Garb Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I work in Boston. Decided to go to another part of Boston to run a couple of errands during my lunch hour. Normally, I would walk back and forth to/from the area - but I have a long-term temp starting today, so I did not want to be away from the office for too long. Therefore I decide to take the subway. Train comes, I sit, and there sitting accross from me were the ugliest women I've ever seen. Then I notice the man hands, the man bodies and man features. Both had a full face of make-up, manicured fingernails, long hair (although one had some balding issues), horrid fashion sense and one still had remnants of an adams apple that the hormone therapy hasn't quite kicked in the nuts yet. They were dudes, half dudes, whatever. You could tell they were not the most attractive males in the world - and as women - even worse. One - the really brutal faced one - was wearing leggings - on scraggly man legs - and a short cropped jacket - so you can just imagine what a horrow show that pre-op was... Anyway, I don't get it! If you want to be a woman, or present yourself as a woman, wouldn't you want to be a pretty woman? What's the point in being a very ugly woman? They are better off being really ugly men. Really ugly men have a much easier go of it than really ugly girls. Btw, I grabbed a fruit salad for lunch. Hahahaha--- fruit! get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I work in Boston. Decided to go to another part of Boston to run a couple of errands during my lunch hour. Normally, I would walk back and forth to/from the area - but I have a long-term temp starting today, so I did not want to be away from the office for too long. Therefore I decide to take the subway. Train comes, I sit, and there sitting accross from me were the ugliest women I've ever seen. Then I notice the man hands, the man bodies and man features. Both had a full face of make-up, manicured fingernails, long hair (although one had some balding issues), horrid fashion sense and one still had remnants of an adams apple that the hormone therapy has quite kicked in the nuts yet. They were dudes, half dudes, whatever. You could tell they were not the most attractive males in the world - and as women - even worse. One - the really brutal faced one - was wearing leggings - on scraggly man legs - and a short cropped jacket - so you can just imagine what a horrow show that pre-op was... Anyway, I don't get it! If you want to be a woman, or present yourself as a woman, wouldn't you want to be a pretty woman? What's the point in being a very ugly woman? They are better off being really ugly men. Really ugly men have a much easier go of it than really ugly girls. Btw, I grabbed a fruit salad for lunch. Hahahaha--- fruit! get it? I find trannies to be endlessly fascinating, so I find the hateful tone of this post to disappointing. Trannies are by far the most naturally comedic of all the sub-humans, with the obvious exception of black midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 I find trannies to be endlessly fascinating, so I find the hateful tone of this post to disappointing. Trannies are by far the most naturally comedic of all the sub-humans, with the obvious exception of black midgets. actually, the funniest of the sub-humans would be Jets Fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I find trannies to be endlessly fascinating, so I find the hateful tone of this post to disappointing. Trannies are by far the most naturally comedic of all the sub-humans, with the obvious exception of black midgets. I think the PC term is Shemale... Tranny is so 1990's. black midgets If you could find a black midget that is also a shemale, you would have your thesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I think the PC term is Shemale... Tranny is so 1990's. If you could find a black midget that is also a shemale, you would have your thesis. Black Midget Trannie. Holy freakin' shiit! That's the holy grail of freaks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I don't think he's that ugly. Besides he's a great GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Black Midget Trannie. Holy freakin' shiit! That's the holy grail of freaks! Yes... I dare you to google it... I can only imagine the **** that will come up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 actually, the funniest of the sub-humans would be Jets Fans. Dang, walked right into that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Yes... I dare you to google it... I can only imagine the **** that will come up. LOL, gonna wait until I get home for that. Would rather explain it to the fiance than the boss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 LOL, gonna wait until I get home for that. Would rather explain it to the fiance than the boss! LOL, I wouldn't want to explain that search to anybody... Especially a boss or fiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 It's because their inner gender ID is coded differently than the parts they're born with or without. It's very fascinating, actually. I don't think most people ask to have a tough time in life on purpose. The world can be an unforgiving place. I find transvestites even MORE fascinating. Tell ya why. A good lot of them are not gay, and live entirely heterosexual lives. There's this guy who comes into our office. Big guy, Vietnam vet. He looks like a biker dude with long hair. And a perm. With bauble earrings. And red lipstick. And nail polish And a skirt. And a cashmere sweater. And a designer handbag. And high heels. Honest to God. He's got this really gruff voice, and doesn't fem up his act. He has grown children, has been married to the same woman for 25 years - and lives his life in public dressed like a woman. He couldn't give two sh its. I have to admire the balls of that. Heh. Kidding aside, it is courageous - but he does have the advantage of being able to kick somebody's ass if they tried to mess with him. Ed Wood, look back in angora! Best line of the movie 'Psycho': "So he was a transvestite!" "Not exactly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I work in Boston. Decided to go to another part of Boston to run a couple of errands during my lunch hour. Normally, I would walk back and forth to/from the area - but I have a long-term temp starting today, so I did not want to be away from the office for too long. Therefore I decide to take the subway. Train comes, I sit, and there sitting accross from me were the ugliest women I've ever seen. Then I notice the man hands, the man bodies and man features. Both had a full face of make-up, manicured fingernails, long hair (although one had some balding issues), horrid fashion sense and one still had remnants of an adams apple that the hormone therapy hasn't quite kicked in the nuts yet. They were dudes, half dudes, whatever. You could tell they were not the most attractive males in the world - and as women - even worse. One - the really brutal faced one - was wearing leggings - on scraggly man legs - and a short cropped jacket - so you can just imagine what a horrow show that pre-op was... Anyway, I don't get it! If you want to be a woman, or present yourself as a woman, wouldn't you want to be a pretty woman? What's the point in being a very ugly woman? Why didn't you ask when you had the chance? Did you think you'd be more likely to get a satisfactory answer here or are you just wide open to the obvious comeback? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 Why didn't you ask when you had the chance? Did you think you'd be more likely to get a satisfactory answer here or are you just wide open to the obvious comeback? just starting a stupid thread, dude.....or is that dudette? I sense a little tension. Want relief? You happen to be a midget? If yes, Norway-something-or-other wants to meet you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 just starting a stupid thread, dude.....or is that dudette? I sense a little tension. Want relief? You happen to be a midget? If yes, Norway-something-or-other wants to meet you! Catfight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 just starting a stupid thread, dude.....or is that dudette? I sense a little tension. Want relief? You happen to be a midget? If yes, Norway-something-or-other wants to meet you! You started a thread to make fun of people. I'm just participating. The midget crack is very clever, but let's be honest here. You're from Boston, have two X chromosomes, and don't seem inclined to deny ugly. If you think you've got the horses for this one we can add stupid to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 there is a black midget that sells news papers in my neighborhood does that count?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 there is a black midget that sells news papers in my neighborhood does that count?? Speaking of ugly trannies, what's good Mick? How was your trip? And yes, a black midget paperguy most certainly counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Speaking of ugly trannies, what's good Mick? How was your trip? And yes, a black midget paperguy most certainly counts. hahahahah trip was awesome!! it was just to dam windy.. thanks for asking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 You started a thread to make fun of people. I'm just participating. The midget crack is very clever, but let's be honest here. You're from Boston, have two X chromosomes, and don't seem inclined to deny ugly. If you think you've got the horses for this one we can add stupid to the list. I started a thread to make fun of Ugly Trannies....sorry I hit a nerve. I bet your mom still loves you though. Yes, I'm ugly. I'm not a trannie though....contrary to popular belief. I think my eye-talian mustache throws people off. I do have a horse. He's really high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Anyone see that HBO special on Hawaian LadyBoy trannies a few years ago? A few of them were kinda hot, in a gross, has a sausage way. Jetophile knows what I'm talkin' about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Anyone see that HBO special on Hawaian LadyBoy trannies a few years ago? A few of them were kinda hot, in a gross, has a sausage way. Jetophile knows what I'm talkin' about. Yea werent they called Fafafini http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fafafini[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fafafini] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Yea werent they called Fafafini http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fafafini Hmm, I thought that was a kind of Mediterranian sandwich. So if you, hypothetically of course, caught a hum-job from a tranny, does that make you gay? What's the ruling on that, in case I ever end up drunk in Boston again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Am I the only one amused by the exchange between Garb and Aten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Am I the only one amused by the exchange between Garb and Aten? No, not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Hmm, I thought that was a kind of Mediterranian sandwich. So if you, hypothetically of course, caught a hum-job from a tranny, does that make you gay? What's the ruling on that, in case I ever end up drunk in Boston again? i have not cool if he/she has boobs and no penis then how are you to know she was once a man unless it was extremely obvious... remind me never ever get drunk in boston..lol o and Norway your from Villanova right?? because there was like 60 chicks from Villanova on the cruise with me... they were ok nothing special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 i have not cool if he/she has boobs and no penis then how are you to know she was once a man unless it was extremely obvious... remind me never ever get drunk in boston..lol o and Norway your from Villanova right?? because there was like 60 chicks from Villanova on the cruise with me... they were ok nothing special Nah, bro. NOVA stands for Northern Virginia. But PaulieC, that sick fecal freak from JI went to 'Nova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Nah, bro. NOVA stands for Northern Virginia. But PaulieC, that sick fecal freak from JI went to 'Nova. oh my bad:bag: i went to Virgina once.. i think my aunt lived in Staford but worked in Alexandrea or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 No, not at all. +1 I hope there's more. Keep it up, Garb & Aten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 oh my bad:bag: i went to Virgina once.. i think my aunt lived in Staford but worked in Alexandrea or something like that Ha, I live and work in Alexandria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Am I the only one amused by the exchange between Garb and Aten? good spotting!!!!!! that was one of the nets most underrated classic exchanges in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Ha, I live and work in Alexandria. my aunt was the head finance officer or whatever for Saturn of Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 The obvious response is it's their life and they probably don't give 2 sh!ts what you think, Garb. And on a sidenote, a transvestite recently ran for George Mason's Homecoming Queen and won. His name was Ryan Allen but as a she is Rian Allen I think. Pretty funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 The obvious response is it's their life and they probably don't give 2 sh!ts what you think, Garb. And on a sidenote, a transvestite recently ran for George Mason's Homecoming Queen and won. His name was Ryan Allen but as a she is Rian Allen I think. Pretty funny stuff. It's Reann Ballslee as the "her" name. Ballslee???? In this photo courtesy of Teddy Meyer/Broadside, Ryan Allen, competing under his drag queen persona of Reann Ballslee, waves to the crowd at the Patriot Center in Fairfax, Va., after being crowned Ms. Mason on Feb. 14, 2009. Allen beat out two women for the homecoming queen title at the 30,000-student George Mason University in suburban Washington, D.C (AP Photo/Teddy Meyer/Broadside) Oh, +1 on the Garb/Aten comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 It's Reann Ballslee as the "her" name. Ballslee???? In this photo courtesy of Teddy Meyer/Broadside, Ryan Allen, competing under his drag queen persona of Reann Ballslee, waves to the crowd at the Patriot Center in Fairfax, Va., after being crowned Ms. Mason on Feb. 14, 2009. Allen beat out two women for the homecoming queen title at the 30,000-student George Mason University in suburban Washington, D.C (AP Photo/Teddy Meyer/Broadside) Oh, +1 on the Garb/Aten comments. Well I know she goes by Rian Allen at some point haha. And the guy who took that photo, Teddy Meyer, is a friend of mine so it's pretty cool that the photo got picked up by the AP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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