Jet Moses Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I was at the local park, practicing my Karate Kata, and my form is real sloppy because I haven't been formally training at any school for like 6 months, but there was a Kearny Cop car parked nearby. Anyway, when I was done I was walking by, and the cop calls me over and starts telling me he's impressed and he begins to tell me his life story "I used to do that Kata when..." And I recognized him from the local paper because this cop is always doing work with the PBA and Boys Town and he's an Iraq war veteran and he's won quite a few amateur boxing contests. Anyway we are talking for at least a half hour and I'm thinking to myself, this guy is really cool. At first looking at him you would think he was a d i c k, but I was totally wrong. We were even cracking jokes about the Hudson County cops that also patrol the park. So there you have it. My cool cop story. Oh, wait. There was another time I met a cool cop at the Jets game last year. He posts on this board, by the username of GOB. Yeah, we were talking and we sort of drifted away from the crowd, and then he started getting real close to me and I'm like, waht the fc&u is going on, you know? And out of the blue, the guy tries to kiss me like that scene in Boogie nights, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah and he grabs my pants and tries to pull them down. I'm like, "dude, whats up" but I was in too much shock. So we both sort of pretended it didn't happen and walked back over to the grill where Tabor Jet and BP were burning food. I never told anybody this story up until now, because I didn't want Max to get jealous. Peace be with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I was at the local park, practicing my Karate Kata, and my form is real sloppy because I haven't been formally training at any school for like 6 months, but there was a Kearny Cop car parked nearby. Anyway, when I was done I was walking by, and the cop calls me over and starts telling me he's impressed and he begins to tell me his life story "I used to do that Kata when..." And I recognized him from the local paper because this cop is always doing work with the PBA and Boys Town and he's an Iraq war veteran and he's won quite a few amateur boxing contests. Anyway we are talking for at least a half hour and I'm thinking to myself, this guy is really cool. At first looking at him you would think he was a d i c k, but I was totally wrong. We were even cracking jokes about the Hudson County cops that also patrol the park. So there you have it. My cool cop story. Oh, wait. There was another time I met a cool cop at the Jets game last year. He posts on this board, by the username of GOB. Yeah, we were talking and we sort of drifted away from the crowd, and then he started getting real close to me and I'm like, waht the fc&u is going on, you know? And out of the blue, the guy tries to kiss me like that scene in Boogie nights, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah and he grabs my pants and tries to pull them down. I'm like, "dude, whats up" but I was in too much shock. So we both sort of pretended it didn't happen and walked back over to the grill where Tabor Jet and BP were burning food. I never told anybody this story up until now, because I didn't want Max to get jealous. Peace be with you! WTF just happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 WTF just happened? Just happened? It was at a Jets game last year. Nothing new here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 It never went past first base! Stop teasing! I knew I shouldn't have told this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 It never went past first base! Stop teasing! I knew I shouldn't have told this story. First base!! You didn't tell us that he got boob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 First base!! You didn't tell us that he got boob! LET'S JUST DROP IT! OKAY???!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I like cops,,they do a tough job without much pay or kudos.. A hearty toast to all those who Serve and Protect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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