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i almost died today


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i am on the couch still recovering:D

Seriously do plumbers get battle pay?

Colonoscopy is scheduled not a pleasant event...

Just had one done this fall ( my 1st one). It actually wasn't too bad. Dr. said I was the biggest a$$hule he's ever seen and I'm good for another 10 years. :biggrin:

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at 10:12am i was givin last rites

at the time i thought it was newsworthy

Is any of your work on ratemypoo.com?

Anyway here's a good one to do to the plumber.

We were remolding a house and the owners were away so I figured I play a joke on the plumber. I eat as much food as I could all night and the next morning had some coffee and let it rip but before I used the ****ter I turn off the water to the house drained the toilet of all it's water and sold the supply line from the back of the toilet. A few days later the plumber came in to finish up the bathrooms and almost puked, LOL, I've never seen a plumber gag so bad it's was ****ing great.

Oh, send me you cell number we have turd of the month, me and a few cops, fireman, djs and bouncers send turd pictures to everyone and then vote who's was the worst. All the girls thing there's something wrong with us?? No sense of humor.

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