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Actors who ruin movies for you


LionelRichie

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i don't know if everyone feels this way, but i cannot watch movies with certain actors/actresses. for whatever reason these people just annoy the crap out of me and ruin the entire film - my list includes:

1 - antonio banderas

2 - mark ruffalo

3 - jake gylenhaal

4 - nicole kidman

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Naomi Watts....second only to that human piece of fecal matter, Woody Allen. I refuse to watch a flick that is directed, produced or acted by that incestuous pedophile. I often wonder why actors would work with such filth.

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1. Julia Roberts: Even seeing her in promo commercials for a film drives me insane. Note to Hollywood: How many more times are you going to put that f**king open mouthed laugh/gaffaw scene in a movie? Who is finding that endearing or funny?

2. Woody Harrelson. Outside of his role as Woody--probably because he couldn't remember the name of the character, so they changed it to his-- on Cheers, I never got the guy. He's like cholera without the charm or talent.

3. Meg Ryan. Gorgeous woman who turned a perfect face into a cartoonish version of a cat. That aside, she has the acting chops of a still born iguana.

4. Bill Pullman. Here, pull this you hack. His acting range goes from A to A. Same face, expression in every scene, no matter if the world is ending or he's buying a kid an ice cream. Total dolt/chode.

There are scores of others, but this will suffice for now.

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What did he do that was so wrong? He waited until she was 18 to bang her. :confused:

what about oral pleasure?

i believe elvis did the same thing...

you would think elvis would have had zillions of hot chicks to choose from

than a 14 year old girl

woody not so much...but no excuse...he is quite the a-hole

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Keanu Reeves - How can this guy have made a successful career while speaking in an emotionless monotone the whole time?

Mark Wahlberg - Quite possibly the worst actor ever. I just can't believe any role this guy plays, he just seems so unnatural. To his credit, Entourage is effing brilliant, all the better because he doesn't act in it.

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Keanu Reeves - How can this guy have made a successful career while speaking in an emotionless monotone the whole time?

Mark Wahlberg - Quite possibly the worst actor ever. I just can't believe any role this guy plays, he just seems so unnatural. To his credit, Entourage is effing brilliant, all the better because he doesn't act in it.

yay for number one, boo for number two. Wahlberg was pretty good in The Departed...JMO.

I'd also like to second Keanu Reeves...he's awful. Oh yeah, and anyone that was ever on american idol.

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yay for number one, boo for number two. Wahlberg was pretty good in The Departed...JMO.

I'd also like to second Keanu Reeves...he's awful. Oh yeah, and anyone that was ever on american idol.

Except for the role he was born to play: Bill in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. He also wasn't bad in Devil's Advocate.

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He got famous by:

1) Stealing jokes from people like Louis CK and Demetri Martin

2) Being a loudmouthed douchy frat boy that most of Boston can identify with well

Agreed, however Demetri Martin blows also. I tried watching his show......can't believe it isn't canceled yet.

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yay for number one, boo for number two. Wahlberg was pretty good in The Departed...JMO.

I'd also like to second Keanu Reeves...he's awful. Oh yeah, and anyone that was ever on american idol.

I'll give you the Departed which was an all around great movie, but take a look at some of his other crap like "Perfect Storm" for example. Boogie Nights wasn't a bad movie, but Wahlberg was like an amateur.

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I'll give you the Departed which was an all around great movie, but take a look at some of his other crap like "Perfect Storm" for example. Boogie Nights wasn't a bad movie, but Wahlberg was like an amateur.

even i could play a porn star...hello:D

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2. Woody Harrelson. Outside of his role as Woody--probably because he couldn't remember the name of the character, so they changed it to his-- on Cheers, I never got the guy. He's like cholera without the charm or talent.

I thougt he did a good job in Natural Born Killers, but the rest.....

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I thougt he did a good job in Natural Born Killers, but the rest.....

We all have actors that we find grating, but that others may like. I'm not saying that I'm right, just actors that I find annoying for some reason. I could easily have also mentioned Harrison Ford, or as I call him, "Mr. Balsa Wood". Talk about a guy that has one acting speed. Anybody ever see Regarding Henry? Oh my God, what a disaster. That flick could have actually worked if they had hired an actor with some range.

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Julia Roberts-same crap every moive, and simply not that hot nor that great an actress.we get it-you're tall skinny, red-haired with hugge teeth and SASSY!

And Sean Penn-look everyone, I'm overacting. Ben Stiller pegged him perfectly as Simple Jack in "Tropic Thunder". Enough of the full retard.

In fairness, Alec Baldwin was solid in "The Departed". Seems to have gotten a sense of humor about himself that he didn't have when he was leading man material. Would've said Tom Cruise, but he was great in "Tropic Thunder" and "Valkyrie" was a very good movie.

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Ferrel is the same character in every flick. Talk about derivative.

He's not for everyone, but he's just such a goof that he usually makes me laugh. I agree that he's done the same type of movies/characters over and over. However, I think the worst part is that of them just can't suck enough (Semi-pro, Blades of Glory, etc). But Old School, Anchorman, Talledega Nights....IMO, he's very funny in. Again, the characters are very similar. Not saying the guy has much range, but I'm a fan.

Agree with you that Ford is just a statue. The beagle in Regarding Henry was great though.

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lol...are you sitting behind me at work, we had this exact conversation this morning re: Reeves..."I am an FBI agent!" :cheers:

I screwed this up, JW. Reeves actually played Ted "Theodore" Logan. LOL. The first time he says Soh-crates in that Valley Guy accent I lose it. San Dimas has never produced finer individuals.

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He's not for everyone, but he's just such a goof that he usually makes me laugh. I agree that he's done the same type of movies/characters over and over. However, I think the worst part is that of them just can't suck enough (Semi-pro, Blades of Glory, etc). But Old School, Anchorman, Talledega Nights....IMO, he's very funny in. Again, the characters are very similar. Not saying the guy has much range, but I'm a fan.

Agree with you that Ford is just a statue. The beagle in Regarding Henry was great though.

I like Ferrel, too, Norway. He has given me huge laughs over the years. I was just commenting on his one-note character choices.

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I screwed this up, JW. Reeves actually played Ted "Theodore" Logan. LOL. The first time he says Soh-crates in that Valley Guy accent I lose it. San Dimas has never produced finer individuals.

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Bill must be kicking himself in the ass and wondering "How the eff did that tool Reeves get rich and famous while I'm working the drive thru window at McDonalds"?

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