SouthernJet Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times Paul Baldwin is a 49-year-old man from Portsmouth, New Hampshire. As of June, Baldwin has been arrested 154 times for arson, trespassing, receiving stolen property and theft, among others offenses. His most recent arrest was for stealing 48 beers. Only 12 days before Baldwin's most recent arrest, he had just finished up a one year jail sentence for stealing a $1.99 beer. For that arrest, last year, Baldwin told the judge that he didn't need a lawyer, because "I've been in this court more than you have." Portsmouth police Capt. Corey MacDonald called Baldwin "a leech on the resources of this community." According to Seacoast Online: MacDonald cited Baldwin's criminal history as including 152 arrests, eight trespass notices, 75 citations, four different Social Security number aliases and convictions for thefts, receiving stolen property, arson and criminal mischief. Baldwin's latest arrest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 fyi New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times Paul Baldwin is a 49-year-old man from Portsmouth, New Hampshire. As of June, Baldwin has been arrested 154 times for arson, trespassing, receiving stolen property and theft, among others offenses. His most recent arrest was for stealing 48 beers. Only 12 days before Baldwin's most recent arrest, he had just finished up a one year jail sentence for stealing a $1.99 beer. For that arrest, last year, Baldwin told the judge that he didn't need a lawyer, because "I've been in this court more than you have." Portsmouth police Capt. Corey MacDonald called Baldwin "a leech on the resources of this community." According to Seacoast Online: MacDonald cited Baldwin's criminal history as including 152 arrests, eight trespass notices, 75 citations, four different Social Security number aliases and convictions for thefts, receiving stolen property, arson and criminal mischief. Baldwin's latest arrest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Kanye is NOT a thug turd. He's an egomaniac but he is NOT a thug turd. He's a Thug turd because he said what a great majority of the viewing audience was thinking? he's a thug turd for robbing an innocent girl of her big moment for a little self-aggrandizing. if he felt that way, why not do an interview the next day or write a song about how beyonce got screwed - no need to ruin what should've been taylor's swift's moment. plus he was drunk as a skunk when he did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SouthernJet Posted September 8, 2010 Author Share Posted September 8, 2010 Damn, whatever happened to the good ole days when you could kick prisoners asses and laugh about it over coffee in the Guard Shack? N.C. prisoner who sued over pepper spray gets $10K Posted: 7:07 a.m. today Updated: 9:20 a.m. todayA North Carolina prisoner who said correction officers repeatedly pepper-sprayed him has received a $10,000 settlement for his federal lawsuit against the state. The Charlotte Observer reported state officials deny liability in the settlement with inmate Bill Rayburn. Rayburn says officers at Lanesboro Correctional Institution near Polkton sprayed him four times last year after he asked to be moved away from a prisoner who threatened him. Rayburn says those officers then refused to let him wash off the burning chemical. The state Correction Department found the employees involved had violated the department’s use-of-force policy. State officials have replaced a top administrator at the Anson County prison and disciplined six other prison employees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 Three of Omar's favorite TURDS prove themselves worthy of JN Turdish-ness (thats right BP, a new take on Turd ) Keidel: Three Blind Mets September 9, 2010 12:50 PM It seems the Mets’ bottom line has trap doors. It is a writer’s job to arrange context, but some things are almost beyond words. According to the New York Post, three members of the New York Metropolitans refused to join their team on a trip to Walter Reed Army Medical Center on Tuesday. The purpose of the trip was to bring cheer to the gallant men and women of our military who bring cheer to us. This stretches the already chasmal gap between celebrity and civilian, between those who fly in corporate jets around the world and those who live in it. The triumvirate is almost as predictable as it is sad. Oliver Perez, who has the work ethic of pregnant cattle, said he only discusses baseball matters while he hasn’t mattered to baseball in two years. “I don’t answer anything about outside the stadium,” said Perez when asked why he didn’t attend. Perez, the breathing straight-line with no curveball, will be grazing on a Mexican buffet the moment the Mets release him. Perez, more than anyone in any sport, reinforces the notion of the check-cashing leech who got big money on spec. God gave him a heavenly left arm and he did nothing with it beyond signing the obscene, $36 million contract the Mets myopically offered. Luis Castillo, renowned for dropping balls then wondering why he doesn’t play, had this gem: “Sometimes you see people with no legs, no arms. I don’t like to see that.” You have no brain, Luis, yet the Mets still pay you. The fans don’t like to see you, either, advocating for years that you to be traded or terminated. Though not as egregious as Perez, Castillo is emblematic of the timid team the Mets have become. Castillo does not have a language barrier; he has a logic barrier, aloof to the chore. You don’t wish him harm. You merely wish him gone. Carlos Beltran, a divine talent who has put up sublime seasons, comes closest to exoneration. Beltran cited a clashing schedule while he apparently attended a meeting about a school he was funding in Puerto Rico. Very noble, Carlos, but reschedule. Beltran, beyond his age and slipping skills seems to play with exponential apathy. We can understand an older player failing to reach a fly ball. We can’t understand failing to try. That’s where Mr. Beltran is headed – after he inhales the nearly $20 million the Mets owe him next year. Countless thousands of Americans died for their right to play ball, for me to write about it, for you to watch it. These players fast-tracked from stupidity to disrespect and beyond. It reminds you of another Carlos (Delgado), who refused to stand from his shaded perch in the dugout during “God Bless America.” But Delgado swallowed his sense of rebellion just long enough to deposit those American checks. If these three men are Mets next year, there will be a mushrooming fury from their fans that will be felt beyond the provincial failure the Mets call their baseball team. No doubt we can all do more with our arms and legs to help those who have neither. But it is unimaginable for a band of millionaires, who can’t see the world above their wallets, to flip a symbolic bird at the bald eagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 Lohan Probation Revoked, Arrest Warrant Issued 48 minutes ago by TMZ Staff Lindsay Lohan's probation has been revoked and a bench warrant issued for her arrest ... TMZ has learned. Although the bench warrant was issued, it's being held -- i.e., on hold -- until Friday at 8:30 AM, when Lindsay is ordered to appear in court. The move by Judge Elden Fox comes after TMZ's story ... that Lindsay failed two drug tests recently ... one showed the presence of cocaine and another showed amphetamines. The probation report -- outlining the failed tests -- was just filed with the court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SouthernJet Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 Thug Turd, which is a unique JetNation institution needs your Posts All thug turds all the time... Nominate people, talk about your favorite Thug-Turds, defend someone you think is wrongly labeled a Thug-Turd. I will start: A 1st ballot 'Thug-Turd Hall of Famer' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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