :confused:

No cable/satelite or no internet for 3 months?

That's easy, no cable/satellite, because there's always ways to watch whatever you want online...even live for the most part if you're willing to pay for it.

What would you rather give everyone in Boston; AIDS or herpes?

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No TV perferably, can DL it online nowadays.

Would you rather have an unlimited supply of money or the Jets win the next 3 Superbowls?

Money...unlimited supply maybe I could buy the Jets.....

which movie would you rather watch ten times in a row..Waterworld or The Postman

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Can I still self-pleasure? If so, no sex for a year. Don't want ruptured beans.

Eat a fresh dog turd or eat maggots.

As they resemble rice, and are packed with life sustaining protein, I go with the maggots. Further, most dog turds are chock full of heart worms and other parasites.

French kiss a leper or have one foot amputated by a drunken surgeon who received medical training in the Belgian Congo?

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As they resemble rice, and are packed with life sustaining protein, I go with the maggots. Further, most dog turds are chock full of heart worms and other parasites.

French kiss a leper or have one foot amputated by a drunken surgeon who received medical training in the Belgian Congo?

leper kiss i guess,,take my chances

homeless on streets or ass raped by mike tyson on a pay per view event

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leper kiss i guess,,take my chances

homeless on streets or ass raped by mike tyson on a pay per view event

What percentage of the Pay-Per View buys would I get? Without that info, I guess I'll pick homeless.

Break both of your legs or have your mother-in-law move in with you for the rest of her life?

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What percentage of the Pay-Per View buys would I get? Without that info, I guess I'll pick homeless.

Break both of your legs or have your mother-in-law move in with you for the rest of her life?

break the legs

Anal sex with oprah or vaginal with Rosie

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