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Anyone heard from Smizzy (Smurf). There are a few owners in his fantasy leagues that are anxious to hear from him. Last word from him was that he was going thru some tough times and that he would be in contact soon. But nobody has heard from him in about 2 months and he owes alot of us owners $$$$.

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Anyone heard from Smizzy (Smurf). There are a few owners in his fantasy leagues that are anxious to hear from him. Last word from him was that he was going thru some tough times and that he would be in contact soon. But nobody has heard from him in about 2 months and he owes alot of us owners $$$$.

Please send me a PM with the specific details about what leagues these are and the amounts owed.

Thank you.

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Max is a giant douche.

No need to call me about in public. I was half joking when I PMed you seeing if you wanted to split the bill with me.

PS -- anyone who chips in for this debt will get Tony Pauline's draft preview for free.

:-P

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No need to call me about in public. I was half joking when I PMed you seeing if you wanted to split the bill with me.

PS -- anyone who chips in for this debt will get Tony Pauline's draft preview for free.

:-P

Half joking means you were half serious.

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Half joking means you were half serious.

My jokes are unfunny. So half joking means I was totally serious. But I don't have time for this. I will put you in for 50%. Let me know where I can send Tony's draft preview to.

Better yet just PM him on JI and give him your address directly. :tongue2:

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My jokes are unfunny. So half joking means I was totally serious. But I don't have time for this. I will put you in for 50%. Let me know where I can send Tony's draft preview to.

Better yet just PM him on JI and give him your address directly. :tongue2:

Who the **** is Tony Pauline?

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Any update on Smurf (Smizzy). Regarding total fees he owes owners, I would have to guess it would be around $2,000, but, he might have had more leagues that he commished in that I am not aware of.

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Any update on Smurf (Smizzy). Regarding total fees he owes owners, I would have to guess it would be around $2,000, but, he might have had more leagues that he commished in that I am not aware of.

Good news, Smizzy is eligible for parole in 3 years, 2 1/2 if he behaves himself.

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Any update on Smurf (Smizzy). Regarding total fees he owes owners, I would have to guess it would be around $2,000, but, he might have had more leagues that he commished in that I am not aware of.

Dude, why are you posting person information like this on a public place like this. Any financial dealings you have with this guy is personal and you shouldn't be posting it here like this. What an ******* move.

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Dude, why are you posting person information like this on a public place like this. Any financial dealings you have with this guy is personal and you shouldn't be posting it here like this. What an ******* move.

Agreed. This place is not your collection agency.

Either Smizzy has some troubles and can't post/pay at the moment and will make good, or your a sucker for sending a random guy who you have no personal information on besides his JN username money on the web.

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Agreed. This place is not your collection agency.

Either Smizzy has some troubles and can't post/pay at the moment and will make good, or your a sucker for sending a random guy who you have no personal information on besides his JN username money on the web.

I was thinking the same thing. This guys is in charge of or received money and you don't even know his phone number? That seems like a stupid movie to me.

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Why the **** can't you just look at his profile and see that there's been no update on him. FFS why do have to make a post with personal information and ask regular posters if there's "any update on Smurf"?

Assuming you're not retarded go check for yourself and stop spamming the board with this BS that no-one wants to see.

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I was thinking the same thing. This guys is in charge of or received money and you don't even know his phone number? That seems like a stupid movie to me.

Dear Arsis:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

EY

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Dear Arsis:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

EY

dude, this would have been a classic post had you changed it from an official from a nigerian petro company to smizzy a world renowned jets message board mod looking to move JN adsense money and membership fees for the purpose of purchasing ihop gift cards.

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Max: Please let me tell everybody that "Borgoguy" is one of my aliases. It's been fun, but posting in this stilted Borgoguy "voice" has gotten boring. I have no interest in reading any more screenplay books or viewing the latest Japanese A.V. porn. I want to go back to being the lovable Smurf, not Smizzy either.

Thanks, big guy. PM me, please.

Smurf

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Max: Please let me tell everybody that "Borgoguy" is one of my aliases. It's been fun, but posting in this stilted Borgoguy "voice" has gotten boring. I have no interest in reading any more screenplay books or viewing the latest Japanese A.V. porn. I want to go back to being the lovable Smurf, not Smizzy either.

Thanks, big guy. PM me, please.

Smurf

B.S.

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No it's true. Why else would we give this putz two JetNation awards?

Borgo posts in a style a little bit more imaginative and intellectual than old smizzy boy. I'm not saying that Smizzy could not write as well as Borgo. Just that he didn't. Smizzy was one of my favorite people on this site so I'm not trying to insult him here. Just pointing out that the posting styles/word useage are vastly different.

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