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that's alright BG, just wait until the Tampa Bay game when we all hit T-99's bar and spend like drunken sailors, eat like pachyderms and then run out on the tab. "Uh, we left our wallets in the car bro, we'll be right back"

Revenge is a dish best served with calamari rings

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that's alright BG, just wait until the Tampa Bay game when we all hit T-99's bar and spend like drunken sailors, eat like pachyderms and then run out on the tab. "Uh, we left our wallets in the car bro, we'll be right back"

Revenge is a dish best served with calamari rings

What no tip -

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Go back to JI, you sonofabitch!

INT. DAY

FADE IN TO A GRIMY STUDIO APARTMENT IN THE SLUMS OF CARACAS, VENEZUALA. THOR, AN AGING, OUT-OF-WORK SHOE SALESMAN/MOP BOY AT A LOCAL HAND RELEASE PARLOR, IS SPEAKING TO HIS SON--BORGOGUY--HANDSOME, AND EMANATING A "CAN'T MISS" AURA OF SUCCESS AND SPIRITUAL GREATNESS. A CAT IS IN THE B.G. CLEANING ITS HIND QUARTERS.

BORGOGUY

(WITH A SLIGHT SOB AND SNIFFLE) "Daddy, no. Don't make me do it. (STABBING MR. WHISKERS, THE FAMILY CAT WITH AN EXACTO KNIFE) There, see, I killed Mr. Whiskers. GOOD. And I will leave and go back to JetsIndider. At least they care about me there. Eat sh*t and die. You're a horrible parent.

BORGOGUY GIVES THOR A "DOUBLE BIRD" SALUTE AND WALKS TOWARD THE APARTMENT DOOR AND EXITS. CUT TO THOR WHO EMOTES RAGE, TURNED TO DISBELIEF, TURNED TO PROFOUND GRIEF. HE BREAKS OUT INTO UNCONTROLLABLE SOBS, PICKS UP MR. WHISKERS LIFELESS, BLEEDING BODY AND TAKES A MASSIVE BITE OUT OF ITS MID-SECTION. AFTER A BEAT, HE SPITS OUT THE CAT HAIR AND LETS OUT A BLOOD CURDLING WAR WHOOP AS WOULD BE HEARD ON THE AMERICAN PLAINS IN THE LATE 1700S.

THOR

(Crestfallen/Quasi-Suicidal)

No. Don't go Borgoguy. I love you with all my blackened heart and what little humanity I possess. (LOOKING TO THE HEAVENS) First a miniscule sexual apparatus, and now this? Why do you toy with me, ye gods of Valhalla? (THEN SOTTO VOCE) Oh, Borgoguy, why have I failed to, once again, recognize your visionary wisdom and grace? What a fool I am to cast away such a noble presence of one so possessed of legendary wit, humor, and the skills akin to the great philosophers and poets of the various ages in man's existence?

AS THOR CONTINUES TO SOB AND LAMENT THE LOSS OF THE GREAT MAN WHICH HE HAS NOW CRUELY BANISHED, WE...

FADE OUT.

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You're a strange cat, BG.

Thank you, Thor. That is the greatest of compliments. It means I have done my job. :) I hope you know that all that silliness is impromptu stupidity that's meant as a total goof. You know how much I like and respect you.

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holy crap JI only HAD 636 posts? Damn it's getting slow over there. Hell between ECURB and Irish Jet that's barely a weekend here

Exactly what i was thinking. WTF happened to JI? I mean i know we had an influx and all that but i thought they would always be "big brother" so to speak.

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There is an old saying "Be nice to people on your way up, because you are going to see them again on your way down". Some people don't heed pearls of wisdom all that well.

;)

quoting Ralph Kramden-gotta rep you for that one JM +1

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Max wanted to call this website "NotYourGrandpa'sJetsWebsite." I kid you not. I named this place because I am a visionary, and a genius, like a destitute Howard Hughes, but who ironically enjoys germs.

I remember the conversation well actually. JetsNation.com was taken and I said JetNation? You responded with, "they call it Raider Nation right?".

Then a site was born (and I did all the work you were just the public face for PR purposes).

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There is an old saying "Be nice to people on your way up, because you are going to see them again on your way down". Some people don't heed pearls of wisdom all that well.

;)

That is a pretty good thought actually. And true. But we are not bitter so it is okay. :winking0001::-P:winking0001:

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I remember the conversation well actually. JetsNation.com was taken and I said JetNation? You responded with, "they call it Raider Nation right?".

Then a site was born (and I did all the work you were just the public face for PR purposes).

I was kidding. I don't remember the conversation at all, except that you kept calling me "Dicky." :D

And, between Brenda's boobs and, well, my pictures of Brenda's boobs, we brought in alot of posters!

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I was kidding. I don't remember the conversation at all, except that you kept calling me "Dicky." :D

And, between Brenda's boobs and, well, my pictures of Brenda's boobs, we brought in alot of posters!

....and the pretty Gang Green Girl

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I was kidding. I don't remember the conversation at all, except that you kept calling me "Dicky." :D

And, between Brenda's boobs and, well, my pictures of Brenda's boobs, we brought in alot of posters!

That was the conversation. And yes you also did state several times that Brenda's boobs needed to be on the front page. You called that our key to survival.

You also wanted us to be the "uber game day site", where people can come and "order pizza". You really said that, I am still working on that part, it is more of a long term goal at this point.

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....and the pretty Gang Green Girl

Of course.

You also wanted us to be the "uber game day site", where people can come and "order pizza". You really said that, I am still working on that part, it is more of a long term goal at this point.

A Domino's cross-promotion would SO WORK! A little tag in the chatroom or in the corner to order pizza online would be MONSTROUS!!!!!!!!!

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