lawngnome o-line Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Hey in case you want to waste some time either at work or school, these websites are great. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com http://www.fmylife.com http://www.sporcle.com (already mentioned from another thread weeks ago, but its worth re-mentioning) Examples of the hilarity: Texts From Last Night: (281): How do you jack off and text at the same time? (1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that (209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity (1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all (651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward Fmylife: Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 As if I needed another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 (512): I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself. (519): If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey. (323): don't go home with that guy from jersey (626): i know, not worth the blood test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 (308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad 702): I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Today, I went to Ralph's to get bread and a snack. While paying, an 80 year old lady, in a walker, took my bag while I wasn't watching. That's right, I got jacked by an 80 year old in a walker. FML Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Today, my fiance brought me to his friend's house to hang out. When I got there they said they were playing cards and invited me to join. I sat down with the expectation that they were playing poker. No. They were playing Magic Cards and they thought it was COOL. My fiance plays MAGIC CARDS! FML :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Today, my fiance brought me to his friend's house to hang out. When I got there they said they were playing cards and invited me to join. I sat down with the expectation that they were playing poker. No. They were playing Magic Cards and they thought it was COOL. My fiance plays MAGIC CARDS! FML :rl: She is hating on the nerds. I'd like to know the difference between poker and magic in terms of social waste of time games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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