SoFlaJets Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Man Pretending to Fall Off Bridge Actually Falls BLOOMINGTON, Minn. -- Police in Bloomington say a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below. The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate. The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. "He then in fact fell," reads a press release from the Bloomingtin Police Department. Police from Bloomington and Eagan responded, and the Eagan Fire Department used a chair lift to retrieve the man. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center where he's being treated for serious injuries. http://www.news10.net/news/whatsupwiththat/story.aspx?storyid=58051&catid=157 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 So do you think his dick was still whipped out? That would just make things worse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 So do you think his dick was still whipped out? That would just make things worse... though it may prevent him from spawning another generation of idiots. what a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 People always do the smartest things when they're drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 For some reason this remind me of my trip to the Grand Canyon a few years ago. The tour guide said the number 1 reason people fall in is from them urinating off the edge. there is a long line of stupidity all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I saw this on the weather channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 People always do the smartest things when they're drinking. Darees nuthin wongfg wtyh drimkig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Darees nuthin wongfg wtyh drimkig Until you fall off a bridge pretending to fall off a bridge, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Until you fall off a bridge pretending to fall off a bridge, I suppose. Would that be considered method acting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamont_jordan_rules Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 ... wonder if he landed in his urine? ... l_j_r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Man Pretending to Fall Off Bridge Actually Falls :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Damn, I saw idiot alert and thought someone was talking about Max. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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