afosomf Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1. Doing your own appraisal at work 2. Doing Taxes 3. Filling out Fafsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1, My homeowners association 2. My CPA's "can't do" attitude at tax time 3. All you can eat buffet's at closing time 4. Social networking functions disguised as parties 5. My ex-wife and the sissy she married 6. Anybody at my front door I don't invite (salesman, political, religious) 7. Soccer moms that don't show any cleavage. 8. People with small dogs on leashes 9. Garbage men that think the center of the street is a good place to leave my trash can 10. Salesman that think I was born yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The handicapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The handicapped. I have to disagree with this statement. I find it rather short sighted. Though their may be things that make handicapped difficult at times handicapped people should not be hated. Do you have any handicapped friends? I have a very close friend who is handicapped and when we go places we take his car. He has the stickers and we always get the close parking. Hard to hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1. Doing your own appraisal at work 2. Doing Taxes 3. Filling out Fafsa 1 - I kind of like doing appraisals..its a game to me 2 - wife does 3 - wife did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 People that don't moisturize after exfoliating. People that complain non stop. Republicans. NY Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Men who dont clean off my ass after banging me. People that stare at my huge goiter Liberals. Dolphins cool list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1) Taking the 5:20pm train out of Boston during the week and stopping in Porter Square, Cambridge - home of the absolute left-wing moonbat freaks, people that smell like curry and MIT geeks that have the social graces of slug. Of course, one of 'em ends up sitting next to me - pretty much every freakin' time. So, yah, I'm not enamored with my work commute 2) Bills. Gettin' 'em and payin' 'em. 3) Jets fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Democrats. Republicans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1 - I kind of like doing men..its a game to me 2 - wife does anybody 3 - wife did crashingjet I like your list too... C'mon, you knew I was gonna do it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1. People that write checks at the store. Get a bank card. 2. Slow Drivers 3. Roger Clemens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The handicapped. lol, repped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 People that don't moisturize after exfoliating. People that complain non stop. Republicans. NY Jets LOL. This is a gem. You stopped me in my tracks with that line. 10+. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The politics of identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The politics of identity. smarta$$ teenagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMJ Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 People who verbally don't know (or don't use) the difference between "our" and "are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1. My mother-in-law 2. Shopping for cars 3. The dip**** in front of me at the atm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1. Miami Dolphins 2. New England Patriots 3. Slow Drivers 4. Slow people in general 5. Classes dealing with crap I'll never use 6. People who change their minds 67 times a day 7. The economy 8. Brett Ratliff 9. Brett Ratliff Fan Club 10. People who think killing dogs is worse than killing and paralyzing humans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Paying bills like water and cable, somethings should be free Sleeping, I hate sleeping and try to get by on 2 to 4 hours a day (doesn't always work out real good) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 People on the treadmill next to me at the Gym, at 6am, who didnt brush their teeth, thinking I want to smell their gasping green clouds of plaque-laced garlic breath. Usually these people are fat, and wearing a plastic shirt, to "enhance their weight loss". They haven't noticed yet that only FAT PEOPLE wear plastic shirts. ..then they quit. only to be replaced by another round of plastic-wearing mexican-food-onion-armpit-smelling garlic gaspers. Beyond that, I'm pretty much cool with everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1) Taking the 5:20pm train out of Boston during the week and stopping in Porter Square, Cambridge - home of the absolute left-wing moonbat freaks, people that smell like curry and MIT geeks that have the social graces of slug. Of course, one of 'em ends up sitting next to me - pretty much every freakin' time. So, yah, I'm not enamored with my work commute 2) Bills. Gettin' 'em and payin' 'em. 3) Jets fans 1) OMG, I remember when they built the Porter Square station. My husband worked at a computer company there and had to take the red line from Quincy to Harvard Square (talk about wackos) and then take a bus to Porter. Talk about a pain. 2) The people who stole mail out of my mailbox this week. Lost a bill I was paying and had to stop payment. Stop driving around the neighborhood and stealing mail, you pieces of crap. 3) The people who put ads in the door handle of our front door. Or ring the bell to sell us something, like the financial adviser yesterday. 4) People who let their dogs poop on others' lawns and don't pick it up. I work at home now and I can see you!!!! (Though I did see an armadillo cross the road, 4 deer in my front yard, and a vulture eating a dead thing in the road in the last two weeks, so it's not all bad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I like your list too... C'mon, you knew I was gonna do it back ya, but mine was original... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 punk ass kids that dont get jokes http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1173582&postcount=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 A new one Stay away from Acai berry Scams they give you a free trial for $5 and then start hitting your credit card every month for $70 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 People that don't moisturize after exfoliating. People that complain non stop. Republicans. NY Jets Dolfag Trolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 punk ass kids that dont get jokes http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1173582&postcount=1 I must apologize that i haven't lived long enough so that the world hasn't made me old and cynical that the first thing that comes to my head is ethnic sterortypes Back on topic; 1) Those bastards who don't re-rack their weights at the weightroom. 2) ESPN for non-stop coverage of the Favre retirement and A-Rod. 3) ESPN & the media's perpetual falatting of Tom Brady and the Pats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 1) Taking the 5:20pm train out of Boston during the week and stopping in Porter Square, Cambridge - home of the absolute left-wing moonbat freaks, people that smell like curry and MIT geeks that have the social graces of slug. Of course, one of 'em ends up sitting next to me - pretty much every freakin' time. So, yah, I'm not enamored with my work commute 2) Bills. Gettin' 'em and payin' 'em. 3) Jets fans I thought #2 was The Buffalo Bills at first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I don't mean to sound like an ass, so girls/women i apologize if i offend you... But, girls who don't give blowjobs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I don't mean to sound like an ass, so girls/women i apologize if i offend you... But, girls who don't give blowjobs... I have yet to meet one of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I have yet to meet one of those I, myself have not. But i've heard stories from friends...just the idea in itself bothers me. To quote the Chris Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I have yet to meet one of those Get married, and then you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I must apologize that i haven't lived long enough so that the world hasn't made me old and cynical that the first thing that comes to my head is ethnic sterortypes Back on topic; 1) Those bastards who don't re-rack their weights at the weightroom. 2) ESPN for non-stop coverage of the Favre retirement and A-Rod. 3) ESPN & the media's perpetual falatting of Tom Brady and the Pats. this isnt hurtful humor,,its akin to the jack Benny joke: A robber comes up behind Jack Benny and puts a gun in his back and demands 'Your money of your life"...a long pause and the robber barks again 'Your money or your life'.. Benny yells out 'I'm thinking, I'm thinking' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 When the toilet flush cord breaks in the middle of a 7 crap day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 When the toilet flush cord breaks in the middle of a 7 crap day. have the Mrs. do it by hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 have the Mrs. do it by hand Extract the poop from my azz-bag? That is the definition of hardcore. OK, it's worth a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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