Alk Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 F#cking moron. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1164705/BMW-left-teetering-100ft-cliff-edge-sat-nav-directs-driver-steep-footpath.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 F#cking moron. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1164705/BMW-left-teetering-100ft-cliff-edge-sat-nav-directs-driver-steep-footpath.html Funny. As a cop, I can't tell you how many people use the the nav as an excuse to make illegal turns, U-turns, drive up one-way streets. I hear it daily--"But my Garmin said to go this way so I thought it was legal." And the three traffic signs that you ignored? "I didn't see them, I was looking at the nav." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Only a fence saved him from the theory of Natural Selection. I'd guess his time's coming. Hopefully he hasn't already reproduced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Calculators, spell check, GPS...the more technology advances, the dumber people get. The movie Idiocracy is coming true...rapidly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Didn't Michael drive his car into a lake because of his GPS on The Office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guido Monzino Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Was this originally posted by a Pats fan? Really? As if mindlessly following even the greatest of all evils into the depths isn't normal practice for that group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 sounds like last night's episode of The Office when Michael and Dwight listened to the on board tell them to turn right and ended up in the lake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Funny. As a cop, I can't tell you how many people use the the nav as an excuse to make illegal turns, U-turns, drive up one-way streets. I hear it daily--"But my Garmin said to go this way so I thought it was legal." And the three traffic signs that you ignored? "I didn't see them, I was looking at the nav." LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeebers Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The movie Idiocracy is coming true...rapidly. Really really good bad movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Didn't Michael drive his car into a lake because of his GPS on The Office? Oh yeah, I remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Funny. As a cop, I can't tell you how many people use the the nav as an excuse to make illegal turns, U-turns, drive up one-way streets. I hear it daily--"But my Garmin said to go this way so I thought it was legal." And the three traffic signs that you ignored? "I didn't see them, I was looking at the nav." Yesterday I was informed by one of my suspects that "One day the poor people are going to rise up and take the police out. I'd be worried, but they can't afford any weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Really really good bad movie. Well, don't want to sound like a d**k or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ****ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your ****'s all retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yesterday I was informed by one of my suspects that "One day the poor people are going to rise up and take the police out. I'd be worried, but they can't afford any weapons. Did you break the news to him that all poor people aren't criminals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yesterday I was informed by one of my suspects that "One day the poor people are going to rise up and take the police out. I'd be worried, but they can't afford any weapons. You should've whipped out that huge anti aircraft gun you guys seized the other day. "You were saying?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Did you break the news to him that all poor people aren't criminals? Actually, I told him that while some people may be poor, most of them choose not to spend what money they have on crack cocaine. I then reminded him that poor people are too busy working their asses off to waste their time "raising up" against the "man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I use a GPS for work and it had been screwing up lately and either giving me bad directions or having no concept of direction. Once I switched the voice from a female to a male however, the problem was fixed and now it always correctly tells me where to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I use a GPS for work and it had been screwing up lately and either giving me bad directions or having no concept of direction. Once I switched the voice from a female to a male however, the problem was fixed and now it always correctly tells me where to go. Moral of the story: even computerized women give sh** directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 I use a GPS for work and it had been screwing up lately and either giving me bad directions or having no concept of direction. Once I switched the voice from a female to a male however, the problem was fixed and now it always correctly tells me where to go. I use a GPS for work and it had been screwing up lately and either giving me bad directions or having no concept of direction. Once I switched the voice from a female to a male however, the problem was fixed and now it always correctly tells me where to go. Moral of the story: even computerized women give sh** directions. Hey Mavrik. What's the story? Do you use a GPS for work or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Hey Mavrik. What's the story? Do you use a GPS for work or what? Apparently, my evil twin is also posting his GPS stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 A man comes across an 8-year-old boy crying at the Grand Canyon. He asks the did why he was crying. "Both my parents just fell of the cliff and died," the boy sobbed. So the man unzips his pants saying, "Well kid, this just ain't your lucky day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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