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sorry to go off topic.. but if your a member at Augusta what kind of scores do you think these guys put up?? because if its hard for the REAL pros then its gotta be really really hard for an amature

None of these arseclowns play the pros tees...in fact no one does

I have spoken to people who play the normal back tees and if you shoot

80 at your club you will likely shoot 80 there.. Keep in mind no rough and the

greens are not cut at Tourney level and the greens are very true.

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good choice 5-7. I don't know why all the players in the Mafia game aren't "made" to adopt a mobster for an avatar-or at least in the sig. Hey Afos, who is that?

My avatar was on Nixon's Enemy List. That should be good enough, right?

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i can't believe how much i paid; just mailed it in this morning.

freelance contracting last year without having any taxes taken out means having to pay up now - ugh!

it was bad this year. just bad. my daughter doesnt need to go to college :lol:

holy moses!

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None of these arseclowns play the pros tees...in fact no one does

I have spoken to people who play the normal back tees and if you shoot

80 at your club you will likely shoot 80 there.. Keep in mind no rough and the

greens are not cut at Tourney level and the greens are very true.

ain't that 1st comment the truth. a friend & I played the general at pga nat'l & a kid & his dad joined us on the 1st tee. He hit from the gold tee's behind the blacks we were playin from. He crushed the ball. turns out he lost his tour card & this was his practise round for a golden bear tourney.

I tried em for a few holes but found driver/5wood was no way to approch the par 4's.

I got til june cause i file overseas. looks like this'll be my last year of having to contribute to stuff like schools & roads that I don't drive on.

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April 14th is far more signficiant. The assassination of our greatest President. Anyway, I got fugged on federal and state as to Tax Day. $1,900 bucks in the hole between them. Not really sure why. We got $1,200 last year on the Fed when all was said and done (Tax Relief thing), and now I guess I'm giving it back? What do I know from these things. :bag:

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Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don't take it all

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street

If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat

If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat

If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman

'Cause I'm the taxman,

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for (ha ha Mr. Wilson)

If you don't want to pay some more (ha ha Mr. Heath)

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me

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April 14th is far more signficiant. The assassination of our greatest President. Anyway, I got fugged on federal and state as to Tax Day. $1,900 bucks in the hole between them. Not really sure why. We got $1,200 last year on the Fed when all was said and done (Tax Relief thing), and now I guess I'm giving it back? What do I know from these things. :bag:

Gerald Ford was just taken out.....oh my;)

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Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don't take it all

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street

If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat

If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat

If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman

'Cause I'm the taxman,

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for (ha ha Mr. Wilson)

If you don't want to pay some more (ha ha Mr. Heath)

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes

'cause I'm the taxman,

yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me

There's a good goddamn reason Election Day and Tax Day are as far as they can be away from each other on the calendar-a little over 6 months. In a sane country they would be the same day.How you gonna pay for all that hope and change, mister?

One more thing-THANK GOD IT'S OVER. It was a good couple of months cash-wise. But every person who crossed my office door for the last 10 days was a knucklehead who apparently was under the impression that a tax attorney's job was to turn his flaming bag of nuclear financial poop into a turkey dinner for Uncle Sam.

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