POTW Bot Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Topic: What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? And I would have gotten away with it too; if it weren't for those meddling kids. The Nomination: "LMAO" F.Chowds Editor's Note: This one's good two weeks in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Topic: Who is going to carry Rex off the field after the Superbowl. vernon gholston in his most important on the field contribution ever The Nomination: "So that's why we drafted him..." Irish Jet Editor's Note: He'd try to do it, and "just miss" when lifting him on his shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Topic: Kellen Wins First Swaggerlicious Practice(According To Cimini) Right. While the "true fans" would be those Kennedys rooting for Oswald to miss. The Nomination: "." T0mShane Editor's Note: The Jets...killing one's hopes since 1969. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Topic: The 'Are you ready for some Rex asskickin Jets football?' Thread I do too SJ, where WAS the emotion, the ANGER in watching your team get lit up by the likes of Shaun Hill and Seneca Wallace? Also, Favre should have been MADE to sit when he was hurt-Clemens would have gotten us in the playoffs-I am CONVINCED of it. The Nomination: "excellent synopsis of Manginis shiity Karma" SouthernJet Editor's Note: We had no emotion. The team just gave up on the guy...good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 18, 2009 Author Share Posted April 18, 2009 Topic: The origin of Dick.. If you'd like, I could come over and we could have a full discussion on the usage of "Dick." I am an educator at heart, and a travelling lecturer. The Nomination: "Sorry, Verde :rl:" BP Editor's Note: T0m has seen 'em in all shapes and sizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 19, 2009 Author Share Posted April 19, 2009 Topic: Miss USA 2009 I'd like to hit them with MY DNA lottery! The Nomination: "I nominated it because it is in my opinion the best post of this week. I don't understand any other answer that could possibly go here. This is a silly waste of time." Arsis Editor's Note: Naughty kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 Topic: Yankee Stadium Museum Why the **** is it the "Derek Jeter Era" Should be called the Bernie Williams Era. Derek Jeter is nothing more than an overrated sh*tstain. The Nomination: "Great line!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Could a **** stain ever be underrated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 Topic: 'Jets Week,' Training Camp Plans Unveiled Cannizaro alone is good for a couple hundred grand at restaurants. I'm going to see if I can get permits for a portable pancake wagon. I'll be rich. The Nomination: "Pancake jokes are just a timeless classic. Just awesome!" Max Editor's Note: You had me at where are the panckes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Topic: Rainy, cold spring.. Not as bad as, "He got Max'd", though! The Nomination: "LOL!!! got to love when my girl, V smacks max on his soft spot :lol:" gg Editor's Note: Not sure who actually loves that more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Lil Bit Special has also reported this item. Reason: NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Topic: I like Peria Jerry's... Over the long term, the strategy you two espouse leads to mediocre results. The best teams, take the best players. The Nomination: "Couldn't give more rep, so POTW Nom ot is! Stonehands; stone cold statements!" Ryno the Jet Editor's Note: I hate when I run out of rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Topic: Lions new logo -- GRRRRRRRRR After 0-16, I would have thought this picture would have been a perfect logo for them... The Nomination: "lol" Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: When Million was around if I only had a brain was the saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Borgoguy has also reported this item. Reason: Now that's a skillful use of "the comeback". Beautifully constructed and executes. Nice job, Verde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Topic: 'Jets Week,' Training Camp Plans Unveiled I am going to use your star power to the site's benefit. Everyone (here) loves Sperm (or so I have been told). The Nomination: "Sick and funny. So not like Max. Did someone hack into his account?" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Even a blind squirrel finds his nuts every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Topic: Mets vs. Cardinals @ Busch Stadium The Nomination: "Mets Magic. Catch it!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: That boy needs some work on his left field act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Topic: Check it out, I just spit a hot freestyle FLow, 5 mins, one take-PhiLLy-Stacks This is ****ing epic. Yo, yo, I come onto a message board acting like a tough guy, but truth is I only stand 2 feet high. My parents drove pick up trucks, but I say I'm from the streets cause I'm a lying ****, My style is so right, my rhymes is so tight, but I still cry every time I look in the mirror.. I'M STILL ****ING WHITE. Why must yall hate on my skillz I'm just a playa with hustlaz mentality, Ima bout to get signed, oh wait, that's not reality. When I get on the mic I spit I demand respect, yall keep working that 9-5, cause I'll be collecting my welfare check. One luv, Tampagay out. The Nomination: "Damn, that's funny." Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: DWC Rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Topic: Check it out, I just spit a hot freestyle FLow, 5 mins, one take-PhiLLy-Stacks Tampa, what were your SAT Verbals? The Nomination: "I am wetting myself." Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: Hitting a man in the SAT spot, that's cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Topic: This story made me laugh. FREE LOUIS PALMER! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE! The Nomination: "LOL!" T0mShane Editor's Note: We are glad that Tom can still laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Topic: I Am In Rochester, NY What Should I Do? Same number of crimes, they just devalued Rochester 20%. The Nomination: "Hillarious" Pragmatic Bus Editor's Note: Is that even possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Topic: Shoot Every Single Pit Bull In The Head Truly a sad story. But as an owner of a 2 year old pitbull I have to disagree with GOB"S solution. I have 5 kids ranging in age from 7 to 20 and my dog is the best family pet I have ever owned. I have had Great Dane, Bull Mastiff, and many a Doberman and German Shephard as a kid. My father Scgutzen trtained dogs for the military so as a child I spent time with dogs hanging of my arm as well. Pit Bulls are not overcrazed aggressive beast. They are actually very well adjusted for families and if handled correctly make wonderful pets. My kids can lay on, play tug of war with him andf even snatch food out of his mouth when he is eating. This dog has NEVER SNAPPED. Not once. Try that with another favorite bread and you might not like the result. The problem is pit bulls are very tenacious and are natural pullers. They love to grab onto things and pull them. I have a rope hanging off my tree with a knot and my dog will swing from it holding on by his teeth with my sons pushing him. He will play tug of war and drag them across the yard. My dog is also very good around other medium and large dogs. I have a friend who trainsBlack labs for bird hunting and my dog loves to go run around with the 7 or 10 dogs he has in his pen. Once in a while one of the alpha's will attack him, and my dog will react with a very convincing argument. We break it up and things cool down. Like Mick said earlier this jaw locking thing is urban legend. One thing I will say negative about the breed, because I'm not a piut bull homer by no means. I have noticed that my dog does find small things vert enticing, birds, squirrels. cats, possumns and the such. Even on lead I have to strong correct him when one of these pass his sight. Something with the size and the way they move drives him nuts. Other than that I have had a wonderful experience with this breed. I just think people need to be more responsible and know their pets. Dumb people shouldn't own big dogs and most of these are the same people who shouldn't have kids either. JMHO The Nomination: "You're right on!" Verde Editor's Note: You can always count on V to rep a good dog post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Topic: Why are feet so sensitive? She's the fool. She probably had video of the glass and even the glass' game plan prior to stepping on it. The Nomination: "Never let it go. Lol..." Pragmatic Bus Editor's Note: Please stop talking about Garb's feet. Please stop it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Topic: UPDATE FROM THE COLTS ON THE CIB SITUATION They should back up the moving vans and move back to Baltimore. I've got a better idea. Move them to NY. Move the Jets to who gives a sh!t where. Then we'll finally have the winner we've all been waiting for. The Nomination: "HAHAHA LMAO" gangreenman Editor's Note: Going to have to change your name to Angry Jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Topic: Semi-official state your preference for Jets 1st round draft pick. Also known as the Gocong-Schlegel Postulate. The Nomination: "lol" Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: Gocong, SIGN THIS BEAST!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 Topic: Rumor #119:Report Says Quinn Could Jet To New York I'm not gay. But, yes. The Nomination: "LOL...the man, the myth, the Legend, is back" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Tom's not gay anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 Topic: Who is going to start the official Baking cookies in a tree. The Nomination: "Good answer. "Running away from Gargamel and Azrael" also would have been accepted." Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: Um, okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 Topic: Mayock says Jets to #2! I just shot my mother-in-law. Somebody has to pay for this. The Nomination: "LOL!!!" Max Editor's Note: That b*tch had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 Topic: Mayock says Jets to #2! I already shot my mother-in-law ... The Nomination: "LOL Again. Have to nominate this one as well!" Max Editor's Note: She did definitely deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 Topic: How Much did this cost? The next time I go buy a car, I want Mike Tannenbaum with me. The Nomination: "No doubt." Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: Mike T prefers to drive when he buys his groceries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 Topic: Will someone rid me of this f**king useless Bulgarian b*****d. POTW Bot understands, even though it's been programmed to like Chelski. I don't understand why Fergie started Macheda instead of Berbac**t. I thought the idea of late substitutions is to bring ona fresh pair of legs to run at a tired defence, not a fresh pair of legs to stroll round the place, admiring the f**king scenery. What would a fresh Macheda would have done in extra time? I don't know if he would have won the game, but he'd have given the Blueshite a much harder time. F**k, Helen Keller would have given them a harder time. That penalty? Basically Berbac**t going "I'm not arsed if it goes in or not, I'll still get paid". The simple truth is, Berbac**t is a f**king thieveing little b******D. He gets paid how much per week? To do what? To do f**k all. He's a f**king disgrace to the jersey, and the sooner Fergie wakes up and realises that he's never going to be 1% of the player Cantona was, the better. Let the c**t rot in the reserves until he changes his attitude, and if he doesn't? Let him f**king rot anyway, so nobody'll want him when his contract's up. The Nomination: "I must break the POTW Bot's bias!" war ensemble Editor's Note: Well if you ever did the POTW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 Topic: Are You Happy With The Trade For Sanchez? I would never understand some people, if we stayed at our same positon and waited and took a TE Brandon Pettigrew everyone would have jumped down Tanny's throat and shout same old jets...but they did something that I have not witnessed in close to 20 years which is trade up for a franchise QB. and its considered what?? a normal bonehead move. Wrap your head around the fact that we traded 3 backups Ratliff (who had potential but is no franchise QB ) , Elam (would not have seen the field since the acquisition of Leonhard) , Coleman (a total waste of space on the line) and a 2nd round pick this year for Sanchez. You guys are getting on like he traded away a 1st in next years draft in the deal. Our draft is in tact for next season, we made a solid trade for a solid QB something that 1. we havnt had in ages 2. we were in desperate need of we still have draft picks for today which I am sure Mr.T and Rex will find a blocking TE a WR that we need and a backup DE. For god sakes you guys relax and enjoy the moment that some of us who love the Green and White have been craving for ages. The Nomination: "This just-be-happy is not natural for most of us. I myself am trying." Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: Being happy makes Jets fans feel dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 Topic: Last to post in this thread wins The Nomination: "A picture is worth more than a mouthful of words. Stellar effort, by a gifted graphic artist. :)" Borgoguy Editor's Note: What were we talking about again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 Topic: Mort: "JETS in Talks with Plaxico Burress" (MERGED) FTR, my subconscious suggests "Peanut Butter" for yours The Nomination: "LMAO" Ryno the Jet Editor's Note: LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 Topic: Jets sign Andrew Davie - TE looks big enough Andrew DavieTE#82 Age: 25 Born: 01/05/1983 Height: 6'5" Weight: 266 Class: Junior 25 year old junior ? what is he on the blutarsky 6 year college plan ? The Nomination: "Nice." Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: sIGN tHIS bEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 Topic: Good luck to Mark Sanchez I probably need to join this thraed. I was pretty adamant about not drafting Sanchez. I still dont know how to feel. However, he is our guy and I support him 100%. Good luck Matt. The Nomination: "ahahaha" talisaynon Editor's Note: Go buy GQ and you will feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 Topic: Effing Pats By comparison, Thor was not drafted. But he smells like a #2 and can carry a full load and then some. The Nomination: "POTWNOM" Pragmatic Bus Editor's Note: Gross even by Spermie's standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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