uart Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ... Minister I'd Like to F*** http://www.pastormelissascott.com/ Anyone ever catch her on TV at 2am before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 oh, and there is a rumor that she used to be a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 She has the voice of an angel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ... Minister I'd Like to F*** http://www.pastormelissascott.com/ Anyone ever catch her on TV at 2am before? she is aight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ... Minister I'd Like to F*** http://www.pastormelissascott.com/ Anyone ever catch her on TV at 2am before? No, never heard of her before this. I'll have to check her out next time I'm in LA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 No offense, but I'm not getting a hotness vibe from her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 MILF? How about MILPPBOH Mother I'd Like to Put a Paper Bag Over her Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ... Minister I'd Like to F*** http://www.pastormelissascott.com/ Anyone ever catch her on TV at 2am before? YOU'RE FIRED UART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 MILF? How about MILPPBOH Mother I'd Like to Put a Paper Bag Over her Head LOL. G.E.M. level, G.O.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 she is aight No offense, but I'm not getting a hotness vibe from her. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Those hardcore bible thumpers always have a hidden past they're covering up. It's just a matter of finding it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ... Minister I'd Like to F*** http://www.pastormelissascott.com/ Anyone ever catch her on TV at 2am before? Eh, only way i would consider hitting this would be under a certain set of circumstances 1 doggy 2 bag over her head in case she actually turned around 3 bag over my head in case her bag fell off, and ancillary autoerotic asphyxiation effect 4 her requirement to continuously yell out scripture and preacher talk with sexual inuendo, especially the fire and brimstone stuff, while also squealing and grunting, with lots of "praise the lords" and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 blech...she looks like lipstick lebanese, but with like, funeral home lipstick. Like she hasnt decided to just wear sweats and play softball all day yet. Either way, damaged goods for sure, GOB is correct, there are bad acts and behavior littering her past. SOme of it was done to her, and some by her. Misfit toy, choo choo with square wheels. She is now attempting to corrupt other weak folks minds with her nonsense, and tap into their SSI and structured insurance settlements so she can buy cars and homes in the name of the Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 she probably has sex like a cathlic school girl and gives head like an alter boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 she and gives head like an alter boy wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Quote: Originally Posted by LiLMiCKMANTLE she and gives head like an alter boy wtf wtf you tired and failed.. if your gonna change peoples post you have to proof read first..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 blech...she looks like lipstick lebanese, but with like, funeral home lipstick. Like she hasnt decided to just wear sweats and play softball all day yet. Either way, damaged goods for sure, GOB is correct, there are bad acts and behavior littering her past. SOme of it was done to her, and some by her. Misfit toy, choo choo with square wheels. She is now attempting to corrupt other weak folks minds with her nonsense, and tap into their SSI and structured insurance settlements so she can buy cars and homes in the name of the Lord. All those words just to say ugly slut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 she probably has sex like a cathlic school girl and gives head like an alter boy Quote: Originally Posted by LiLMiCKMANTLE you tired and failed.. if your gonna change peoples post you have to proof read first..lol Well your first post says "she gives head like an altar boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Quote: you tired and failed.. if your gonna change peoples post you have to proof read first..lol tired and failed, Ok I'll proofread first! LOL:D;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 All those words just to say ugly slut? Lol, no, I didnt get the "slut" vibe. Maybe way back on the misfit toy Island, now she is just a grifter with a bible. I'm trying to keep my excessive verbiage to a maximum for pre-lent. baztid lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 she probably has sex like a cathlic school girl and gives head like an alter boy Wait, so an altar boy gave you head before? That's gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Well your first post says "she gives head like an altar boy" yea i know and 32green tried to change my post and say she and I but he forgot the I so it said "she and gave blah blah blah".. so he failed at the post swap no biggie its a skill that takes time to master ask SJ he has been doing it for years and only gets it right half the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Wait, so an altar boy gave you head before? That's gross. Must of been the pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 yea i know and 32green tried to change my post and say she and I but he forgot the I so it said "she and gave blah blah blah".. so he failed at the post swap no biggie its a skill that takes time to master ask SJ he has been doing it for years and only gets it right half the time I'm even more confused now that you've explained it. I must be tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipMG Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 she aint hot at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'm even more confused now that you've explained it. I must be tired. haha sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Gotta love Yahoo answers...formerly know as 'Barbi' Bridges' Melissa Pastore Current pastor of Dr. Gene Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'm even more confused now that you've explained it. I must be tired. Not that this isnt fricken ponderous for anyone outside of this immediate discussion, but LilMick is correct, I inadvertently left in the "she" when quoting his alter-boy remark, hence totally pfailing in my intent.....but thankfully his tortured explanations more than deflected my pfail towards his pfail. Dual pfail with RaoulDuke , on rye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I need a whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I need a whiskey. And I need to give the girl in your sig what she is trepidatiously waiting for..... thlplatter thplash thplatter thplash thplash, ugh eeeeeeew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Not that this isnt fricken ponderous for anyone outside of this immediate discussion, but LilMick is correct, I inadvertently left in the "she" when quoting his alter-boy remark, hence totally pfailing in my intent.....but thankfully his tortured explanations more than deflected my pfail towards his pfail. Dual pfail with RaoulDuke , on rye. this just one big ball of confussion hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 And I need to give the girl in your sig what she is trepidatiously waiting for..... thlplatter thplash thplatter thplash thplash, ugh eeeeeeew Way too much information. but LMAO nonetheless:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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