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Any happy, crazy, sad , strange love stories that make up a fabric of your life?

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I met my wife when we were in 9th grade, still together going on 43 years now..

Wouldnt change a thing..

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God Bless her

I guess after the first 20, she became immune to the gas issue:D

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Well, lets see. I met my ex when I was a senior in high school. We dated up until about a month ago. We still talk...oh yeah, for Christmas he bought us cruise tickets.

NON-REFUNDABLE.

Guess who's going on a cruise with their ex on Sunday?

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Well, lets see. I met my ex when I was a senior in high school. We dated up until about a month ago. We still talk...oh yeah, for Christmas he bought us cruise tickets.

NON-REFUNDABLE.

Guess who's going on a cruise with their ex on Sunday?

would that be FW/oB?:D

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Well, lets see. I met my ex when I was a senior in high school. We dated up until about a month ago. We still talk...oh yeah, for Christmas he bought us cruise tickets.

NON-REFUNDABLE.

Guess who's going on a cruise with their ex on Sunday?

well you realize I usually charge 500 an hour for this, but i will give ya free analysis,,

if truly a ex, then the cost of a cruise wouldnt justify throwing that emotional crap on yourself,,someone , either u or he, wants to get back..If yo udont want to get back with him, you shouldnt go..

The perosn who wants to get back will be hurt and possibly do something dumb when they see the other one partying with someone else,,

aint worth the cruise for the hassle and possible feelings messed up..

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Well, lets see. I met my ex when I was a senior in high school. We dated up until about a month ago. We still talk...oh yeah, for Christmas he bought us cruise tickets.

NON-REFUNDABLE.

Guess who's going on a cruise with their ex on Sunday?

Um.....you? ;)

If I was 20 I'd say have a good time - whatever! I have a few - lots - years on you - and I know better. Enjoy each others company. If you can't - don't do anything stupid. Remember to always be the better person. Easier said than done. I know. But try. It MAKES you the better person.

I really do hope you have a great time and things work out between you two -whether it's a coupling or a friendship - I hope everything is mutually agreed to and rewarding...during the cruise or eventually. Princess, life is interesting sometimes. Just don't give it away without knowing where YOU stand, you know? This means don't so wasted you have no clue what your doing.

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Spent ten years in a marriage that ended up with my ex wife having an affair and after a slight disagreement with her scumbag, I did a little less than a year in the joint. I literally went from being a professional with 3 kids, a wife I thought loved me, a house, and just about anything you think might make you happy to a jail cell.

Got out and spent the next year getting re-credentialed and seeing my kids only on weekends. Horrifying actually. Didn't date for two years, kinda hated everybody. Fortunately a good friend of mine helped me get back into business and I was blessed to get myself a home and a second chance. Started dating but soon found out I was worse than most of the ex-husbands the woman I had dinner with left.

I wasn't abusive, but was a work-aholic and was raised very traditionally and pretty set in my ways. I get a call from a friend of mine who I haven't seen and we decided to have lunch and shoot the ****. As we're eating I see this beutiful little petite blonde with a black smock on, she sorta looked like the worlds sexiest butcher, but actually was a hairdresser.

She got some take out and left. My boy immediately started telling me she didn't have a ring on. I was like so, no confidence, and quite honestly felt like ****. We go to leave and my boy looks into the window of the hairshop next store and starts carrying on about this doll being in their. I looked in, but being 300 pounds and bald I've never been in a hair salon. I always went to a barber and actually bet on football as I got a hiarcut and hot shave.

So my boy volunteers to go in and get his haircut. I was like no ****ing way, but he went in and I followed. Not so much to see the lady, but the stupid dick was driving. We get in their and she is cutting someone elses hair and my boy gets into the chair with some dude hairdresser. I'm looking around and everybody in this place is pretty, men moreso than the woman, if you catch my drift. Again, Crusher felt very out of place but found a SI under all the cosmopolitan magazines and started reading.

All a sudden she walks up to me and asks me if I needed a perm. Man she was beutiful, goreous eyes, and a smile that made me feel warm and fussy. I would have let her burn her name in my forehead at the point if I got a chance to talk to her. Just as I was about to anwser my boy came over and told her she needs to go out with me because it's be kind to animals week. At first I was picturing how funny he would looked toothless, but when she smiled and said yes, I forgavve him.

I took her to a nice little Italian Restaruant that a friend of mine owned. He hooked us up with the best table in the joint and started serving us without ordering. The thing that impressed me about her is she was more into enjoying the food with me than trying to make me try and seem interesting. Not my thing. I like to eat.

We dated for about 2 years and at the same table we had out first date I asked her to marry me. She said yes. The one challenge I had is she told me she didn;t like sports, so like any gentlemanI said me either. Problem was I lived and breathed football. Played in college and coached youth league football. Even practiced sports medicine which she always thought was funny, considering I didn't like sports.

As time went on I fessed up and brought her to her first Jets game. It was the Thursday night season opener againt the Redskins after the Jetskins fiasco. We hung out and tailgated with other Jet fans for about 8 hours. Got hammered taught her beer pong and how to make jello shooters. She was cute as hell during the game. She was so tanked she kept cheering when Washington scored because everyone else in the stadium did and she didn't know no better. I just watched her and smiled as I gave the evil eye to any Skin fans that looked at me.

While planning our wedding she knew two things, I don't like to wear ties, having a 20 1/3 inch neck and all, and I love Joe Namath. I own 23 signed pices by Joe Willy. 14 I got for myself the rest where gifts or late nights up on the PC buying stuff. The girl that didn't like sports bought me a wedding gift and gave it to me about 4 weeks before our day. I though it was weird but I like getting stuff.

I opened it and it was an authentic Namath jersy in white. She looked into my eyes with those baby blues and told me she wanted to wear it for the wedding. I know it sounds silly but let me tell you this, I knew I found the right one at that point.

We have now been married for 6 years and have a dughter of our own and custody of all my kids. She had an older daughter from her first marriage. Everyday of my life since then has been a blessing. I thank the Lord everyday for putting my wife in my life. This has brought Crusher great peace.

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Spent ten years in a marriage that ended up with my ex wife having an affair and after a slight disagreement with her scumbag, I did a little less than a year in the joint. I literally went from being a professional with 3 kids, a wife I thought loved me, a house, and just about anything you think might make you happy to a jail cell.

Got out and spent the next year getting re-credentialed and seeing my kids only on weekends. Horrifying actually. Didn't date for two years, kinda hated everybody. Fortunately a good friend of mine helped me get back into business and I was blessed to get myself a home and a second chance. Started dating but soon found out I was worse than most of the ex-husbands the woman I had dinner with left.

I wasn't abusive, but was a work-aholic and was raised very traditionally and pretty set in my ways. I get a call from a friend of mine who I haven't seen and we decided to have lunch and shoot the ****. As we're eating I see this beutiful little petite blonde with a black smock on, she sorta looked like the worlds sexiest butcher, but actually was a hairdresser.

She got some take out and left. My boy immediately started telling me she didn't have a ring on. I was like so, no confidence, and quite honestly felt like ****. We go to leave and my boy looks into the window of the hairshop next store and starts carrying on about this doll being in their. I looked in, but being 300 pounds and bald I've never been in a hair salon. I always went to a barber and actually bet on football as I got a hiarcut and hot shave.

So my boy volunteers to go in and get his haircut. I was like no ****ing way, but he went in and I followed. Not so much to see the lady, but the stupid dick was driving. We get in their and she is cutting someone elses hair and my boy gets into the chair with some dude hairdresser. I'm looking around and everybody in this place is pretty, men moreso than the woman, if you catch my drift. Again, Crusher felt very out of place but found a SI under all the cosmopolitan magazines and started reading.

All a sudden she walks up to me and asks me if I needed a perm. Man she was beutiful, goreous eyes, and a smile that made me feel warm and fussy. I would have let her burn her name in my forehead at the point if I got a chance to talk to her. Just as I was about to anwser my boy came over and told her she needs to go out with me because it's be kind to animals week. At first I was picturing how funny he would looked toothless, but when she smiled and said yes, I forgavve him.

I took her to a nice little Italian Restaruant that a friend of mine owned. He hooked us up with the best table in the joint and started serving us without ordering. The thing that impressed me about her is she was more into enjoying the food with me than trying to make me try and seem interesting. Not my thing. I like to eat.

We dated for about 2 years and at the same table we had out first date I asked her to marry me. She said yes. The one challenge I had is she told me she didn;t like sports, so like any gentlemanI said me either. Problem was I lived and breathed football. Played in college and coached youth league football. Even practiced sports medicine which she always thought was funny, considering I didn't like sports.

As time went on I fessed up and brought her to her first Jets game. It was the Thursday night season opener againt the Redskins after the Jetskins fiasco. We hung out and tailgated with other Jet fans for about 8 hours. Got hammered taught her beer pong and how to make jello shooters. She was cute as hell during the game. She was so tanked she kept cheering when Washington scored because everyone else in the stadium did and she didn't know no better. I just watched her and smiled as I gave the evil eye to any Skin fans that looked at me.

While planning our wedding she knew two things, I don't like to wear ties, having a 20 1/3 inch neck and all, and I love Joe Namath. I own 23 signed pices by Joe Willy. 14 I got for myself the rest where gifts or late nights up on the PC buying stuff. The girl that didn't like sports bought me a wedding gift and gave it to me about 4 weeks before our day. I though it was weird but I like getting stuff.

I opened it and it was an authentic Namath jersy in white. She looked into my eyes with those baby blues and told me she wanted to wear it for the wedding. I know it sounds silly but let me tell you this, I knew I found the right one at that point.

We have now been married for 6 years and have a dughter of our own and custody of all my kids. She had an older daughter from her first marriage. Everyday of my life since then has been a blessing. I thank the Lord everyday for putting my wife in my life. This has brought Crusher great peace.

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Man, great great story and congrats on rebuilding your life with your lovely lady..

without a question, POTW nominee for you..

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Well, lets see. I met my ex when I was a senior in high school. We dated up until about a month ago. We still talk...oh yeah, for Christmas he bought us cruise tickets.

NON-REFUNDABLE.

Guess who's going on a cruise with their ex on Sunday?

Super-LOL.

Can we get some vBookie action on whether or not JB hits that?

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Well, lets see. I met my ex when I was a senior in high school. We dated up until about a month ago. We still talk...oh yeah, for Christmas he bought us cruise tickets.

NON-REFUNDABLE.

Guess who's going on a cruise with their ex on Sunday?

Que Sera, sera!

You're young! Have fun!

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LOVE SMOVE...........

God made us like animals....

You meet ...you mate an you move on

Didn't you ever hear of 3M...........:bwahaharoll:

No BS .....No X's.....:yahoo:

dont believe that.....

You just need to find the right person..maybe do a Costanza and hook up with someone totally opposite of who you normally are attracted to..If your instincts have been bad so far, try a 180..you never know, you may be attracted to people that dont work for you in long run..

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LOVE SMOVE...........

God made us like animals....

You meet ...you mate an you move on

Didn't you ever hear of 3M...........:bwahaharoll:

No BS .....No X's.....:yahoo:

ah you adhere to the "stamp" motto

Lick em Stick em and send them on their way:D

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dont believe that.....

You just need to find the right person..maybe do a Costanza and hook up with someone totally opposite of who you normally are attracted to..If your instincts have been bad so far, try a 180..you never know, you may be attracted to people that dont work for you in long run..

thanks Dr Phil....:rolleyes:

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SJ-

1st serious relationship I had, I was with the same girl for 6 years. We got engaged, but she broke it off....and married my best friend.

2nd serious relationship I had, was married for 8 years....you know her by the name of Mrs.TaborJet. We are no longer together. Split up 4 months ago. We are civil to one another, and while I think she still reads the boards here, she chooses not to post here anymore.

This news had to break sometime, and I thought this thread was a good place for it. So there it is.

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No way do I top Crushers story --

Moved to Texas in 86 to start a new life and job. No friends no family but it was the best and for that matter only chance for me to survive. First 2 years were pretty hard since I am not a social butterfly and had a hard time talking to the opposite sex. Then I dated a co-worker a couple of times and really thought we were hitting it off. Ended up getting my heartbroken and drowned my sorrows in a fit of depression for several months ending up getting arrested twice for alcohaul infractions. DWI and public intoxication - I had noone to turn to for help.

THen dated a local girl who only used me and that ended up a complete disaster and me being broke and damn near went to jail again. Tried a dating service as well and to be honest when your 26 and losing your hair women pretty much don't even give you the time of day. over the cource of a year I choses 16 women -- 1 agreed to meet me and this was just judging me by a picture. Trust me I'm not that bad looking. and not one single female ever choses to meet me.

So If I wasn't depressed before this just about put me over the edge.

I swore off datiing services after that but about a year later a dating service called - fell for the sales pitch and joined. I met a women who I had nothing in common withg - she moved to Texas to marry another and that fell through - we hit it off - and well that was 18 years ago this March 31st and our 16th wedding anniversary is next month - we still have nothing in common but who cares.

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