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So, I received an invitation to participate in an predictablity experiment at MIT. No clue how they found me.....freakin' creepy geniuses. Anyway, for $30 bucks, I get to watch football game film - then I have to predict the outcome of the game. If I am successful, I go to the next round...another $10.....next round....another $10...final round and winner...another $10. All in all, it's about a three hour committment. I really don't care about the money - I'm just kind interested in participating for the competition - and wondering what kind of predictability program they are working on. I just don't want any wires connected to my head kind of thing. Screw that.

So, should I do it?

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So, I received an invitation to participate in an predictablity experiment at MIT. No clue how they found me.....freakin' creepy geniuses. Anyway, for $30 bucks, I get to watch football game film - then I have to predict the outcome of the game. If I am successful, I go to the next round...another $10.....next round....another $10...final round and winner...another $10. All in all, it's about a three hour committment. I really don't care about the money - I'm just kind interested in participating for the competition - and wondering what kind of predictability program they are working on. I just don't want any wires connected to my head kind of thing. Screw that.

So, should I do it?

It's a scam. They picked you because all the scientists are betting on whether or not a woman can make it through an entire game without opening her mouth.

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So, I received an invitation to participate in an predictablity experiment at MIT. No clue how they found me.....freakin' creepy geniuses. Anyway, for $30 bucks, I get to watch football game film - then I have to predict the outcome of the game. If I am successful, I go to the next round...another $10.....next round....another $10...final round and winner...another $10. All in all, it's about a three hour committment. I really don't care about the money - I'm just kind interested in participating for the competition - and wondering what kind of predictability program they are working on. I just don't want any wires connected to my head kind of thing. Screw that.

So, should I do it?

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It's a scam. They picked you because all the scientists are betting on whether or not a woman can make it through an entire game without opening her mouth.

in that case, that would be the easiest $30 I've ever made. I wouldn't last five seconds into a game without saying something. Shoot, I'd say something during the introductions. The announcer could say his opening "hi...." and I'd have something to say.

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So, I received an invitation to participate in an predictablity experiment at MIT. No clue how they found me.....freakin' creepy geniuses. Anyway, for $30 bucks, I get to watch football game film - then I have to predict the outcome of the game. If I am successful, I go to the next round...another $10.....next round....another $10...final round and winner...another $10. All in all, it's about a three hour committment. I really don't care about the money - I'm just kind interested in participating for the competition - and wondering what kind of predictability program they are working on. I just don't want any wires connected to my head kind of thing. Screw that.

So, should I do it?

Remember Garb Use the knowledge you have gained here at jetnation to predict.

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LOL! Can you imagine me explaining the SJ tick to a bunch of MIT math majors?

haha,,explain how the infamous baseball tick infuriated so many Jank fans when it was RIGHT!!!!!!! (football ticks are just to goof on Pats fans,,baseball ticks are 100% guranateed )

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16435&highlight=tick

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You will lose all credibility when you tell them Troy Brown is a Hall Of Famer. The MIT folks will say does not compute.

a funny by Fabio

since she doesn't make predictions here, it might cause the machine

to go haywire..waiting for one

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