124 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Pick a hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I don't have a caption at the moment, but Woody could use a Jets sombrero in this pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Woody- Wow that towel... is very... white. Um is it true what they say about hispanics in the sack? Sanchez- Oh yes, I'm actually prepping the Dirty Sanchez for you right now Senor Woody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 "Mark, have you seen my hubcaps?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 You know that is Ray Lucas's old #, thats some big shoes to fill.. BWAHAHAHA just kidding, I kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Woody: Mark, ever hear of Jessica Alba? Mark: Of course, sir. Woody: Well son, if you help sell enough PSLs, I'll arrange for her to be your roommate on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Mark, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Woody: So here's my idea. We paint your helmet to look like a Sombrero ,and your hand warmer pocket will be colored red and over-sized to look like a Toreador's cape. Then if we score over 50 points, we have a deal with Taco Bell for a free taco for every paying customer. If we score less than 10, you and your family have to come mow my lawn that week. (Inspired by GG Thread ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Mark, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Yeah, Sorry, Mr. Johnson, but the check has to be THAT BIG. Unless you like your QB weak-armed, old or plain bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Woody: "We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt. " Sanchez: "Um... ok? Woody: "You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend like me. But uh, now you come to me and you say - 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money. " Sanchez: "..." Woody: "Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that wounded your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you. " Sanchez: "So... what are we talking about? You want me to be your friend? ok we are friends Mr Woody." Woody: "Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day - accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day." Sanchez: "Whatev's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Woody: "We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt. " Sanchez: "Um... ok? Woody: "You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend like me. But uh, now you come to me and you say - 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money. " Sanchez: "..." Woody: "Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that wounded your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you. " Sanchez: "So... what are we talking about? You want me to be your friend? ok we are friends Mr Woody." Woody: "Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day - accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day." Sanchez: "Whatev's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHTG11 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 are you a moderator over here as well, or just a poster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 are you a moderator over here as well, or just a poster? Just a poster. Who the hell is this? You know we have PMs on JN as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHTG11 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Just a poster. Who the hell is this? You know we have PMs on JN as well. this is the poster formerly known as Jetfan16, of JI/JN banning fame! of course i could've used the PM, but what fun is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 this is the poster formerly known as Jetfan16, of JI/JN banning fame! of course i could've used the PM, but what fun is that? I never banned you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHTG11 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I never banned you. i didnt say you did! but, between JI and JN mods, i've probably been banned a good 100 times. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Sooo yeah, ummmm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i didnt say you did! but, between JI and JN mods, i've probably been banned a good 100 times. lmao I've been told I was nothing but a big bully when I was a mod on JI. Then when half the board followed EY, BergenJet and myself over here and they reinstated all the banned posters they said I tormented (but really because they lost about 1000 posts a week initially), only one of the reinstated had been banned by me at any time and that was that worthless no good piece of **** MACPAC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I've been told I was nothing but a big bully when I was a mod on JI. Then when half the board followed EY, BergenJet and myself over here and they reinstated all the banned posters they said I tormented (but really because they lost about 1000 posts a week initially), only one of the reinstated had been banned by me at any time and that was that worthless no good piece of **** MACPAC. u were on JI? Must have been after I left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 u were on JI? Must have been after I left I joined in Jan. '05 but didn't post much until TC that year. I was a mod there from Oct. '07 to last October when the Hammer incident inspired the latest exodus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Mark, This is how you look cool in NY- wear sunglasses and your collar turned up like so, hey! Are you listening to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I joined in Jan. '05 but didn't post much until TC that year. I was a mod there from Oct. '07 to last October when the Hammer incident inspired the latest exodus. ya, LONG after I left.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 ya, LONG after I left.. 2005? Ah, good year. Awesome Jets message board started up that February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJ667 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 "umm, boss, can we have tacos for dinner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 theres a new sheriff in town,(rex), and he will hold everyone accountable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 "Mark,just to let you know Clemens has recently went psycho,i wouldnt park close to the training facility this minicamp,he'll likely try and slash your tires." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 woody: so how many superbowls are you going to win sanchez: can you see the number on my jersey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 "Mark,just to let you know Clemens has recently went psycho,i wouldnt park close to the training facility this minicamp,he'll likely try and slash your tires." funny ****e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Woody - Donde esta ba la cooka racha por favor mucho bueno del pablo picaso Mark - What the Fu.. I'm American you dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Woody:Mark,being a young hispanic stud do you think you could hook me up with Salma Hayek?? Mark:No,but i do think i could score with her and tell you about it later would that work?? Woody:Well,just make sure you take some nice pics for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i didnt say you did! but, between JI and JN mods, i've probably been banned a good 100 times. lmao Guess we can make that 101 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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