T0mShane Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 1. Why was Tex banned? 2. Where is the greatest baseball mind in the history of the sport, JestBosoxFan? 3. How does one leave a comment on one's profile page thing? People are dropping in and saying 'Hi' and I go to reply but I end up commenting on my own profile, which is narcissistic and gay. 4. Is Smizzy gone for life? 5. Where the white women at? 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 1. Why was Tex banned? 2. Where is the greatest baseball mind in the history of the sport, JestBosoxFan? 3. How does one leave a comment on one's profile page thing? People are dropping in and saying 'Hi' and I go to reply but I end up commenting on my own profile, which is narcissistic and gay. 4. Is Smizzy gone for life? 5. Where the white women at? 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? 1. Tex was banned? 2. No idea. 3. Click their user name and it brings you to their profile. There is a facebook-esque wall on the profile. 4. Smizzy is Smurf. 5. Woot! 6. Not sure, but I'm sure that awful journalist steals material from our own intelligent posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 1. Why was Tex banned? 2. Where is the greatest baseball mind in the history of the sport, JestBosoxFan? 3. How does one leave a comment on one's profile page thing? People are dropping in and saying 'Hi' and I go to reply but I end up commenting on my own profile, which is narcissistic and gay. 4. Is Smizzy gone for life? 5. Where the white women at? 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? 1) because a lot of Jets fans are faggots 2) jetbo was banned because a lot of Yankee fans are faggots 3) narcissistic and gay is your thing. just embrace it already. stop pretending. 4) I think Smizzy (Smurf) left to get a life. 5) Jetsinsider 6) I hear he's busy refining his juggling act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 1) because a lot of Jets fans are faggots 2) jetbo was banned because a lot of Yankee fans are faggots 3) narcissistic and gay is your thing. just embrace it already. stop pretending. 4) I think Smizzy (Smurf) left to get a life. 5) Jetsinsider 6) I hear he's busy refining his juggling act. 1. This is not untrue. 2. I once saw a gay porno (yes, once, F.U. all), and in this porno some really vile things happened to this one guy in a group gay-sex scene (don't ask) and when it was finished it was so gross because, let's just say that it looked like the guy got caught in the cross-fire of a chocolate-pudding v. Pantene Hydrating Conditioner fight, but what I remember was that the other "actors" in the scene kept calling him a "faggot" which I thought was weird because it's SO not P.C., but anyway, my point is, comparing that guy to a Yankee fan is adding insult to his chocolatey, yet hydrating, injury. 3. This is also not untrue, and it's great advice to boot. 4. "Getting a life" is entirely over-rated and expensive. Getting a "life" means you a. are having sex, b. you find hobbies and c. you work to "better yourself" through societal interaction. I can do all three things at the same time while posting at JetNation via AIM Instant Messenger because I have Max's screen name and you don't. 5. There are no women left at JetsInsider. They all found work crawling out of the ground in those "Lord of the Rings" movies. 6. Ooh. Rich McSteamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 2. I once saw a gay porno (yes, once, F.U. all), and in this porno some really vile things happened to this one guy in a group gay-sex scene (don't ask) and when it was finished it was so gross because, let's just say that it looked like the guy got caught in the cross-fire of a chocolate-pudding v. Pantene Hydrating Conditioner fight, but what I remember was that the other "actors" in the scene kept calling him a "faggot" which I thought was weird because it's SO not P.C., but anyway, my point is, comparing that guy to a Yankee fan is adding insult to his chocolatey, yet hydrating, injury. Holy crap, it really IS TomShane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Holy crap, it really IS TomShane! haha my thoughts exactly. you ain't the only sick bastid postin here now dna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 hey max, now that tom is back maybe we can get that potw thing running efficiently again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 1. Why was Tex banned? 2. Where is the greatest baseball mind in the history of the sport, JestBosoxFan? 3. How does one leave a comment on one's profile page thing? People are dropping in and saying 'Hi' and I go to reply but I end up commenting on my own profile, which is narcissistic and gay. 4. Is Smizzy gone for life? 5. Where the white women at? 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? 1. Something about panties and bunching... 2. JBF left on a jetplane, we dont know when he'll be back again 3. You dont. You need to have minimum 1000 posts before you are allowed. 4. Hopefully. But the court system usually let people out early. 5. They're dating Derek Jeter 6. I could go for some Cini-mini's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? He stops in to steal his next column. Apparently, that's not all he steals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 hey max, now that tom is back maybe we can get that potw thing running efficiently again You kidding? Last time they let him do it it was "Post of the last six months". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 1. Why was Tex banned? 2. Where is the greatest baseball mind in the history of the sport, JestBosoxFan? 3. How does one leave a comment on one's profile page thing? People are dropping in and saying 'Hi' and I go to reply but I end up commenting on my own profile, which is narcissistic and gay. 4. Is Smizzy gone for life? 5. Where the white women at? 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? 1) Jerk troll 2) Banned because of jealous Yankee fans 3) Click on their name when they post 4) God knows 5) They're here but in hiding 6) Not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 1) Jerk troll 2) Banned because of jealous Yankee fans 3) Click on their name when they post 4) God knows 5) They're here but in hiding 6) Not sure We're here but we have to pick our threads carefully or we'll end up reading about chocolate pudding gay sex, or how raisins/dried fruit produce housework-avoiding flatulence, or how bad women drivers are, or ... Oops, I guess I read all those threads anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 1. Why was Tex banned? 2. Where is the greatest baseball mind in the history of the sport, JestBosoxFan? 3. How does one leave a comment on one's profile page thing? People are dropping in and saying 'Hi' and I go to reply but I end up commenting on my own profile, which is narcissistic and gay. 4. Is Smizzy gone for life? 5. Where the white women at? 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I'm here your here thats all that matters!!!! mmmmuuuuaaahhhhhh::wub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 1. Why was Tex banned? Max's banning has no rhyme or reason. You should've been banned but weren't. It's jabberwocky. 2. Where is the greatest baseball mind in the history of the sport, JestBosoxFan? There's a baseball forum? 3. How does one leave a comment on one's profile page thing? People are dropping in and saying 'Hi' and I go to reply but I end up commenting on my own profile, which is narcissistic and gay. Garb's response was funny, no? But now that you know how to leave a comment in someone's profile, may I request a beautiful little sonnet? I miss those. 4. Is Smizzy gone for life? I hope not. 5. Where the white women at? Still think you're ghetto, I see. lol 6. Does Rich Cimini still stop by? Haven't seen him around here in awhile. Maybe he's finally decided to spend his spare time with his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Question #7: Has T0mShane lost his burst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 He stops in to steal his next column. Apparently, that's not all he steals. Dude, love--- LOVE-- the signature. Whats the next line? I yahoo'd the lyrics but nothing seems to fit right. Before the internet, I used to think the lyrics to Submission went: I'm on a submarine mission for you baby I can't figure out your watery love I picked you up on my tv screen YOur spitting it up and into the tub Submission! Going down, down, it's draggin' me down... I think it's something else, though. I still sing it the same way. After Pink Floyd The Wall, never mind your balls was my most listened to album in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 He stops in to steal his next column. Apparently, that's not all he steals. WzCfESR17p8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Thats it: I got you pretty deep baby I can't figure out your watery love I gotta solve your mystery! Your spitting it up and into the tub thats not it, but I think it fits. It works you silly little freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Pistols reunion sans Simon Ritchie: hvxrYm4nxXY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Me and my dad spent an hour once on the phone talking about Johnny Rotten. We finally bonded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Pistols reunion sans Simon Ritchie: hvxrYm4nxXY What the f**k, JetMo? Johnny R. is sporting B-cups. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 This side of the Atlantic, 4 years earlier... TRASH! COME PICK IT UP! COME TAKE MY LIFE AWAY! F0A19X1AISg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 frustration honey is what you got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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