DMaynard Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 What would you do? A) Run out into the street screaming in terror Stand frozen in disbelief C) Faint D) Call the police E) Ask for rent F) Ask if it is staying for dinner and get out the fine china G) Move toward it and try to figure out what exactly it is H) Other I would want to try to figure out what it really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 What would you do? A) Run out into the street screaming in terror Stand frozen in disbelief C) Faint D) Call the police E) Ask for rent F) Ask if it is staying for dinner and get out the fine china G) Move toward it and try to figure out what exactly it is H) Other I would want to try to figure out what it really is. F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I did "B" when it happened to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 H **** Myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 I might ask Verde if I can borrow her Doberman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Jumping through the window. Gots no time to be opening doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 Jumping through the window. Gots no time to be opening doors Feet don't fail me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaler53 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I grew up in a haunted house, it's all old hat now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I'd stop drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Is it a he or a she.. If it's a she, than next question would be is she hot?? If so, i'd ask her to stay. Girl that's been around that long...gotta know some tricks. Ya dig? But if it's you're average run of the mill scarey ghost, I'm pretty sure i would H....put down the bottle of whatever I was drinking and go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 I'd stop drinking. That would take care of those pink elephants, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 IThFt0J6yGw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I'd laugh at him about whatever religion he chose. Then I'd thank him for his fine work turning on my attic light, but ask if he wouldn't mind turning on my coffee pot and pushing down the bagel in the toaster for me instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Call the psychiatric hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I have answered this question before, but can't remember whether it was here or on another board. I would want to attempt communication. I struggle almost daily with issues related to our existence, mortality and the afterlife. Coming into contact with such a being would allow you to ask about the existence of God and what happens to us when we die. This would be the most precious gift a person could receive, knowing where we are going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 There was definitely a presence in our house when we moved in, the old man who lived here before died in the place. I think he finally got tired of me cursing him while I was fixing all the stuff he ****ed up and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I would ask him how it's possible for me to Not believe in ghosts but still be scared ****less of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 There was definitely a presence in our house when we moved in, the old man who lived here before died in the place. I think he finally got tired of me cursing him while I was fixing all the stuff he ****ed up and left. Did you claim him as an exemption dependent on your tax return? Double exemption as I am sure he was over 65. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I'd tell him that as a Jet fan - I envy him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 I'd tell him that as a Jet fan - I envy him. Irish, when I first heard about Banshees when I was a kid, they scared the pee out of me. Ghosts in general and other stuff didn't bother me, there was just something freaky about Banshees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I have answered this question before, but can't remember whether it was here or on another board. I would want to attempt communication. I struggle almost daily with issues related to our existence, mortality and the afterlife. Coming into contact with such a being would allow you to ask about the existence of God and what happens to us when we die. This would be the most precious gift a person could receive, knowing where we are going. This is a very good answer and I would like to do that, but I honestly don't think I could. I'm not sure I could convince myself I haven't lost my damn mine. Probably end up with a tight jacket on thanking the nice lady for my pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaler53 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 This is a very good answer and I would like to do that, but I honestly don't think I could. I'm not sure I could convince myself I haven't lost my damn mine. Probably end up with a tight jacket on thanking the nice lady for my pill. Don't you already do that though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 For those interested in this stuff, there is a pretty good show called "Ghost Hunters" on the Sci-fi channel. They use a very scientific approach with sophisticated equipment and, although they have seen enough themselves to believe, they always approach each case with skeptism and attempt to prove that it is not supernatural. Then there are the other dopey shows with the mediums and dumb British blonds that scream at everything they hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Don't you already do that though? Outpatient since 1/26/09:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 For those interested in this stuff, there is a pretty good show called "Ghost Hunters" on the Sci-fi channel. They use a very scientific approach with sophisticated equipment and, although they have seen enough themselves to believe, they always approach each case with skeptism and attempt to prove that it is not supernatural. Then there are the other dopey shows with the mediums and dumb British blonds that scream at everything they hear. I've seen that show and i'll tell ya what, "ghost hunter" has to be the worlds best job. Their job is to find proof of ghosts and they never ever succeed. Is there another job where you can fail 100 percent of the time and, not only keep your job, but be the best??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 I've seen that show and i'll tell ya what, "ghost hunter" has to be the worlds best job. Their job is to find proof of ghosts and they never ever succeed. Is there another job where you can fail 100 percent of the time and, not only keep your job, but be the best??? Hey, it is the perfect excuse for new seasons. Seriously, a couple of the shows had some pretty compelling stuff. The lighthouse in Florida being one of them and Eastern State Penn outside Philly being another. On the other hand, who says it isn't all rigged? It is edited, it's not like they film it live. Like Geraldo and Al Capone's vault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I've seen that show and i'll tell ya what, "ghost hunter" has to be the worlds best job. Their job is to find proof of ghosts and they never ever succeed. Is there another job where you can fail 100 percent of the time and, not only keep your job, but be the best??? obviously you've never seen the show! cause they do show proof, just not at every place . which is what they intend to do, help the people feel more comfortable in their homes by debunking the situation. But sometimes they cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Hey, it is the perfect excuse for new seasons. Seriously, a couple of the shows had some pretty compelling stuff. The lighthouse in Florida being one of them and Eastern State Penn outside Philly being another. On the other hand, who says it isn't all rigged? It is edited, it's not like they film it live. Like Geraldo and Al Capone's vault. obviously you've never seen the show! cause they do show proof, just not at every place . which is what they intend to do, help the people feel more comfortable in their homes by debunking the situation. But sometimes they cannot! I guess I'm outnumber on this one! I will now go to my defacto easiest job in the world title; weatherman (especially in San Diego). I mean why do we base so many of our daily decisions on the ramblings of a guy that's right about 40% of the time? To quote the all-knowing Lewis Black: "In Latin, meteorologist means LIAR. Al Roker was the weather man in NYC, and three years ago we had a blizzard. We were supposed to have, according to Al, 4 to 12 inches of snow. That's his prediction. We had 36 inches. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, he was 2 feet off. That's not even in the ballpark. If you were a roofer and you built a roof and it was two feet off, you'd still be serving time. Al Roker makes 1.5 million dollars a year as a weather person and he doesn't know sh** about the weather." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaler53 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I guess I'm outnumber on this one! I will now go to my defacto easiest job in the world title; weatherman (especially in San Diego). I mean why do we base so many of our daily decisions on the ramblings of a guy that's right about 40% of the time? To quote the all-knowing Lewis Black: "In Latin, meteorologist means LIAR. Al Roker was the weather man in NYC, and three years ago we had a blizzard. We were supposed to have, according to Al, 4 to 12 inches of snow. That's his prediction. We had 36 inches. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, he was 2 feet off. That's not even in the ballpark. If you were a roofer and you built a roof and it was two feet off, you'd still be serving time. Al Roker makes 1.5 million dollars a year as a weather person and he doesn't know sh** about the weather." LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untouchable Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I'd kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 I guess I'm outnumber on this one! I will now go to my defacto easiest job in the world title; weatherman (especially in San Diego). I mean why do we base so many of our daily decisions on the ramblings of a guy that's right about 40% of the time? To quote the all-knowing Lewis Black: "In Latin, meteorologist means LIAR. Al Roker was the weather man in NYC, and three years ago we had a blizzard. We were supposed to have, according to Al, 4 to 12 inches of snow. That's his prediction. We had 36 inches. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, he was 2 feet off. That's not even in the ballpark. If you were a roofer and you built a roof and it was two feet off, you'd still be serving time. Al Roker makes 1.5 million dollars a year as a weather person and he doesn't know sh** about the weather." Lewis Black is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I have answered this question before, but can't remember whether it was here or on another board. I would want to attempt communication. I struggle almost daily with issues related to our existence, mortality and the afterlife. Coming into contact with such a being would allow you to ask about the existence of God and what happens to us when we die. This would be the most precious gift a person could receive, knowing where we are going. Don't forget to ask if they all sit there in heaven watching us all on earth masturbating. That is the issue i struggle with most when thinking of the afterlife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 Don't forget to ask if they all sit there in heaven watching us all on earth masturbating. That is the issue i struggle with most when thinking of the afterlife. That is why I built a lead plated addition to my house. They can't see through that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piney Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I would try and take some pictures.... gotta make that cheddar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I would reconsider my views on things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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