johnny green balls Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Vince Shlomi, better known as The ShamWow Guy, was arrested in February 2009 after he got into a bloody hotel room fight with a Miami hooker. According to the TV pitchman, he paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," but when he tried to kiss the working girl, she bit his tongue and would not let go. Shlomi responded by repeatedly punching Harris in the face in a bid to free his tongue. While both combatants were arrested for felony battery, prosecutors eventually decided not to pursue charges. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/shlomimugshot1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73645&highlight=sham-wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 In other news Jay Cutler was traded to Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73645&highlight=sham-wow In other news Jay Cutler was traded to Chicago. Congrats, you guys memorized an entire messageboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Congrats, you guys memorized an entire messageboard! LOL +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 LOL +1 I would respond with "I agree the pats suck" but that idea has already been set forth on this board and I wouldn't want to duplicate content for fear of the netcops swarming in again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 :rl::rl::rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ghost Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Breaking News: Eric Mangini has been fired by the Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jbro22 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 well, since it hasn't been said yet... YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Congrats, you guys memorized an entire messageboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 well, since it hasn't been said yet... YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS Just don't bite his lip ladies ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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green_blood Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I guess he just wanted to see how Shamwow cleans up blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I like this thread. I like it a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 The JETS signed Curtis Martin away from the Pats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I like cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Congrats, you guys memorized an entire messageboard! No they just did not live in a cave for the last month... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 No they just did not live in a cave for the last month... lol Funny, that's what I call your mother's vagina as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I would respond with "I agree the pats suck" but that idea has already been set forth on this board and I wouldn't want to duplicate content for fear of the netcops swarming in again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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