Maxman Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 This is going to sound insane and it is. But it is a serious question. Here is the deal: I entered this Marketing contest for a company that does workflow and document management. Think imaging and automation, a company that makes you paperless. Anyhow they spent money on all their trade show stuff and they have a water theme. They show water flowing and the subtle message is that this product helps you with your flow of information. The contest is this...I need a tagline that ties the water theme into the flow of information. 10 words people -- give me 10 words. (JoeBaby need not apply). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Control the flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Tampax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Control the flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 A serene confluence of information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Just so we're clear here first we make you rich with our insane post counts and now you want to make you even richer by doing your real life work? PASS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 This is going to sound insane and it is. But it is a serious question. Here is the deal: I entered this Marketing contest for a company that does workflow and document management. Think imaging and automation, a company that makes you paperless. Anyhow they spent money on all their trade show stuff and they have a water theme. They show water flowing and the subtle message is that this product helps you with your flow of information. The contest is this...I need a tagline that ties the water theme into the flow of information. 10 words people -- give me 10 words. (JoeBaby need not apply). Paperless is a nice "pipe dream" we sell to idiots - how's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 You could get that new rapper flow rider to be a sponsor. Every time I hear flow rider I think of period sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Forget about words, just get a picture of a chick with a big rack. Game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 "Use our product/service or be subject to eternal damnation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Just so we're clear here first we make you rich with our insane post counts and now you want to make you even richer by doing your real life work? PASS!! Damn you. You see right through me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 They show water flowing and the subtle message is that this product helps you with your flow of information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. wait, ....no, .....that, that probably isn't too helpful. Does it have to be water themed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Information flows like my father at 4am, 6am, and 8am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Try getting the right's to the Beach Boys, Surfin' USA Play with the lyrics and you're all set Or better yet, the Staple Sister's, I'll take you there. Or something like, "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 See how we quench the eternal thirst for information ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 See how we quench the eternal thirst for information ... That is pretty funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 these drips at (insert paperless co here) are findin new ways to leak info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 That is pretty funny... The guy is trying to help and you mock him?? Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 "FloMax: It isn't just for BPH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 The guy is trying to help and you mock him?? Nice. Speaking of which how about you submit an entry here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 A serene confluence of information. Winner I started reading your thread Max, and knew Borgo would come up with the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 You could get that new rapper Flo Rida to be a sponsor. Every time I hear flow rider I think of period sex. Fixed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 " A waterfall of ideas at your doorstep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Save the Amazon, stop using fcuking paper, douchebag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 "Buy our **** or we will shot you and dump you in a river" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Winner I started reading your thread Max, and knew Borgo would come up with the winner Thanks, Jon. (Your check is in the mail. ) I had actually wanted to go with "The Benchmark in Anti-Mind F**k Technology", but felt that the U.S. marketplace was still too inhibited for such a progressive approach to advertising. Max, feel free to use it for any European or Asian contests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDown Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 "Let your business trickle into the 21st century" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 "Let your business trickle into the 21st century" I like this one, DD. It's a timely approach. In this same vein, how about: "Don't Let Your Market Share Spurt onto the Backs of Your Competition"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Navigating treacherous waters has never been so seamless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Paperless is a nice "pipe dream" we sell to idiots - how's that? winner winner chicken dinner! rep'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 "Aquamation". "Data now flows upstream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 The guy is trying to help and you mock him?? Nice. I am but a lamb in Max's flock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 A lot of these are too long to be taglines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I am but a lamb in Max's flock. escape to verdes flock. it entails movin around a lot & eating right but yer butt won't be sore anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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