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I want to make them walk the plank into a sea of the biggest, sharpest revolving razors ever conceived by the greatest scientific minds on earth, or the know cosmos. LOL. What the f**k was that? Can you imagine the recording session? "Yeah! That's a hit. I know it, guys!"

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I want to make them walk the plank into a sea of the biggest, sharpest revolving razors ever conceived by the greatest scientific minds on earth, or the know cosmos. LOL. What the f**k was that? Can you imagine the recording session? "Yeah! That's a hit. I know it, guys!"

I don't think these guys were sober enough to even speak words during the recording sessions.

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I want to make them walk the plank into a sea of the biggest, sharpest revolving razors ever conceived by the greatest scientific minds on earth, or the know cosmos. LOL. What the f**k was that? Can you imagine the recording session? "Yeah! That's a hit. I know it, guys!"

Lol, how bad can they be with a name like "Alestorm"?

Anyway, at least it's original. God forbid a band makes some music without considering how much money it will make them first.

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Lol, how bad can they be with a name like "Alestorm"?

Anyway, at least it's original. God forbid a band makes some music without considering how much money it will make them first.

Yeah, I was just busting chops. I've heard much worse. You're right about the awesomely hilarious name.

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You don't mind pissing on other people, but don't like it in return. Keep flexing those Internet muscles, tough guy.

Any jokes I make are generally in good fun with people who know I am joking and who have joked with me in the past. I piss on no one. I'm not flexing internet muscles or being a tough guy. If I see you: we are fighting. That is it. period. end of discussion.

Lol, how bad can they be with a name like "Alestorm"?

Anyway, at least it's original. God forbid a band makes some music without considering how much money it will make them first.

This band is funny and while they don't care about record sales they make enough money to do this for a living. Which I think is awesome. Being able to sing about wenches and mead for a living. Talk about a dream job.

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I heard on the radio this morning that there was another abduction attempt by the Somalis on a U.S. ship. A failed hijacking. Terrorist pigs swore 'revenge', didn't learn from Sunday. Again, a ship attempting to deliver food to Kenya. Retards thwarted by the Bainbridge, which I do believe is the same ship from which our sharpshooters shot the other pirates. GBA; but the was about metal or medals?

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I heard on the radio this morning that there was another abduction attempt by the Somalis on a U.S. ship. A failed hijacking. Terrorist pigs swore 'revenge', didn't learn from Sunday. Again, a ship attempting to deliver food to Kenya. Retards thwarted by the Bainbridge, which I do believe is the same ship from which our sharpshooters shot the other pirates. GBA; but the was about metal or medals?

You can read. No need to be an ******* on purpose and try to disguise it as anything other than you being an *******.

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lol, I figured you and War Ensemble would eventually add to the thread.

I missed this thread during my absence, was just doing some browsing last night and came across it.

Maybe the Somalis should try using sailing ships instead. Admittedly they won't have much luck taking out ships, but surely it'd be more beneficial to their health in the long term?

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You can read. No need to be an ******* on purpose and try to disguise it as anything other than you being an *******.
Yes, I can, but apparently I can't spell. I left out an entire word in the last line! :)

Lighten up. I wasn't saying anything towards you.

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