Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Please, dear friends, feel free to post any fictitious song titles one prays never to see in the sphere of children's music. Lyrics are welcomed, as well. "These Knives Are Meant for Stabbing" "Daddy Wears My Nightie Sometimes" "The Brown Eyed Polka" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 " I saw my Mommie Boinking Santee Clause" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 The snake in Gandpas pants Granndmas gummy job THeres a skeeter on my peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "I Like Matches & Lighters & Torches" "Sponge Bob Killed Grandpa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Ring around a Rosie O'Donnell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Uncle Mitch is a Queen" "Teacher Spilled the Bhong Water" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Daddy wants me to kiss his boo-boo where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Halloween Razors" "Dad's Truck Stop Buddies" "Singin', Dancin' and Stompin' on Throats" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Hard poo-poo taste like chocolate" "Why does the Milkman look like me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "It's a Radioactive Fallout Christmas" "The Year of Easter Egg Scalding" "Salmonella Nugget Weekend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 'My doggie dances with my leg" "Me and Mr. Plastic bag" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "My Dolly's Creepy and Kills at Night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Molester Uncle Likes To Touch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 'My doggie dances with my leg" "Me and Mr. Plastic bag" LOL. Followed up the following year with: "Dog Yogurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Daddy Says I'm a Mouthbreathing Mongoloid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 The Story of Achy the AIDS Doll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "I Want to Be a Cannibal" "Sunday School Six Packs" "I Shattered Todd's Glass Eye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Day Camp Shouldn't Hurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Day Camp Shouldn't Hurt" HAHAHAHAHAHA! "The Story of Jungle Gym Jizz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 " After school in Teachers car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Kneepad Confessional" "The Tokin' Lunch Lady Blues" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Ha Ha, Billy's Handicapped" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "The Giant Pickel under Mommys bed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "No Dosen't Really Mean No" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 "I Wanna Join the Spurt Squad" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Love Tickles From Mommy's Boyfriend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Mary Had a Little Lamb... and the Doctor was Surprised" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Uncle Sticky Said Don't Tell" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Daddy has a rubber Girlfriend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Two Packs a day by 10" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Crack Rock Candy Mountain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 'Sunday school spanking" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Daddy has a rubber Girlfriend" lol, awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "STDs For You and Me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "Don't fear the Cat Butt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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