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A peaceful transition of power every 4-8 years, complete with a celebration. As much as January may have irked me in one regard, there is nothing that can compare to the peaceful transition of power that while the norm for us, is feared or missing in other areas of the world.

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As a naturalized citizen, I have ben blessed by the bounty of of great nation. Here are but a few of the reasons for which I lift my voice in praise, seemingly daily, of the United States of America:

Legalized elf mutilation;

Clown college;

Sippy cups;

Availability of properly-sized bustiers for the masses;

Bacon wrapped donkey;

The emergence of snuff films as a viable addition to the cinematic arts;

The universal acceptance of the name, Scroto the Vermin Infested Dwarf;

The visionary leadership of one called Max;

Pottery in all its manifestations;

Snack festivals;

Monogrammed hosiery;

The return of spats to one's business attire;

Lemon Kiss as a paint color option;

The shunning of the need to cater to the sexual needs of females.

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A peaceful transition of power every 4-8 years, complete with a celebration. As much as January may have irked me in one regard, there is nothing that can compare to the peaceful transition of power that while the norm for us, is feared or missing in other areas of the world.

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This is why.

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What is why? ....and keep in mind the millisecond this becomes political, I'm closing this up.

that would be a shame,,this should be political free celebration of america, as opposed to a place for someone to try and be a 'look at what a badass poster i am' attempt

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Our natural wonders. Yellowstone, Yosemite, Arches NP, the Grand Canyon, Glacier NP, Badlands, the Rocky Mountains, Catskills, Adirondacks, the Great Lakes, Cape Cod, Acadia NP, Olympic NP, Joshua Tree, the drive down Rt 1 on the California coast.

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Our natural wonders. Yellowstone, Yosemite, Arches NP, the Grand Canyon, Glacier NP, Badlands, the Rocky Mountains, Catskills, Adirondacks, the Great Lakes, Cape Cod, Acadia NP, Olympic NP, Joshua Tree, the drive down Rt 1 on the California coast.

great post :D

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