afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Anyone have any opinions on what type of Vacuum cleaners i should get I have no clue, all i know is current Oreck sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Anyone have any opinions on what type of Vacuum cleaners i should get I have no clue, all i know is current Oreck sucks Get her pregnant. Bitches love that ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Get her pregnant. Bitches love that ****. not possible....small penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorJet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 not possible....small penis Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed. The other problem is she cannot stand him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed. My spermies are out of shape....not possible Vacuum Cleaners people...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 My spermies are out of shape....not possible Vacuum Cleaners people...... My brother was an RN for about 10 years and he told me about what some people do with vacuum cleaners. I do not think it is going to help your sperm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 get her pregnant. wait, someone beat me to it? Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 My brother was an RN for about 10 years and he told me about what some people do with vacuum cleaners. I do not think it is going to help your sperm. well what type of vaccum not for me mind you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 well what type of vaccum not for me mind you I do not know. I did not ask or want to see pictures of the trip to the ER. Get her one of those Danish ones that is on a ball and gets around corners easily. They have been advertising the crap out of them lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I do not know. I did not ask or want to see pictures of the trip to the ER. Get her one of those Danish ones that is on a ball and gets around corners easily. They have been advertising the crap out of them lately. i'm not looking to get her laid by a Dane:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Anyone have any opinions on what type of Vacuum cleaners i should get I have no clue, all i know is current Oreck sucks They all suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The other problem is she cannot stand him. Yup that's the MAIN problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 They all suck. Bama fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Just this weekend my wife and mother in law were talking about "The Ball" from Dyson. Might want to look into it. http://www.amazon.com/Dyson-Floors-Upright-Vacuum-Yellow/dp/B0008GGAVY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 christ if i asked for what Benwah balls i should order..would have had 100 responses by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Just this weekend my wife and mother in law were talking about "The Ball" from Dyson. Might want to look into it. http://www.amazon.com/Dyson-Floors-Upright-Vacuum-Yellow/dp/B0008GGAVY thank you.... how much do they go for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Bama fans? No Patzie trolls like you and PatsFart 37. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 thank you.... how much do they go for? I believe it's listed there for like $589 which is too rich for my blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I believe it's listed there for like $589 which is too rich for my blood. WTF ..what can you get for $125? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Just this weekend my wife and mother in law were talking about "The Ball" from Dyson. Might want to look into it. http://www.amazon.com/Dyson-Floors-Upright-Vacuum-Yellow/dp/B0008GGAVY I heard ( Consumer Reports ? ) that none of the Dyson models clean worth a sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Just this weekend my wife and mother in law were talking about "The Ball" from Dyson. Might want to look into it. http://www.amazon.com/Dyson-Floors-Upright-Vacuum-Yellow/dp/B0008GGAVY This is the one I am talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 WTF ..what can you get for $125? Upright or canister ? Uprights are cheaper and better on rugs. Consumer Reports October 08' gives a whole run down . I don't have it here but the library would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 WTF ..what can you get for $125? The JN Mods performing Spandau Ballets' greatest hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I called a friend who has the Oct 08' CR. Best Buy was the Eureka Boss Smart Vac (Model # 4870 ) . Listed for $150 so I'm sure you could find it for $125. Ranked 3rd behind two Kenmores @ $350. Dyson ranked next to last. Just ahead of the Oreck. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 WTF ..what can you get for $125? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 m_z13XymWVU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 m_z13XymWVU are you sayin i should include one of these with vacuum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 WhwbxEfy7fg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 WhwbxEfy7fg got her that a few years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 got her that a few years ago you found a box small enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 you found a box small enough? plenty of ring sized boxes out there gg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 plenty of ring sized boxes out there gg and they say diamonds are a girls best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 and they say diamonds are a girls best friend. what vacuum do you recommend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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