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not possible....small penis

Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed.

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Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed.

The other problem is she cannot stand him.

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Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed.

My spermies are out of shape....not possible

Vacuum Cleaners people......

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My spermies are out of shape....not possible

Vacuum Cleaners people......

My brother was an RN for about 10 years and he told me about what some people do with vacuum cleaners. I do not think it is going to help your sperm.

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well what type of vaccum

not for me mind you

I do not know. I did not ask or want to see pictures of the trip to the ER. ;)

Get her one of those Danish ones that is on a ball and gets around corners easily. They have been advertising the crap out of them lately.

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I do not know. I did not ask or want to see pictures of the trip to the ER. ;)

Get her one of those Danish ones that is on a ball and gets around corners easily. They have been advertising the crap out of them lately.

i'm not looking to get her laid by a Dane:D

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Luckily, your sad affliction has almost nothing to do with reproductive capabilities. Since sperm are robust swimmers, even the thinest veil of this potent life juice on the outer fringes of your partner's labial protuberances will, I am quite confident, result in the pregnancy which you desire. God speed.

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I called a friend who has the Oct 08' CR. Best Buy was the Eureka Boss Smart Vac (Model # 4870 ) . Listed for $150 so I'm sure you could find it for $125. Ranked 3rd behind two Kenmores @ $350. Dyson ranked next to last. Just ahead of the Oreck. :P Hope this helps.

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