Man Sentenced to probation for blow-up doll menage trois at Target

[crashingjet]

Can't make this stuff up, in the parking lot of a Target getting down with multiple blow-up dolls. What a sicko...

Cape Coral police arrested George Bartusek, 51, who was parked in a Publix parking lot and having what appeared to be a menage a trois with two blowup dolls in his car.

http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/cerabino/2009/04/28/easy-off-florida-man-in-threesome-with-blowup-dolls-gets-probation/

[lamont_jordan_rules]

... where was he putting the chocolate before eating it ??? ...

l_j_r

[LiLMiCKMANTLE]

no wonder he was all hyped up on Reese's and Nicotine...

[JerryK]

When asked why he chose to do this in a Publix lot, the man replied: "I didn't see the 'L'".

[crashingjet]

The picture was the deciding factor in posting the article... The guy was depraved on chocolate...

Notice the cutout in the bikini bottom

[Bob]

What an idiot. Leaving the peanut butter cups on the dash like that is just going to ruin them.

[rillo]

Good ol' Florida

[The Crusher]

I would imagine the judge will be lenient in this particular case because he was practicing safe sex. After all he was using a rubber (doll).

[Green DNA]

That doll has been around the block a few times. That thang looks like the entrance to the Midtown tunnel.