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The Jets Moments You Wish Were April Fools Day Jokes


Maxman

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Here are a few from me. I wish these were just April Fools Day jokes:

  • Signing Neil O'Donnell
  • P S L s
  • D r a f t i n g that tight end instead of Warren Sapp
  • Hiring Rich Kotite

you forgot Doug Briens 2 kicks that went wide that could have sent us to the AFC Championship game

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Gastineau running out on the team to stay by Red Sonja's side.

PS: Why can we still say Gastineau, but not ******, ****, *****, ***** or A****er? Thank God for Russell Carter, Jerry Holmes and Brad Baxter!

He didn't really run out, that was his excuse but the real reason was he was going to get suspended for steroids.

Doug Jolley

The Jolley trade helped us get more picks to move up to take Kerry Rhodes.

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The day my brother smacked me in the face and told me this family is Jets fans while I was trying to root for the ****** during the Super Bowl.

Its not Jets moment per say, but its the day that molded my life as a Jets fan.

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He didn't really run out, that was his excuse but the real reason was he was going to get suspended for steroids.

He ran out. That old wive's tale was that it was for coke, not juice. I don't really believe it. What was the big deal with a suspension? Even if that were the reason, he ran out like a bitch and abandoned everyone. Yeah, Paul Frase!

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The Bubby Brister shovel pass that went for 6 in the wrong direction. To this day I can't figure out how a pass that travelled 11 inches in the air could possibly get picked off.

If I may: Please refer to N ewton's laws of motion and all aspects related to potential flow theory. Please be kind enough to refer to the diagram below.

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What is funny about that? It is a fact. That trade was not a bad trade, it didn't work out but it still wasn't a bad trade.

No matter how you slice it, we didnt have a first round pick because we traded it for Doug Jolley(who's out of the league). Kerry Rhodes or not. Who'd overrated, anyway.

The 2005 ***** was an abortion.

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No matter how you slice it, we didnt have a first round pick because we traded it for Doug Jolley(who's out of the league). Kerry Rhodes or not. Who'd overrated, anyway.

The 2005 ***** was an abortion.

I would always--I repeat, always--use a cutting implement forged by the good folk at Messermeister (Allemagne) or Misono (日本), specifically the UX-10 line. Of course one may employ inferior grades of knives, but the result will be less than stellar and--more importantly--prone to shredding rather than making clean, attractive cuts.

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You got the Right First name, wrong last name...

Doug Brein. What a ****head.

People who pissed me off more than Doug Brien in thePittsburgh game:

Herman Edwards

Chad **********

Paul Hackett

Lamont Jordan(for not demanding to be in the game)

John Abraham(for being a *****)

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No matter how you slice it, we didnt have a first round pick because we traded it for Doug Jolley(who's out of the league). Kerry Rhodes or not. Who'd overrated, anyway.

The 2005 ***** was an abortion.

We trdaed down 20 spots and picked up additional picks which helped us get Rhodes. Going into that draft the talk was Miller rd 1 and Nugent rd 2. We got both and moved down. Neither panned out but neither did heath Miller who everyone wanted.

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People who pissed me off more than Doug Brien in thePittsburgh game:

Herman Edwards

Chad **********

Paul Hackett

Lamont Jordan(for not demanding to be in the game)

John Abraham(for being a *****)

BTW don't turn on NFLN right now. Apparently they like to see Jets fans suffer.

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~ 2004 Divisional Round Game @ Pittsburgh

~ 2008 Weeks 13-17

~ Kyle Brady over Warren Sapp

~ PSL's

~ Doug Jolley for a 1st round pick

~ Anthony Becht 1st round pick

~ John Abraham missing every single big game

~ Mike Nugent

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