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Open Letter to Marty McFly


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Something that has needed to be said for a long, long time.

There are so many plot holes in those movies its astounding.

But perhaps the oddest, most disturbing comes in Back to the Future 3.

McFly goes back to the old west and meets his paternal great-great-great-grandparents.

His paternal great-great-great-grandfather looks just like Marty, only with red hair. But, his paternal great-great-great-grandmother looks just like his mother. WTF!?!?!?!?! :akf:

I can't possibly be the only person who noticed this incredibly sick turn of events.

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Something that has needed to be said for a long, long time.

There are so many plot holes in those movies its astounding.

But perhaps the oddest, most disturbing comes in Back to the Future 3.

McFly goes back to the old west and meets his paternal great-great-great-grandparents.

His paternal great-great-great-grandfather looks just like Marty, only with red hair. But, his paternal great-great-great-grandmother looks just like his mother. WTF!?!?!?!?! :akf:

I can't possibly be the only person who noticed this incredibly sick turn of events.

I cant picture the family right off the top of my head, but great use of the AK Face.

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In the real world why did they allow Biff,a guy who had tried to rape his Mom on prom night, be their Boy Friday? Oh, old Biff, jus trying to get a little from Mom by holding her down and forcibly inserting his penis in her vagina without her consent(As we say in the penal code), and smacking Lorraine around in the process. Yes, let's hire that guy as our primary household help.

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In the real world why did they allow Biff,a guy who had tried to rape his Mom on prom night, be their Boy Friday? Oh, old Biff, jus trying to get a little from Mom by holding her down and forcibly inserting his penis in her vagina without her consent(As we say in the penal code), and smacking Lorraine around in the process. Yes, let's hire that guy as our primary household help.

Chemical Castration.

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In the real world why did they allow Biff,a guy who had tried to rape his Mom on prom night, be their Boy Friday? Oh, old Biff, jus trying to get a little from Mom by holding her down and forcibly inserting his penis in her vagina without her consent(As we say in the penal code), and smacking Lorraine around in the process. Yes, let's hire that guy as our primary household help.

Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan threatened to melt Biff's brain if he ever tried to rape her again

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Something that has needed to be said for a long, long time.

There are so many plot holes in those movies its astounding.

But perhaps the oddest, most disturbing comes in Back to the Future 3.

McFly goes back to the old west and meets his paternal great-great-great-grandparents.

His paternal great-great-great-grandfather looks just like Marty, only with red hair. But, his paternal great-great-great-grandmother looks just like his mother. WTF!?!?!?!?! :akf:

I can't possibly be the only person who noticed this incredibly sick turn of events.

That might explain his dwarfism. :biggrin:

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Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan threatened to melt Biff's brain if he ever tried to rape her again

So then, by all means let's give the man a job being around a woman whom he nearly violated in the most awful way,and her family too. Ah, the memories!No one else could possibly fill that job.

That, and Biff calling the mayor-to-be a spook kinda stand out. Nothing like a lovable lug/racist/rapist to have around the house to pick up your drycleaning.

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So then, by all means let's give the man a job being around a woman whom he nearly violated in the most awful way,and her family too. Ah, the memories!No one else could possibly fill that job.

That, and Biff calling the mayor-to-be a spook kinda stand out. Nothing like a lovable lug/racist/rapist to have around the house to pick up your drycleaning.

Not to mention his worst offense of them all:

He only put one coat of wax on their car and then claimed he had put on 2. Evil Bastard!

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