ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As it is April Fools' Day, and our minds all filled with fanciful, humorous thoughts, please relate for us any amusing anecdotes related to your family's domestic help. Specifically, butlers, maids, kitchen help, and/or wet nurses. I am most thankful for your kind participation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Once, as a toddler, I was in Bibby's smoking room, tooling with his Winchester, and I "accidentally" shot Bibby's butler in the face! My, how dreadful, the mess, and then to have no one to clean it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 i dont know what to tell you.. but all i can say is that my mom hates it when i call her my maid... plus im from the ghetto we dont have maids.. matter of fact my neighbor owns a maid service and goes to all the nices houses on the beach and cleans those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As it is April Fools' Day, and our minds all filled with fanciful, humorous thoughts, please relate for us any amusing anecdotes related to your family's domestic help. Specifically, butlers, maids, kitchen help, and/or wet nurses. I am most thankful for your kind participation. You're fun, Professor Poop! A bit of a fancy boy, but fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Once, as a toddler, I was in Bibby's smoking room, tooling with his Winchester, and I "accidentally" shot Bibby's butler in the face! My, how dreadful, the mess, and then to have no one to clean it up! Though your posting provokes interest, and--possibly--a cursory "look see" by the local constabulary, it is far from humorous. I had in mind something along the lines of my Pa-Pa, who cheated his man servant out of his small inheritance to pay for my cricket bats. Though we, certainly, did not need the funds, knowing how they were procured made that season all that much more fulfilling for me. That kind of jovial thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Though your posting provokes interest, and--possibly--a cursory "look see" by the local constabulary, it is far from humorous. I had in mind something along the lines of my Pa-Pa, who cheated his man servant out of his small inheritance to pay for my cricket bats. Though we, certainly, did not need the funds, knowing how they were procured made that season all that much more fulfilling for me. That kind of jovial thing. ! You are indeed a "hard marker," Professor! Buh-HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 i dont know what to tell you.. but all i can say is that my mom hates it when i call her my maid... plus im from the ghetto we dont have maids.. matter of fact my neighbor owns a maid service and goes to all the nices houses on the beach and cleans those Don't fret, young man. It is no shame to have a parent as a part of the House of Commons. Though inferior in station and breeding, it is, indeed, possible for individuals of low social order to elevate themselves and become necessary cogs in society. But, if you are to become a stable boy or bootblack, strive to become the finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 You're fun, Professor Poop! A bit of a fancy boy, but fun. If by "fancy" you mean supremely cultured and educated, then--sir--you have struck your mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If by "fancy" you mean supremely cultured and educated, then--sir--you have struck your mark. I think he was trying to imply that you like the taste of semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If by "fancy" you mean supremely cultured and educated, then--sir--you have struck your mark. Borgo, I think this is a great April Fool's Day prank, btw. You play a British dandy very well. Too well, if you get my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I think he was trying to imply that you like the taste of semen. Sir, I am of the heterosexual bent. If I were not a man born out of culture and breeding, I would throttle you in the most violent of manners. Abiding by the Marques of Queensbury rules, of course. I am not a heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 i didnt know you were bi-lingual borgo.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 In the short, yet illustrious, history of Jetnation, this years April 1st pranks and funnies are without question the absolute worst. I have come to expect great things from the JN Powers on this day. I am very, very disappointed. Weak effort. Unfunny. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 In the short, yet illustrious, history of Jetnation, this years April 1st pranks and funnies are without question the absolute worst. I have come to expect great things from the JN Powers on this day. I am very, very disappointed. Weak effort. Unfunny. Fail. Lady, why such rancor hurled at a new member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Lady, why such rancor hurled at a new member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Oh that I could harness your spirit and verve. What a fervent romp on the nuptial bed it would yield. The power of our loins in full gallop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Oh that I could harness your spirit and verve. What a fervent romp on the nuptial bed it would yield. The power of our loins in full gallop. Can I try again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Can I try again? Please: May I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Please: May I? <damn> May I try again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Oh that I could harness your spirit and verve. What a fervent romp on the nuptial bed it would yield. The power of our loins in full gallop. I'm not your type. I can actually drive well. Here you go: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'm not your type. I can actually drive well. Here you go: Not to be demeaning or biased in any way, I prefer an occidental when choosing a member of the fairer sex. Truth be told, Mary Shelley--n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 . It is no shame to have a family as a part of the House of Commons. It is if your wife happens to be the Home Secretary, and you get her to charge the adult films you've been watching to her parliamentary expenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 i didnt know you were bi-lingual borgo.. You meant bi-sexual, right? Of course not, we all know Borgo's bi-sexual...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Not to be demeaning or biased in any way, I prefer an occidental when choosing a member of the fairer sex. Truth be told, Mary Shelley--n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 It is if your wife happens to be the Home Secretary, and you get her to charge the adult films you've been watching to her parliamentary expenses. I see you have been boning up, as it were, on your current events, young lad. Kudos for your fine, if not somewhat off topic, addition to this threading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 You meant bi-sexual, right? Of course not, we all know Borgo's bi-sexual...... From my extensive research in conjunction with several "think tanks", it appears you are incorrect pertaining to said individual's sexual orientation. It is a common faux pas, as he routinely has sex with a bevy of comely bi-sexual women. We will forgive your transgression on this occasion. Sig. Nowway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 From my extensive research in conjunction with several "think tanks", it appears you are incorrect pertaining to said individual's sexual orientation. It is a common faux pas, as he routinely has sex with a bevy of comely bi-sexual women. We will forgive your transgression on this occasion. Sig. Nowway. The dude in your avatar looks like a fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 The dude in your avatar looks like a fruit. As I mentioned to another JetNation participant, an elderly gentleman named SouthernJet, I believe, the personage in my avatar is of my late brother-in-law, Lord Edward Cummings, a noted authority on all things pertaining to Japan, China, and Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As I mentioned to another JetNation participant, an elderly gentleman named SouthernJet, I believe, the personage in my avatar is of my late brother-in-law, Lord Edward Cummings, a noted authority on all things pertaining to Japan, China, and Thailand. He was an expert in transsexual hookers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 He was an expert in transsexual hookers? Amongst other diversions. Many thanks for your query. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 He was an expert in transsexual hookers? didn't he craft many pearl necklaces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 didn't he craft many pearl necklaces? Though he imparted many pearlized deposits on his corpulent abdomen, Lord Cummings did, indeed, present a substantial amount of neckwear on some of the loveliest ladies of the Orient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Though he imparted many pearlized deposits on his corpulent abdomen, Lord Cummings did, indeed, present a substantial amount of neckwear on some of the loveliest ladies of the Orient. Yeah well, he still looks like a fruit Professor Poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As I mentioned to another JetNation participant, an elderly gentleman named SouthernJet, I believe, How did you know SJ was old? You only had 20 something post when you began today. Youre busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Yeah well, he still looks like a fruit Professor Poop. You would speak ill of the dead, and incinerated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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