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LOL!

Site owners across the tubes shudder when they see FishHooked's signed up for their site.

"my bandwidth, my bandwidth! The boobies"

I havent checked in here before because the title of this thread sucked and I only come to JN to read hourly movie reviews and try to figure out the inside joke threads.

I can see I was correct. :yawn:

It sucks that the suckiness of this thread bores you. But, we shouldn't get confused and think this means you don't suck. This just means you suck at a different level than the rest of us. You would be the Albert Einstein of suck. You are so gifted with the suck, that most of the suck community lacks the intellisuck to recognize the shear brilliance and suckiness of your suck. I have a funny feeling you may be in the running for the Lifetime Achievement Award for suck.

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I see more posters have joined the thread of suck.

Lonestar, 32, welcome.

You both suck.

Suckmaster JiF makes an appearnce, YEAHHHH. I hope the level of suck is to your approval in this thread. Though a sure way to increase it is to lend your very original grass roots efforts to the suck. Wow, just sitting here and typing to you is making the suck grow stronger in me. Thank you for the motivation to suck at the level I've been achieving.

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Suckmaster JiF makes an appearnce, YEAHHHH. I hope the level of suck is to your approval in this thread. Though a sure way to increase it is to lend your very original grass roots efforts to the suck. Wow, just sitting here and typing to you is making the suck grow stronger in me. Thank you for the motivation to suck at the level I've been achieving.

You are my Che.

I am Fidel Casuckstro.

You will carry the suck with you where ever you go.

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Billy "I suck a lot" Mays says:

Hey, all you suckers! Sign up for a suckful field trip! Just 40 suck dollars buys you a ticket for a bus ride full of suck to the suck capital of country.

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This is like the Jerusalem for suck.

In the name of the suck, the suck and the holy suck. Amen.

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My legacy of suck fails in comparison to your life's work of sucking. I could only hope to reach a level of heighten suckiness as Raoul Duke, "Lord of the Suck", now sucking at a theatre near you. I heard in it's earliest reviews it got 760 CSDBPSI's which make it the highest sucking production from a French performance ever. Bravo on the shear suckitude of your endeavor. I bow to your suckiness.

The origin of suck must be told.

As a toddler, Suck child, AKA Crusher, was known throughout the nieghbourhood as being teh suck: running with scissors, licking electrical sockets, juggling razorblades...

One day when he was 12, and after a day filled with endless suck, his mother got fed up and told him to go outside.

"And do what?" Suck child asked.

Fed up with his constant suck she said "Go to the horizon and call me when you get there".

So he did.

Suck child was not seen for over a month. Obviously the mother panicked after an hour realizing what she'd done. You should NEVER say something like that to Suck Child, because he'd do it!!

Local Police in Canada found Suck Child sleeping on a park bench. He hadn't eaten for days and was relieved to be awoken by Police. His first words were "Which way is the horizon?".

The mother was relieved of course, and worried at the same time. How could so much suck be in such a small body??

Scientists analyzed the boy, top to bottom for months and decided a unit of measure of teh suck was necessary: the CSDBPSI.

Suck child's horizon adventure would equal to 1 CSDBPSI.

In comparison, the suck force of the black hole is 0,001 CSDBPSI.

Chad Pennington 0,5 CSDBPSI.

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The origin of suck must be told.

As a toddler, Suck child, AKA Crusher, was known throughout the nieghbourhood as being teh suck: running with scissors, licking electrical sockets, juggling razorblades...

One day when he was 12, and after a day filled with endless suck, his mother got fed up and told him to go outside.

"And do what?" Suck child asked.

Fed up with his constant suck she said "Go to the horizon and call me when you get there".

So he did.

Suck child was not seen for over a month. Obviously the mother panicked after an hour realizing what she'd done. You should NEVER say something like that to Suck Child, because he'd do it!!

Local Police in Canada found Suck Child sleeping on a park bench. He hadn't eaten for days and was relieved to be awoken by Police. His first words were "Which way is the horizon?".

The mother was relieved of course, and worried at the same time. How could so much suck be in such a small body??

Scientists analyzed the boy, top to bottom for months and decided a unit of measure of teh suck was necessary: the CSDBPSI.

Suck child's horizon adventure would equal to 1 CSDBPSI.

In comparison, the suck force of the black hole is 0,001 CSDBPSI.

Chad Pennington 0,5 CSDBPSI.

I like this story, it's long on suck but short on accuracy. First of all, Canadian Police found me and I haven't eaten in days?,, are you ****ing kidding me? I may have not bathed, brushed my teeth or even changed my drawers, but trust me, The Crusher would have eaten something.

Other than that the rest of the story is pretty accurate. But, you left out the part of how you know all this. Don't be shy Raoul, tell, tell. Never mind I'll do it.

Suck child or The Crusher as it might be, ended up in Quebec Canada, where people talked funny. The Crusher thought they all had hair lips, but turned out they where just French. This most certainly sucked.

So alone and frightened feeling like life couldn't suck any worse a strange little fella approached him. Crusher looked up and noticed a young girl standing their with a mustache. He thought this was peculiar but Crusher is Italian so a mustached woman wasn't really that odd, it just sucked. When he spoke that's the part that struck Crusher, "Hello my name is "Teh Ghey", what is yours?", Crusher simply said "That sucks".

Teh ghey was male but wore a dress and had eye make up on. He asked Crusher if he could come with him to visit the Horizon and Crusher was very sad and full of teh suck so said yes thinking it might suck less if he had a companion..

On their way Crusher noticed some woman standing on a street corner. These where something Crusher never seen before. They where French Who-as. Crusher like these French Who-as, they kinda reminded him of his friend Teh Ghey. Crusher and Teh Ghey approached the Who-as and asked if they sucked, they said yes, but it cost 7 dollars. This sucked because they didn't have 7 dollars only one daollar each.

So Teh Crusher offered both dollars to the Who-as and they where nice enough to give him and Teh Ghey a lap dance. The Crusher and teh ghey both thought to tehmselves, Man, this doesn't suck. All of a sudden the Who-a dancing for Teh Ghey started to flash and teh gay's dress turned into a pair of pants and his eye make up turned into a very thick unibrow, that sucked, and Teh ghey fell on the ground. This was Teh Ghey's Fairy Sucukmother.He jumped up and siad, "Im no longer teh Ghey".

Crusher didn't care because he was to busy getting a lapdance. But after his happy ending he noticed that "Teh ghey" was no longer in a dress. He also noticed that his eye makeup turned into a large grotesque unibrow. Teh Ghey, told Crusher he would need a new name. The Crusher said, "how about Raoul?" Teh Ghey loved his new name and thanked the Crusher for his suckey new title.

This is how Teh Ghey became known as Raoul. He's is no longer teh Ghey. But he still sucks.

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I like this story, it's long on suck but short on accuracy. First of all, Canadian Police found me and I haven't eaten in days?,, are you ****ing kidding me? I may have not bathed, brushed my teeth or even changed my drawers, but trust me, The Crusher would have eaten something.

Other than that the rest of the story is pretty accurate. But, you left out the part of how you know all this. Don't be shy Raoul, tell, tell. Never mind I'll do it.

Suck child or The Crusher as it might be, ended up in Quebec Canada, where people talked funny. The Crusher thought they all had hair lips, but turned out they where just French. This most certainly sucked.

So alone and frightened feeling like life couldn't suck any worse a strange little fella approached him. Crusher looked up and noticed a young girl standing their with a mustache. He thought this was peculiar but Crusher is Italian so a mustached woman wasn't really that odd, it just sucked. When he spoke that's the part that struck Crusher, "Hello my name is "Teh Ghey", what is yours?", Crusher simply said "That sucks".

Teh ghey was male but wore a dress and had eye make up on. He asked Crusher if he could come with him to visit the Horizon and Crusher was very sad and full of teh suck so said yes thinking it might suck less if he had a companion..

On their way Crusher noticed some woman standing on a street corner. These where something Crusher never seen before. They where French Who-as. Crusher like these French Who-as, they kinda reminded him of his friend Teh Ghey. Crusher and Teh Ghey approached the Who-as and asked if they sucked, they said yes, but it cost 7 dollars. This sucked because they didn't have 7 dollars only one daollar each.

So Teh Crusher offered both dollars to the Who-as and they where nice enough to give him and Teh Ghey a lap dance. The Crusher and teh ghey both thought to tehmselves, Man, this doesn't suck. All of a sudden the Who-a dancing for Teh Ghey started to flash and teh gay's dress turned into a pair of pants and his eye make up turned into a very thick unibrow, that sucked, and Teh ghey fell on the ground. This was Teh Ghey's Fairy Sucukmother.He jumped up and siad, "Im no longer teh Ghey".

Crusher didn't care because he was to busy getting a lapdance. But after his happy ending he noticed that "Teh ghey" was no longer in a dress. He also noticed that his eye makeup turned into a large grotesque unibrow. Teh Ghey, told Crusher he would need a new name. The Crusher said, "how about Raoul?" Teh Ghey loved his new name and thanked the Crusher for his suckey new title.

This is how Teh Ghey became known as Raoul. He's is no longer teh Ghey. But he still sucks.

So at the end age of 12 we got a lapdance?

That's not sucky at all. Unibrow and all.

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The origin of suck must be told.

As a toddler, Suck child, AKA Crusher, was known throughout the nieghbourhood as being teh suck: running with scissors, licking electrical sockets, juggling razorblades...

One day when he was 12, and after a day filled with endless suck, his mother got fed up and told him to go outside.

"And do what?" Suck child asked.

Fed up with his constant suck she said "Go to the horizon and call me when you get there".

So he did.

Suck child was not seen for over a month. Obviously the mother panicked after an hour realizing what she'd done. You should NEVER say something like that to Suck Child, because he'd do it!!

Local Police in Canada found Suck Child sleeping on a park bench. He hadn't eaten for days and was relieved to be awoken by Police. His first words were "Which way is the horizon?".

The mother was relieved of course, and worried at the same time. How could so much suck be in such a small body??

Scientists analyzed the boy, top to bottom for months and decided a unit of measure of teh suck was necessary: the CSDBPSI.

Suck child's horizon adventure would equal to 1 CSDBPSI.

In comparison, the suck force of the black hole is 0,001 CSDBPSI.

Chad Pennington 0,5 CSDBPSI.

I like this story, it's long on suck but short on accuracy. First of all, Canadian Police found me and I haven't eaten in days?,, are you ****ing kidding me? I may have not bathed, brushed my teeth or even changed my drawers, but trust me, The Crusher would have eaten something.

Other than that the rest of the story is pretty accurate. But, you left out the part of how you know all this. Don't be shy Raoul, tell, tell. Never mind I'll do it.

Suck child or The Crusher as it might be, ended up in Quebec Canada, where people talked funny. The Crusher thought they all had hair lips, but turned out they where just French. This most certainly sucked.

So alone and frightened feeling like life couldn't suck any worse a strange little fella approached him. Crusher looked up and noticed a young girl standing their with a mustache. He thought this was peculiar but Crusher is Italian so a mustached woman wasn't really that odd, it just sucked. When he spoke that's the part that struck Crusher, "Hello my name is "Teh Ghey", what is yours?", Crusher simply said "That sucks".

Teh ghey was male but wore a dress and had eye make up on. He asked Crusher if he could come with him to visit the Horizon and Crusher was very sad and full of teh suck so said yes thinking it might suck less if he had a companion..

On their way Crusher noticed some woman standing on a street corner. These where something Crusher never seen before. They where French Who-as. Crusher like these French Who-as, they kinda reminded him of his friend Teh Ghey. Crusher and Teh Ghey approached the Who-as and asked if they sucked, they said yes, but it cost 7 dollars. This sucked because they didn't have 7 dollars only one daollar each.

So Teh Crusher offered both dollars to the Who-as and they where nice enough to give him and Teh Ghey a lap dance. The Crusher and teh ghey both thought to tehmselves, Man, this doesn't suck. All of a sudden the Who-a dancing for Teh Ghey started to flash and teh gay's dress turned into a pair of pants and his eye make up turned into a very thick unibrow, that sucked, and Teh ghey fell on the ground. This was Teh Ghey's Fairy Sucukmother.He jumped up and siad, "Im no longer teh Ghey".

Crusher didn't care because he was to busy getting a lapdance. But after his happy ending he noticed that "Teh ghey" was no longer in a dress. He also noticed that his eye makeup turned into a large grotesque unibrow. Teh Ghey, told Crusher he would need a new name. The Crusher said, "how about Raoul?" Teh Ghey loved his new name and thanked the Crusher for his suckey new title.

This is how Teh Ghey became known as Raoul. He's is no longer teh Ghey. But he still sucks.

WoW!!!

These stories of suck are imperssive.

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I think this falls in the category of "bad suck."

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Ah we have now enter the world of suck art.

This characteristic of suck is something awful. See, suck at a verbal or written letter is comfortable and silly. When you take suck and put into a visual stimulation, you then have proof of the suck. Which sucks because its dangerous. If one focuses on the suck, they might become depressed by realizing that suck the joke of actually exists.

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Ah we have now enter the world of suck art.

This characteristic of suck is something awful. See, suck at a verbal or written letter is comfortable and silly. When you take suck and put into a visual stimulation, you then have proof of the suck. Which sucks because its dangerous. If one focuses on the suck, they might become depressed by realizing that suck the joke of actually exists.

I need a hug and it sucks to be so vulnerable.

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  • 3 weeks later...
I sucked about 0,5 CSDBPSI in the Mafia game.

Not as bad as I sucked.

JiF was teh suck with his awesome role.

Yes, I was the suck. It was such a poor display of suck, its not even worthy of the title suck. Its more like sucktabulous.

YEAH!!!!! It's sucktabolous this thread is back. Just for the record... You all suck and the mere fact you exist increases the brotherhood of suck.

So everyone have a day full of suck and go suck off!!!

Crush, do you mind if I call you that? I suck you.

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