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It's coming this weekend for me guys, wish me luck... and I'm not nervous at all? Is that wrong?

Any advice from you old farts will be welcomed with open arms.

And before you ask, no, I will not be wearing my Revis jersey to the ceremony.

No, it's not wrong at all. It's great, actually.

Wishing you and your wife a lifetime of happiness together!

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It's coming this weekend for me guys, wish me luck... and I'm not nervous at all? Is that wrong?

Any advice from you old farts will be welcomed with open arms.

And before you ask, no, I will not be wearing my Revis jersey to the ceremony.

Advice? No. I will only offer my condolences.

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It's coming this weekend for me guys, wish me luck... and I'm not nervous at all? Is that wrong?

Any advice from you old farts will be welcomed with open arms.

And before you ask, no, I will not be wearing my Revis jersey to the ceremony.

First Kabosh... not wearind the Revis jersey.Get used to it man. Get your last bl@w j@b. third and most important, pick your battles! Good luck, and cherish her.

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It's coming this weekend for me guys, wish me luck... and I'm not nervous at all? Is that wrong?

Any advice from you old farts will be welcomed with open arms.

And before you ask, no, I will not be wearing my Revis jersey to the ceremony.

depends on how old you are.....

stay away from shots the night before

i was 23 and stupid(for taking shots)....some say i have not changed:D

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depends on how old you are.....

stay away from shots the night before

i was 23 and stupid(for taking shots)....some say i have not changed:D

I'm 32, but no less stupid than I was at 23. But I think you're right, I'll be staying away from shots all weekend. ;)

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May your blessed day day go without any hiccups - and you may not be nervous now -- wait 3 days I wasnt until the morning of - 16 years ago for me this friday as a matter of fact (thanx for reminding me).;)

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Advice? No. I will only offer my condolences.

Eh. Although "Single Guido Monzino" dies with this, condolences are not required. It was time for him to go. He had a great, (great, great) long run, but his time here is finished.

This version of GM couldn't be happier.

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It's coming this weekend for me guys, wish me luck... and I'm not nervous at all? Is that wrong?

Any advice from you old farts will be welcomed with open arms.

And before you ask, no, I will not be wearing my Revis jersey to the ceremony.

Fake your death.

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If your future wife is your best friend and partner, you have nothing to fear. On my wedding day, an older relative told us to never go to bed angry with one another. I would add that, as tough as it will be, don't argue over money, family or trivial things, and don't prey on each other's weaknesses when you do fight. Cruel things said in the heat of the moment are hurtful and almost never forgotten. Lastly, attempt to convince your new wife to allow a beautiful sexual "helper" for your marital coupling. To my knowledge--and that of every known reference source on our fair planet--this has never been pitched successfully. But, there is always a first.

Congratulations to you both.

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WOW great advise Borgo.. im not getting married anytime soon but that will help for the future because i have already crossed lines i should have avoided in the heat of the moment..

GOOD LUCK GM!!!! REMEMBER UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART

I think you an Leopard make a good couple....

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Thanks Afo!! we make a great couple it just i have alot to learn when it comes to relationships and making them successful

It's all a matter of give and take

You have to take it when they give you sh1t

You have to give in when they give you sh1t

pretty simple

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It's all a matter of give and take

You have to take it when they give you sh1t

You have to give in when they give you sh1t

pretty simple

lol im slowly giving in to that principle but its hard when you have to put your pride aside and not be as stubburn as you want to be

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It's coming this weekend for me guys, wish me luck... and I'm not nervous at all? Is that wrong?

Any advice from you old farts will be welcomed with open arms.

And before you ask, no, I will not be wearing my Revis jersey to the ceremony.

Congrats. If you picked the right one, it's fun. If she cooks anything like my wife, get ready to puff up. That's my excuse!

don't argue over money, family or trivial things,

What the **** else is there to argue about?

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Congrats. If you picked the right one, it's fun. If she cooks anything like my wife, get ready to puff up. That's my excuse!

What the **** else is there to argue about?

What, cooking gets you hard? :) As for the arguing, exactly.

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You could probably get the same results by going into a bar, picking out the chick you hate the most, and buying her a house.

At least that was my experience.

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