Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Hey guys I am a little tight on cash so I am going to start a Ponzi scheme. Please take a moment and consider investing in it. I would like you to realize that I am being honest in admitting that this is a Ponzi scheme upfront. That usually isn't discovered for years. Because we are being honest about our intentions that is going to enable us to rip a lower percentage of you off. Some of you will make money. Most of you will get your money back. It is only a few that will lose everything. We are going Ponzi old school, this is more of a pyramid actually. We structured it that way for your benefit. Please sign up today. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 The prospectus says that I get a G5 personal jet if I invest $1000 or more. That seems unrealistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 The prospectus says that I get a G5 personal jet if I invest $1000 or more. That seems unrealistic. That is a typo. If you invest $25,000 we guarantee you a Pontiac G6 valued at $18,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 That is a typo. If you invest $25,000 we guarantee you a Pontiac G6 valued at $18,000. With or without AC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Seems to me the the first people in will be the money makers. I'm in, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Seems to me the the first people in will be the money makers. I'm in, baby! Just got your $8,400. You probably\maybe won't be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 With or without AC? AC, Nav system and power windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 AC, Nav system and power windows. Bluetooth? BLUETOOTH!?!???!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I'm in. What's the exchange rate on my vcash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Bluetooth? BLUETOOTH!?!???!? Please include an extra $500 in your initial deposit so we can hold the bluetooth model for you. They are going quick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 I'm in. What's the exchange rate on my vcash? For every 10 real dollars you donate we match it in vcash 2 to 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 For every 10 real dollars you donate we match it in vcash 2 to 1. So essentially you will give us $1.00 in Real money for every $20 in Vcash... I have 50k.... thats 2,500 I will PM you where to send the check... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 So essentially you will give us $1.00 in Real money for every $20 in Vcash... I have 50k.... thats 2,500 I will PM you where to send the check... Yes that is how it works. We need to validate your bank account first. Please send us $999 so we can verify and we will add it to your deposit. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Yes that is how it works. We need to validate your bank account first. Please send us $999 so we can verify and we will add it to your deposit. Thanks. Sneaky bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Hit IPO's on OneSeason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Ooo Oooo Mr. kotter, i want in.. i need to pay for PSL's so i am looking for a quick return.. BUT i want something more.. can i get MOD powers with my investment? cmon baby, i promise not to make the website pink.. maybe a light lavender though.. i got the check made out.. can you post the address. it might come postage due though.. so make sure you have 47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 If I make myself an honorary Albanian for this endeavor will it help increase the yield of my investment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 send the information over to my finacial advisor one Prince Muhammed of Nigeria-he's my money guy these days-he'll tell you where to send the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Ooo Oooo Mr. kotter, i want in.. i need to pay for PSL's so i am looking for a quick return.. BUT i want something more.. can i get MOD powers with my investment? cmon baby, i promise not to make the website pink.. maybe a light lavender though.. i got the check made out.. can you post the address. it might come postage due though.. so make sure you have 47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Mod powers can be had for $12,000. vCash? done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I'm definitely in because I'm confident I can rip off the JI signups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Mod powers can be had for $12,000. Are we allowed to abuse mod powers for that $12K, or is that extra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 So we're doing this with vcash? If so, here's the deal....... I've found a rock in my yard with strange writing on it. I took it up the road to MSU, and they've determined it's an Algonquin (local indians) good luck stone. If I rub it, it will beget mystic joy, love and wealth to all who show me love. (and similarly all the people who love THEM). So, here's what you do: -send me 1000 vcash -pm a copy of this to all you know here on the site. -change the text to say: Send me 500 vcash and 500 to JerryK (I have admin expenses to cover) Perhaps the luck of springtime algonquin magic might be yours!! EDIT: I don't know how to send vcash to someone. We can get this started if someone can demonstrate how to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I am in only if Max throws in season tickets for mud wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 That much vcash means nothing to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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