T0mShane Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 I know how to find out if this is the Real Tom Shane- ask him where he slept at max's house. Oh man. I just have all kinds of completely unacceptable jokes on this topic. Bannable, punch-me-in-the-face jokes. I......I...I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 That was really shane... he did his april fool's pop-in... now it's back to hanging out on facebook Facebook? I woulda thought Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Facebook? I woulda thought Twitter. I'm too verbose for Twitter. Pfffft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I'm too verbose for Twitter. Pfffft. btw, if Max didn't ban you years ago, it'll never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 btw, if Max didn't ban you years ago, it'll never happen. Ohhhh girl, oh girl. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, girl. Max is shrewd, and moves like the night--silent, on the paws of a jungle cat--and then strikes in bloody travail and leaves no mess behind--not a leaf fettered, not a shred of carnage left in the street. When Max kills, Max is a ghost, a phantasm. One moment you breathe, and in the next moment you only have the memory of your last breath until, at last, Max's steely grasp closes the curtain. Max, like the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Ohhhh girl, oh girl. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, girl. Max is shrewd, and moves like the night--silent, on the paws of a jungle cat--and then strikes in bloody travail and leaves no mess behind--not a leaf fettered, not a shred of carnage left in the street. When Max kills, Max is a ghost, a phantasm. One moment you breathe, and in the next moment you only have the memory of your last breath until, at last, Max's steely grasp closes the curtain. Max, like the night. You know what? I agree with that completely. I am like Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 The absolute worst ever. I've come to expect such great things. This was an epic disappointment. I love this attitude. What the f**k did you do? Nothing, except complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I love this attitude. What the f**k did you do? Nothing, except complain. I aggravated you - which was my intention. April Fools! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Ohhhh girl, oh girl. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, girl. Max is shrewd, and moves like the night--silent, on the paws of a jungle cat--and then strikes in bloody travail and leaves no mess behind--not a leaf fettered, not a shred of carnage left in the street. When Max kills, Max is a ghost, a phantasm. One moment you breathe, and in the next moment you only have the memory of your last breath until, at last, Max's steely grasp closes the curtain. Max, like the night. I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but the sham wow guy in your avatar just recently beat up a hooker. http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I aggravated you - which was my intention. April Fools! When did you aggravate me? I was having a blast yesterday using a character I employ on another Jet site occasionally. My only intention was to do something a little different on April Fools' Day, as hardly anyone else was. BTW, check out the double lead lick at approx. 2:51 in the Heep tune below. Why did the 70s end? Boo-hoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 When did you aggravate me? I was having a blast yesterday using a character I employ on another Jet site occasionally. My only intention was to do something a little different on April Fools' Day, as hardly anyone else was. BTW, check out the double lead lick at approx. 2:51 in the Heep tune below. Why did the 70s end? Boo-hoo. I though April Fools "jokes" were to amuse or actually fool. You did neither. I mean, your new to JN character should be a "little different" than Borgo right? Whatever - if you found it amusing - well, that's all that counts. Good for you, Borgo! I would never, ever watch a video you post while I'm at work. Can yah blame me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I though April Fools "jokes" were to amuse or actually fool. You did neither. I mean, your newto JN character should be a "little different" than Borgo right? Whatever - if you found it amusing - well, that's all that counts. Good for you, Borgo! I would never, ever watch a video you post while I'm at work. Can yah blame me? Believe it or not, most folks did not connect ProfessorJet to me, even though I put in a "tell", the image of an angelic Marc Bolan. LOL. Even though my intention was not to fool people, I actually did. LOL. What I found disturbing in your initial post yesterday was the sense of entitlement that you espoused. Like Max and the others owed you an April Fools' extravaganza. Instead of complaining, why didn't you organize something? I never mind when someone fails at comedy or anything really. I appreciate that they made an effort to get a laugh or entertain. You were nothing more than a downer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Believe it or not, most folks did not connect ProfessorJet to me, even though I put in a "tell", the image of an angelic Marc Bolan. LOL. Even though my intention was not to fool people, I actually did. LOL. What I found disturbing in your initial post yesterday was the sense of entitlement that you espoused. Like Max and the others owed you an April Fools' extravaganza. Instead of complaining, why didn't you organize something? I never mind when someone fails at comedy or anything really. I appreciate that they made an effort to get a laugh or entertain. You were nothing more than a downer. you were PJ....who knew:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Believe it or not, most folks did not connect ProfessorJet to me, even though I put in a "tell", the image of an angelic Marc Bolan. LOL. Even though my intention was not to fool people, I actually did. LOL. What I found disturbing in your initial post yesterday was the sense of entitlement that you espoused. Like Max and the others owed you an April Fools' extravaganza. Instead of complaining, why didn't you organize something? I never mind when someone fails at comedy or anything really. I appreciate that they made an effort to get a laugh or entertain. You were nothing more than a downer. btw, PJ was SO you. In fact, I didn't even SEE "ProfessorJet".. My mind automatically correlated the avatar pic and the writing style to Borgo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Believe it or not, most folks did not connect ProfessorJet to me, even though I put in a "tell", the image of an angelic Marc Bolan. LOL. Even though my intention was not to fool people, I actually did. LOL. What I found disturbing in your initial post yesterday was the sense of entitlement that you espoused. Like Max and the others owed you an April Fools' extravaganza. Instead of complaining, why didn't you organize something? I never mind when someone fails at comedy or anything really. I appreciate that they made an effort to get a laugh or entertain. You were nothing more than a downer. I wasn't the only one who was disappointed.... Anyway, past efforts were awesome. Maybe the bar has been set too high. I did participate in an April Fools joke. I started doing my taxes. Trust me. Jokes on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 :puke::puke::puke::puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 I wasn't the only one who was disappointed.... Anyway, past efforts were awesome. Maybe the bar has been set too high. I did participate in an April Fools joke. I started doing my taxes. Trust me. Jokes on me! Ahhh, Garb. Always bringing the drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ahhh, Garb. Always bringing the drama. That's pretty funny coming from a poster named TomShane. Maybe you could write a poem about it. Hey, Tommy Drama, you wouldn't happen to now where Thor has disappeard to, do you? Bumbelina was asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 That's pretty funny coming from a poster named TomShane. Maybe you could write a poem about it. Garb is a pretty hot momma Who is always bringing the drama They should give her an Emmy And she gives me a semi- But I heard it's like banging a llama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Garb is a pretty hot momma Who is always bringing the drama They should give her an Emmy And she gives me a semi- But I heard it's like banging a llama Kidding, Garby! I couldn't find a word to rhyme with drama and momma! I'm sure banging you is wonderful. Seriously. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 So...is this the real Tomshane? I mean, April Fools has passed and he's still here. What caused the original exodus from the board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 So...is this the real Tomshane? I mean, April Fools has passed and he's still here. What caused the original exodus from the board? I blame Smizzy. When Smizzy comes back and this post is bumped I will find someone else to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 So...is this the real Tomshane? I mean, April Fools has passed and he's still here. It's a pretty cheap imitation of last year's TomShane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I blame Smizzy. When Smizzy comes back and this post is bumped I will find someone else to blame. Max, I've heard you like throwing people under the bus. Is this true? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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