SouthernJet Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Man, waking up in middle of night to piss is a pain in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Man, waking up in middle of night to piss is a pain in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Man, waking up in middle of night to piss is a pain in the ass wouldn't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 wouldn't know I have to go about 6 AM, so I figure WTF, I'll get up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 golf games effected by bum shoulders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i'm old but willy still stands up when called upon & don't suffer from wakin up to have to pee yet. I do however stand at urinal forever shakin that thing and NEVER get it all before it goes back in the holster. it is truly a natural phenomenon that pi$$es me off to no end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 wouldn't know c'mon fess up. rumor has it that the only time you don't have to pee is when yer peein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoastOffensive Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i'm old but willy still stands up when called upon & don't suffer from wakin up to have to pee yet. I do however stand at urinal forever shakin that thing and NEVER get it all before it goes back in the holster. it is truly a natural phenomenon that pi$$es me off to no end Holy crap, I have been going through about this...anyone have a remedy for bloated prostate? I ...uh...my Dad needs the help. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Holy crap, I have been going through about this...anyone have a remedy for bloated prostate? I ...uh...my Dad needs the help. Yeah. There is a drug called Cialis -- I think there might be a commercial for it on TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 AKA Grampers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 c'mon fess up. rumor has it that the only time you don't have to pee is when yer peein i do have the shakes:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeebers Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 How do you know when you officially become "old"? Married with children?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 How do you know when you officially become "old"? Married with children?? once a month roll in the hays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Are "old hags" considered "old farts"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 once a month roll in the hays crap, I dream about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 How do you know when you officially become "old"? Married with children?? oh you'll know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoastOffensive Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 crap, I dream about that. "look, you come into bed and expect me..." Is it us? We still have da skillz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 once a month roll in the hays "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoastOffensive Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay..." WHAT KNOCKERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Young farts >>>> old farts. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Young farts >>>> old farts. Discuss. In between farts are better then ya' both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "look, you come into bed and expect me..." Is it us? We still have da skillz. No, I meant cutting it back from four times a day to once a month. I could use a break, I've got schween burn. (Not really) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Young farts >>>> old farts. Discuss. +1 they might have experience but we got Stamina!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 +1 they might have experience but we got Stamina!! Think of it this way. Everything that you're going to do or are thinking about doing we have already done it. And as far as stamina when I meet a 30< that can party with us old guys all night I'll let you know. The only thing that getting old has effected was my bank account in a good way and sports in a bad way, I suck at sports now, to many injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Think of it this way. Everything that you're going to do or are thinking about doing we have already done it. And as far as stamina when I meet a 30< that can party with us old guys all night I'll let you know. The only thing that getting old has effected was my bank account in a good way and sports in a bad way, I suck at sports now, to many injuries. well if you need me to prove i cant hang ill be Downtown friday night at the Brick and then after that we are going to Scarlets and then Primanti Bro 24hr pizza for breakfast lets see if you can keep up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 +1 they might have experience but we got Stamina!! there's a joke in there somewhere:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 well if you need me to prove i cant hang ill be Downtown friday night at the Brick and then after that we are going to Scarlets and then Primanti Bro 24hr pizza for breakfast lets see if you can keep up Sounds like a plan but I work Friday night, Sat I'm going to an extreme fetish party but Sunday we'll be downtown then Maguires back bar after half time. Good call on Primanti their bugers are ****ing great after a night of drinking. Are you even old enough to drink? I though you were 14 or is that War? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Young farts >>>> old farts. Discuss. Old farts know more than young farts...about everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Are you even old enough to drink? I though you were 14 or is that War? War Ensemble is the 14-year old who is smarter than most of the people who post here. Lil' Mick is in his early 20's, but his spelling and grammar make it seem like he's 14 (and that may be overly generous). I can see how you would be confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 there's a joke in there somewhere:D I was going to say most of us older farts can last longer than 30 seconds - but that would have been mean - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Sounds like a plan but I work Friday night, Sat I'm going to an extreme fetish party but Sunday we'll be downtown then Maguires back bar after half time. Good call on Primanti their bugers are ****ing great after a night of drinking. Are you even old enough to drink? I though you were 14 or is that War? yea ill be 23 in april sorry if i dont act my age all the time:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 War Ensemble is the 14-year old who is smarter than most of the people who post here. Lil' Mick is in his early 20's, but his spelling and grammar make it seem like he's 14 (and that may be overly generous). I can see how you would be confused. bro if you saw the school i went to you would understand..lol put it this way my school was the first municipal charter school in the country and we were only open for 5 year before it was closed... alot of people can say High school was the best time of their life but not me... for me it was the worst time of my life i only went to school so i could play sports... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 yea ill be 23 in april sorry if i dont act my age all the time:D Like I do and I would have to be in the top five when it comes to bad spelling and grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Like I do and I would have to be in the top five when it comes to bad spelling and grammar. yea spelling is overrated..lol thats why my job involves numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 bro if you saw the school i went to you would understand..lol put it this way my school was the first municipal charter school in the country and we were only open for 5 year before it was closed... alot of people can say High school was the best time of their life but not me... for me it was the worst time of my life i only went to school so i could play sports... You went to school in Florida. I understand completely. It's not your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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