Nick Mangold throws Jay Cutler in the Pool and Ruins his Diabetic Blood-Sugar Monitor

[JMJ]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Peyton-Manning-threw-Jay-Cutler-s-blood-sugar-mo?urn=nfl,139247

Peyton Manning threw Jay Cutler's diabetes monitor in the pool

And then, for extra laughs, Peyton drove around to various nursing homes in the Honolulu area, unplugging oxygen machines and slathering canes and walkers in Crisco.

I kid, I kid. Peyton doesn't have any hatred of the elderly or disease-ridden. As it turns out, he destroyed Jay Cutler's blood sugar monitor (Cutler's a type 1 diabetic) by mistake. As part of all the zany Pro Bowl hijinx, Peyton and friends were going to toss Cutler in the pool, and while they did protect his cell phone, they forgot one other thing.

Here's how it went down, courtesy of the Denver Post:

The gang of Pro Bowl football players had been gathered around the tables, swapping stories, when suddenly the Broncos' quarterback had 300-pound

Nick Mangold

pushing from one side, 310-pound

Kris Dielman

holding the other and his cell phone swindled into the hands of a coy

Peyton Manning

.

Cutler's radar had gone up, but he never had a chance.

Splash!

"We gave him a Pro Bowl baptism," said Dielman, the star offensive guard of the rival

San Diego Chargers

.

Great fun. Big laughs. There was just one problem. Cutler is a Type 1 diabetic, and in his pocket was his blood-sugar monitor.

"That was a prank where I thought we were smart enough to get the cellphone out of his pocket," Dielman said. "But then, 'Oops.' "

Oops indeed. In their defense, though, some blood sugar monitors do look slightly cell-phone-esque.

Fortunately, Cutler took it all in stride and was able to make a few calls and get a new monitor quickly. If I was him, I would have started faking stomach cramps and pretending to lose my eyesight, while screaming that I could die without my monitor. But that's just me, and I like to teach people lessons that will stick for a lifetime.

[Jbro22]

Classic

[rillo]

With his money, I'm sure he can afford another one....

[Alk]

Frickin' classic scumbag Jets picking on the handicapped.

[Jbro22]

Frickin' classic scumbag Jets picking on the handicapped.

I heard Justin Tuck took a crow bar to Cutlers car...

And Wes Welker taped it all.

[CoachTsurfing]

Frickin' classic scumbag Jets picking on the handicapped.

Well the handicapped are all we can freakin beat these days.

[Jetlag]

Do you think our defensive line is jealous?

[RutgersJetFan]

It's all fun & games until someone with Type 1 diabetes has his insulin monitor torn off, thrown in the pool, short out, and kill him.

[ZachEY]

Brimley is not amused.

[Jets1Fan]

Do you think our defensive line is jealous?

HAHAHA!!! TOUCHE

[Sharrow]

Yeah, too bad there wasn't a patriot player involved, they could have gotten it on film.

[Green DNA]

Frickin' classic scumbag Jets picking on the handicapped.

..and next year that will continue when they knock the one legged wonder Brady on his ass

[Green DNA]

It's all fun & games until someone with Type 1 diabetes has his insulin monitor torn off, thrown in the pool, short out, and kill him.

I don't know, that might be good for a few laughs

[Jbro22]

No one picked up on my ****. Alright, whatever man.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

No one picked up on my ****. Alright, whatever man.

lol. I thought it was funny.

[JiFtheOracle]

I was watching Live Wire on NFLN the other day....they were showing a lot of Cutler...he is one strange dude.

[Alk]

..and next year that will continue when they knock the one legged wonder Brady on his ass

Brady would still own the Jets even if the only limb he had left was his left arm.

[Alk]

I was watching Live Wire on NFLN the other day....they were showing a lot of Cutler...he is one strange dude.

It's the diabeetus.

[JiFtheOracle]

It's the diabeetus.

No serioulsy, the guy is stange.

I seriously dont know how anyone can respect him on that team after watching that.

[Vicious89x]