T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Hi! I see Max has kept this place afloat! Awesome! Smileys! Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Tom this is the football forum. If you insist on posting in here please include something Jets related. Revis should be traded, he can't cover a crossing route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Sorry! <I always forget the rules> Ahem....HEY DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT TRADING FOR JAY CUTLER I WOULD SO DO THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreenman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Max...I think this whole Aprils Fools day idea can be summed up nicely in one word... FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Pray, would someone please explain for me the purpose of this person's doltish behavior. I question his validity with the loudness of a Cape Cod fog horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Pray, would someone please explain for me the purpose of this person's doltish behavior. I question his validity with the loudness of a Cape Cod fog horn. Johnny Depp:: Sexxxxxxxxy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Tom So what do you think of Rex Ryan and Max is waiting to wrestle you again soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Tom So what do you think of Rex Ryan and Max is waiting to wrestle you again soon. faba, I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Max...I think this whole Aprils Fools day idea can be summed up nicely in one word... FAIL Yeah definitely. Bringing back the fake TomShane again would definitely be a fail. That is one of the main reasons we didn't do that. This is TomShane but with a 0. Totally different poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Yeah definitely. Bringing back the fake TomShane again would definitely be a fail. That is one of the main reasons we didn't do that. This is TomShane but with a 0. Totally different poster. Max has NEVER fired off a bad joke. His jokes are can't-miss and anyone who says otherwise should get their asses kicked all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyT Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Tom needs more vCash, I donate mine...Your welcome Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Tom needs more vCash, I donate mine...Your welcome Tom. If you can't pay hookers with it, I don't need it. Thanks anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If you can't pay hookers with it, I don't need it. Thanks anyway! Now we know for sure this is the REAL Tom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Tom needs more vCash, I donate mine...Your welcome Tom. If you can't use it to pay faba to take a long, luxurious bubble bath with you, I don't need it. Thanks anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Holla atcha boy, homie. http://www.ibiblio.org/johnmc/tomshane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Holla atcha boy, homie. http://www.ibiblio.org/johnmc/tomshane Sweet Jesus! I have a fan site. GreenBeans, thank you for your contributions to keeping the web classy. Holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyT Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If you can't pay hookers with it, I don't need it. Thanks anyway! You had me at hookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 You had me at hookers But where do hookers have you? Oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Sweet Jesus! I have a fan site. GreenBeans, thank you for your contributions to keeping the web classy. Holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Max has NEVER fired off a bad joke. His jokes are can't-miss and anyone who says otherwise should get their asses kicked all over the place. It's like you just get me completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 What a shocking effort at an April Fools day this has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'll regret saying this, but this seems like the real Tom to me. The guy who did it last year was not nearly so realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'll regret saying this, but this seems like the real Tom to me. The guy who did it last year was not nearly so realistic. The guy last year had a much larger penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 What a shocking effort at an April Fools day this has been. The absolute worst ever. I've come to expect such great things. This was an epic disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 The absolute worst ever. I've come to expect such great things. This was an epic disappointment. Indeed, St. Patrick's Day sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyT Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 But where do hookers have you? Oh! Not in a good place after I tried to pay with my vCash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The guy last year had a much larger penis. Holy crap, it IS Tom. Not just anyone would know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Holy crap, it IS Tom. Not just anyone would know that. Unless he were to serve as a nude model for fine arts classes, as one possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ummm. I think not. It takes more than a hooker joke and a "Holla" to convince me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ummm. I think not. It takes more than a hooker joke and a "Holla" to convince me. Would you like to have illicit sex with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyT Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ummm. I think not. It takes more than a hooker joke and a "Holla" to convince me. You have pretty eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Even in the depths of my "lack of funny" I would never try to pull the same prank two years in a row. No way. That is beneath even my low standards. This is really Tom. I would post some questions and have him answer them to prove it is him. But that would end up with me in jail, or divorced. Possibly both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Even in the depths of my "lack of funny" I would never try to pull the same prank two years in a row. You soooooooooooooooooooo would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Even in the depths of my "lack of funny" I would never try to pull the same prank two years in a row. No way. That is beneath even my low standards. This is really Tom. I would post some questions and have him answer them to prove it is him. But that would end up with me in jail, or divorced. Possibly both. What if a couple of desperate housewives asked the questions instead. Maybe some more spiritual folks like that group that was once here that went by the moniker The Holy Trinity? Maybe they can ask the questions. Where are those guys anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 What if a couple of desperate housewives asked the questions instead. Maybe some more spiritual folks like that group that was once here that went by the moniker The Holy Trinity? Maybe they can ask the questions. Where are those guys anyway? Provincetown, MA, I believe. They sought refuge in a tanning franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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