DMaynard Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I had a brilliant idea for a product that I wanted to get a patent on. So I found this free site that reviews your idea and gives advice. They rejected my idea the SAME DAY that I submitted it. Here is their response: Dear Dennis, We are in receipt of your idea submission and after careful review have decided that we are unable to assist you with this particular invention idea. If in the future, you have a different invention idea, we hope you will consider submitting your idea(s) to United Patent Research, LTD. (UPR) at our website www.UnitedPatentResearch.net Thanks for your interest in considering UPR as your invention assistance advisor. We wish you success in developing your idea. If you have any immediate questions, you can call our office toll-free at: 1-888-997-7113. Sincerely, United Patent Research, LTD. I am devastated. Oh Death, where is thy sting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentos Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I had a brilliant idea for a product that I wanted to get a patent on. So I found this free site that reviews your idea and gives advice. They rejected my idea the SAME DAY that I submitted it. Here is their response: Dear Dennis, We are in receipt of your idea submission and after careful review have decided that we are unable to assist you with this particular invention idea. If in the future, you have a different invention idea, we hope you will consider submitting your idea(s) to United Patent Research, LTD. (UPR) at our website www.UnitedPatentResearch.net Thanks for your interest in considering UPR as your invention assistance advisor. We wish you success in developing your idea. If you have any immediate questions, you can call our office toll-free at: 1-888-997-7113. Sincerely, United Patent Research, LTD. I am devastated. Oh Death, where is thy sting? I have to agree with their decision. The 14-day underwear was a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 if it really is a good idea, why are you giving it away on the internet? they probably send that form response to everyone, regardless of idea quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I had a brilliant idea for a product that I wanted to get a patent on. So I found this free site that reviews your idea and gives advice. They rejected my idea the SAME DAY that I submitted it. At least they didn't keep you waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 So whats the idea?? they say you come up with 3-5 multi-million dollar ideas in your lifetime. but most people dont have the money or know how to get the product off the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 They probably filed a patent application for your idea as their own the very same day. Ron Popeil will be selling your **** on TV next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 They probably filed a patent application for your idea as their own the very same day. Ron Popeil will be selling your **** on TV next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 So whats the idea?? they say you come up with 3-5 multi-million dollar ideas in your lifetime. but most people dont have the money or know how to get the product off the ground. It is kind of technical, but I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 They probably filed a patent application for your idea as their own the very same day. Ron Popeil will be selling your **** on TV next month. I can see it now. The Dishwasher Dildo Cleaner!! Get all of those pesky stains and odors out of your favorite dildo with this great new product. Made out of space age polymers, you can use the Dishwasher Dildo Cleaner over and over again for the life of 20 dildos!! But that's not all!! If you act now, we'll throw in the Double Dildo Storage Bag. Lined with more space age polymers and a thin layer of lead, never again will you have an embarrassing experience at the airport security check!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You my frined will go places with that idea!!! can i sample the first Reese's pine cone?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 You my frined will go places with that idea!!! can i sample the first Reese's pine cone?? Absolutely. I will just have to build my own factory first since The Man doesn't like my idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 It is kind of technical, but I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 You sir, are indeed a credit to mankind. People say I have a fertile imagination. My father just said I was full of sh#t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 People say I have a fertile imagination. My father just said I was full of sh#t. Brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 It is kind of technical, but I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 How about on the 4th of July make little chocolate firecrackers with peanut butter inside them -- You can go with the slogan "A taste that will explode in your mouth". I mean cmon man the ideas are endless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pragmatic Bus Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 It is kind of technical, but I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 So yopu pretty much bit someone else's idea, tweaked it a bit and decided to market it as your own? Yes. That is the American way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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