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Brady Marries His Beard


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It's the best of both worlds for Brady, because everytime he chows down on his new wife, he gets a taste of Leonardo DiCaprio's johnson.

Thats just what he gets by proxy. I'm sure he'll still be hitting the bath houses to scratch his real itch.

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You guys crack me up. Envy 'aint pretty. ;)

Do you honestly think we envy Brady? He won some football games because he was part of systematic cheating. He's also a POS who knocked up Bridget Moynihan and dumped her.

Sure, I'd like to have millions of dollars and bang supermodels, but I'd rather respect myself.

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Do you honestly think we envy Brady? He won some football games because he was part of systematic cheating. He's also a POS who knocked up Bridget Moynihan and dumped her.

Sure, I'd like to have millions of dollars and bang supermodels, but I'd rather respect myself.

wonder if he was married in a catholic chuch? I'm sure he paid off some

priest

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so everytime she chows down on Brady she is going to taste what Vrebel's butt hole tastes like

What a silly question. You know Brady is a stickler for safe sex practices. How could he possibly taste Vrabel's sphincter when Tom was wearing a condom during their lurid lovemaking?

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Do you honestly think we envy Brady? He won some football games because he was part of systematic cheating. He's also a POS who knocked up Bridget Moynihan and dumped her.

Sure, I'd like to have millions of dollars and bang supermodels, but I'd rather respect myself.

LOL!

So, let me ask. If you do actually keep saying something - over and over and over - do you really start believing it? I like you Bob. You're one of my favorites. But c'mon. He's talented, he's an NFL QB with plenty of accolades, a sure-fire HOF'er, good looking, rich, marries some serious arm candy with oodles of money. That's a man's wet dream - well, next to the threesome with twins thing. LOL!

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LOL!

So, let me ask. If you do actually keep saying something - over and over and over - do you really start believing it? I like you Bob. You're one of my favorites. But c'mon. He's talented, he's an NFL QB with plenty of accolades, a sure-fire HOF'er, good looking, rich and has serious arm candy. That's a man's wet dream - well, next to the threesome with twins thing. LOL!

Asian?

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LOL!

So, let me ask. If you do actually keep saying something - over and over and over - do you really start believing it? I like you Bob. You're one of my favorites. But c'mon. He's talented, he's an NFL QB with plenty of accolades, a sure-fire HOF'er, good looking, rich, marries some serious arm candy with oodles of money. That's a man's wet dream - well, next to the threesome with twins thing. LOL!

As it turns out, the threesome thing is overrated. ;)

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:rl:

from article,,

It appears Brady has married a Diva

“The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana,” the Web site reported. “Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.”

I still find it hilarious he is with a headcase who had her dogs ATTEND and DRESSED up at ceremony

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