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You would never know that I smoke weed everyday.

Wow, thats something to be VERY proud of.

Seriously. You sir, are a true inspiration.

When do you think you'll have to stop, when you test positive at a physical? WHen one of your bosses happens to find out? WHen you have kids or get married? Just curious, because who wants to grow up, right?

By the way, be it booze or weed, if you're having to do it every day, thats called "having a problem"....

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The only logical solution here is to buy weed for your 7-year-old. Not good weed though, get him the really bad kind that burns your throat, gives you a headache, and then makes you burnt as hell. Then just keep making him smoke until he's bed-ridden for at least 48-72 hours. Problem solved.

Do you think I can apply this to my 10 month old who refuses to sleep through the night?

Yea the type of pot the spray down with pesticides or whatever, gives you massive headaches. Living by Paterson = bad quality.

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Do you think I can apply this to my 10 month old who refuses to sleep through the night?

Yea the type of pot the spray down with pesticides or whatever, gives you massive headaches. Living by Paterson = bad quality.

10 months old seems awfully young for pot. Though I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere 1-year-olds are good to go for acid and shrooms. I'd say you're close enough, though don't be surprised when your kid claws out the dog's eyes or something...but it's all part of the process. My suggestion to you would be to hire a midget for him to abuse to sidestep that, they're all hungry for work right now anyways.

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10 months old seems awfully young for pot. Though I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere 1-year-olds are good to go for acid and shrooms. I'd say you're close enough, though don't be surprised when your kid claws out the dog's eyes or something...but it's all part of the process. My suggestion to you would be to hire a midget for him to abuse to sidestep that, they're all hungry for work right now anyways.

I lol'd so hard I had to walk away from my desk to compose myself.

But seriously, I'll let you know how it goes. I figure a bong is easiest at this point since I can hold and the woman can light it up for him.

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Yah, but I rather doubt you spark one up for breakfast. You have what, half a joint when you come home? How productive are you then? Just curious.

Also, if your employer knew you were a pothead, what do you think their reaction would be? Again, just curious.

You are right - people react differently to it. If my recollection serves me right - weed made me kind of stupid. If I smoked weed regularily I would probably be a box sorter for Goodwill making minumum wage.

My routine is work, work out, dinner, weed, bed. Its simple.

My company doesnt drug test. They dont care what we do, if they did, we would lose a ton of very good people. All they want is production. My old office, 65% smoked, including my boss, and a couple of guys that earned close to a mil a year.

Some people are different. I dont lose motivation from smoking bud.

Wow, thats something to be VERY proud of.

Seriously. You sir, are a true inspiration.

When do you think you'll have to stop, when you test positive at a physical? WHen one of your bosses happens to find out? WHen you have kids or get married? Just curious, because who wants to grow up, right?

By the way, be it booze or weed, if you're having to do it every day, thats called "having a problem"....

I am very proud of myself. Thank you. If you knew where I came from to acheive what I have today, you might be impressed as well. Some would call my story quite inspiring. But thas not what I am about. I am not trying to inspire anyone. We all have our place in this world, and thats not mine. Maybe you are model citizen who has no flaws that seeks to acheive those goals. Good for you, but thats not me.

And who the **** are you to pass judgement on me or anyone for that matter. I bet you are a fatty? Or maybe you use tobacco? Do you drink? Do you like coffee? Addicted to porn? I would consider all those characteristics of "having a problem". Or maybe you are flawless human.

FTR, Im 29, single, no kids and dont plan on changing for quite sometime..if ever. When that day comes, maybe I will stop...who knows?

And, I'm all grownz up. Pubic hair and everything.

Bottom line, to each his own. And I am not trying to pass my values and life style upon anyone. Maybe you can take a piece of advise from a stoner and do the same.

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My routine is work, work out, dinner, weed, bed. Its simple.

My company doesnt drug test. They dont care what we do, if they did, we would lose a ton of very good people. All they want is production. My old office, 65% smoked, including my boss, and a couple of guys that earned close to a mil a year.

Some people are different. I dont lose motivation from smoking bud.

I am very proud of myself. Thank you. If you knew where I came from to acheive what I have today, you might be impressed as well. Some would call my story quite inspiring. But thas not what I am about. I am not trying to inspire anyone. We all have our place in this world, and thats not mine. Maybe you are model citizen who has no flaws that seeks to acheive those goals. Good for you, but thats not me.

And who the **** are you to pass judgement on me or anyone for that matter. I bet you are a fatty? Or maybe you use tobacco? Do you drink? Do you like coffee? Addicted to porn? I would consider all those characteristics of "having a problem". Or maybe you are flawless human.

FTR, Im 29, single, no kids and dont plan on changing for quite sometime..if ever. When that day comes, maybe I will stop...who knows?

And, I'm all grownz up. Pubic hair and everything.

Bottom line, to each his own. And I am not trying to pass my values and life style upon anyone. Maybe you can take a piece of advise from a stoner and do the same.

Basically. This whole argument is moot. What it boils down to is that old saying "know thyself".

For me, I can't do things in moderation. I have a highly addictive personality, I'm a flawed human being and I've made many mistakes with drugs in general. Point is, I know this. That's why I'm strict on myself, when it comes to food, drinking and drugs. Quite frankly I envy people like you who can do it and function in the moderation you do. I'd be doing it, and have done it 5-6 times a day.

Anyways I despise Michael Phelps, but he's addressed it the right way. If you've lived your life so much on the straight and narrow good for you. Doing that doesn't make you better then anyone else if that person can go out and do everything you can and in some cases, better then you can.

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Basically. This whole argument is moot. What it boils down to is that old saying "know thyself".

For me, I can't do things in moderation. I have a highly addictive personality, I'm a flawed human being and I've made many mistakes with drugs in general. Point is, I know this. That's why I'm strict on myself, when it comes to food, drinking and drugs. Quite frankly I envy people like you who can do it and function in the moderation you do. I'd be doing it, and have done it 5-6 times a day.

Anyways I despise Michael Phelps, but he's addressed it the right way. If you've lived your life so much on the straight and narrow good for you. Doing that doesn't make you better then anyone else if that person can go out and do everything you can and in some cases, better then you can.

Exactly. He fessed up that he screwed up and that will be the end of it basically.

If he had tried to cover it up or bs his way out of it then it would have gotten alot worse.

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Speeding is illegal. How many people on this board can admitt they have never acceded the speed limit in their life? And speeding kills. Weed does not.

Hypocrites.

If you weren't stoned, maybe you could spell "exceeded."

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Basically. This whole argument is moot. What it boils down to is that old saying "know thyself".

For me, I can't do things in moderation. I have a highly addictive personality, I'm a flawed human being and I've made many mistakes with drugs in general. Point is, I know this. That's why I'm strict on myself, when it comes to food, drinking and drugs. Quite frankly I envy people like you who can do it and function in the moderation you do. I'd be doing it, and have done it 5-6 times a day.

Anyways I despise Michael Phelps, but he's addressed it the right way. If you've lived your life so much on the straight and narrow good for you. Doing that doesn't make you better then anyone else if that person can go out and do everything you can and in some cases, better then you can.

Yeah, but some people need to act like they are better citizens in society for deciding to have certain values that they view as pure ...or what have you...those people are lost. That **** doesnt make sense to me. Maybe because my experiences have put life in a different perspective, but I dont have time for that bull ****. Like this Jet Engine guy, I take him for nothing more than some bible pusher who tells me I am going to hell for not living my life a certain way.

Anyway, thats just the way things are, some people are just sheltered, dense or just dont have an open mind.

To your point; there's no reason to envy. At least you were smart enough to know that you just cant go there. I have one too many friends that didnt have that type of self control and either hit rock bottom or worse. To me that is the characteristic to envy. Moderation was something I always possessed because of my surroundings along with having certain aspirations.

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And who the **** are you to pass judgement on me or anyone for that matter. I bet you are a fatty? Or maybe you use tobacco? Do you drink? Do you like coffee? Addicted to porn? I would consider all those characteristics of "having a problem". Or maybe you are flawless human.

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I'm the guy who ISN'T being a tool BRAGGING about how much weed I smoke on the internet....thats you. YOU put it out there, I'm just stating my opinion on what you said in a public forum. SOunds like you may be a bit EMBARRASSED about the behavior you seem so proud of, otherwise, why so touchy about being "judged" on a flaw YOU were the one to brag about?

As for me, for the record, I USED to smoke, but I quit because it was a stupid habit to pick up...but thats the Army for you. DO I drink? Yeah, occasionally. Never when I'm driving, and almost always in moderation, and on the occasions I drink TOO much and get drunk, I don't look at "GETTIN HAMMERED...WOOHOOO" as something to be proud of. Its just stupid and irresponsible. Am I a "fatty"? No. As a matter of fact, I could probably work you into the ground...kind of a residual effect of pulling hose and climbing stairs and doing heavy manual labor while wearing full protective ensamble and SCBA for most of the last decade.

SO no, I'm not flawless. Nobody is....but it takes a special kind of genius to be PROUD of using illegal substances and BRAG about how they can get stoned and STILL manage to hold down a decent job....maybe if you learned self control and willpower, you'd be surprised how far you could go.

As fo me being a "Bible Pusher", that literally made me laugh. I'm a lapsed Catholic and aside from a sneaking suspicion that there may be a "God", religion can kiss my a$$...

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I'm the guy who ISN'T being a tool BRAGGING about how much weed I smoke on the internet....thats you. YOU put it out there, I'm just stating my opinion on what you said in a public forum. SOunds like you may be a bit EMBARRASSED about the behavior you seem so proud of, otherwise, why so touchy about being "judged" on a flaw YOU were the one to brag about?

As for me, for the record, I USED to smoke, but I quit because it was a stupid habit to pick up...but thats the Army for you. DO I drink? Yeah, occasionally. Never when I'm driving, and almost always in moderation, and on the occasions I drink TOO much and get drunk, I don't look at "GETTIN HAMMERED...WOOHOOO" as something to be proud of. Its just stupid and irresponsible. Am I a "fatty"? No. As a matter of fact, I could probably work you into the ground...kind of a residual effect of pulling hose and climbing stairs and doing heavy manual labor while wearing full protective ensamble and SCBA for most of the last decade.

SO no, I'm not flawless. Nobody is....but it takes a special kind of genius to be PROUD of using illegal substances and BRAG about how they can get stoned and STILL manage to hold down a decent job....maybe if you learned self control and willpower, you'd be surprised how far you could go.

As fo me being a "Bible Pusher", that literally made me laugh. I'm a lapsed Catholic and aside from a sneaking suspicion that there may be a "God", religion can kiss my a$$...

Judgemental people are funny, I like you.

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