Ranger Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/ This site is good for a laugh. "Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML" "Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML" "Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hofstra Jet Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 yea, i check out this site from time to time. its funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 pretty funny stuff on the site, thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said “See you in a decade.” FML haha, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/ This site is good for a laugh. "Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML" "Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML" "Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML" Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papageorgio268 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much turkey at a family reunion. When I looked around the room over 20 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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