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I'm running way ahead of schedule this morning so I decide to do something I never get the chance to do and grab a McGriddle at McDonald's for breakfast.

So I stop at McDonald's, the drive-thru line goes around the building so I decide to go in. There is one person standing there waiting for his food.

I go right up to the counter thinking "this is gonna be fairly quick and simple." So I order a bacon, egg and cheese McGriddle meal with an OJ to go.

The morbidly obese girl with an ass that she probably struggles to fit through most doorways takes my order with a ****ty attitude and struggles to give me change. But everything is fine, I am still going to get my delicious baconMcGriddle.

About three minutes after I order a guy walks up to the counter with a bag in his hand and says "bacon McGriddle meal." Before I can move, the guy who was waiting when I came in grabs it and walks out. No big deal, we happened to order the same thing, he was there first. But everything is fine, I am still going to get my delicious bacon McGriddle.

About 10 seconds after that, JiF's dreamgirl informs me that it's going to be a few minutes while they make more hashbrowns. I look over and the kid is just starting to put hash browns in the fryer. Remember, while no one is inside the store, the drive-thru line literally goes around the entire building. But everything is fine, I am still going to get my delicious bacon McGriddle.

Fatty was literally doing nothing when I walked in, she couldn't have been putting a few hash browns in the fryer? That would have been too taxing I suppose. She needs all her energy for her all important job of pushing buttons and counting change. But everything is fine, I am still going to get my delicious bacon McGriddle.

So the hash browns finally get finished. The kid hands me my bag and I head out to work, a good 10 minutes after I walked into an empty McDonald's. But everything is fine, I am still going to get my delicious bacon McGriddle.

I get to work about 10 minutes later. Start up my computer and prepare to dig in to my delicious bacon McGriddle only to find a sausage McMuffin. :akf:

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Sorry to hear that Kleck. But you probably should have known that the portly young lady was hysically exhausted and going on no sleep after being up all night giving JiF a rather zesty birthday hump. I hope things work out for you and your family and things are back top nomarl as soon as possible. Oh yeah, and **** JiF that DIRTY WHORE.

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I think you could have told the story without insulting the girls weight. No need for that imo. Besides calling someone fat when you are irate over McDonalds breakfast sandwiches is ironic.

Just saying. I don't see the need to blast people physically, it is a bit classless.

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I think you could have told the story without insulting the girls weight. No need for that imo. Besides calling someone fat when you are irate over McDonalds breakfast sandwiches is ironic.

Just saying. I don't see the need to blast people physically, it is a bit classless.

Actually, her weight is key to the story. It's probably why she couldn't walk 10 feet to make hash browns when she had nothing else to do.

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I think you could have told the story without insulting the girls weight. No need for that imo. Besides calling someone fat when you are irate over McDonalds breakfast sandwiches is ironic.

Just saying. I don't see the need to blast people physically, it is a bit classless.

Max, you don't think this falls under the same category as when a Black person uses the N word?

I like to make fat jokes because Im fat. I always hope other people aren't too offended. Because that is never the intention. So as long as Klecko's waste is not less than 44 inches I think he might be covered by the "National besity self deprication law of 1996."

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Max, you don't think this falls under the same category as when a Black person uses the N word?

I like to make fat jokes because Im fat. I always hope other people aren't too offended. Because that is never the intention. So as long as Klecko's waste is not less than 44 inches I think he might be covered by the "National besity self deprication law of 1996."

Depends on the pants Crusher. :D

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Sorry to hear that Kleck. But you probably should have known that the portly young lady was hysically exhausted and going on no sleep after being up all night giving JiF a rather zesty birthday hump. I hope things work out for you and your family and things are back top nomarl as soon as possible. Oh yeah, and **** JiF that DIRTY WHORE.

Hey, I did nothing to deserve this treatment.

My name gets thrown around for no reason sometimes. Its bull****. I didnt touch her, she dont know, she wants to know, she may have heard of my reputation, but she dont know me.

I <3 U. You know this. Why all the hate?

And screw you Kleck for throwing my name in this story. I will have you know that I spent the evening with a fine young Thai girl that you know of...so F off!

Oh yeah, I fully expect a rehashed version of your ribs picture with a McGriddle or Sausage McMuffin...either one will suffice.

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Hey, I did nothing to deserve this treatment.

My name gets thrown around for no reason sometimes. Its bull****. I didnt touch her, she dont know, she wants to know, she may have heard of my reputation, but she dont know me.

I <3 U. You know this. Why all the hate?

And screw you Kleck for throwing my name in this story. I will have you know that I spent the evening with a fine young Thai girl that you know of...so F off!

Oh yeah, I fully expect a rehashed version of your ribs picture with a McGriddle or Sausage McMuffin...either one will suffice.

You finally nailed the slob?

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Hey, I did nothing to deserve this treatment.

My name gets thrown around for no reason sometimes. Its bull****. I didnt touch her, she dont know, she wants to know, she may have heard of my reputation, but she dont know me.

I <3 U. You know this. Why all the hate?

And screw you Kleck for throwing my name in this story. I will have you know that I spent the evening with a fine young Thai girl that you know of...so F off!

Oh yeah, I fully expect a rehashed version of your ribs picture with a McGriddle or Sausage McMuffin...either one will suffice.

You lying leacherous man-whore. I nobody ever seen no Tai-girl over 175 pounds. Not only do you break my sensitive cholestrol engorged heart you **** up Klecko's morning in the process. Then you have the audacity to try and get us to believe you where with a Tai girl. Yeah and I prefer rice cakes over pepperonis pizza.

I feel bad that Kleck has a friend like you. I know yesterday was your birthday but you didn't have to play slip and slide the entire night. You could have done the reponsible thing and got her home in time to get up so she could get up and make the corrcet sandwich for Kleco. But no, it was your Birthday so **** your friend.

Your just lucky it wasn't lunch time and envolved a McRib. You would have been done then. Hopefully Kleck can find it in his heart to forget you. The forgiveness is somewhere behind the mass quanities of LDL lipids.

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You finally nailed the slob?

Yes. Not a slob in the sack.

You lying leacherous man-whore. I nobody ever seen no Tai-girl over 175 pounds. Not only do you break my sensitive cholestrol engorged heart you **** up Klecko's morning in the process. Then you have the audacity to try and get us to believe you where with a Tai girl. Yeah and I prefer rice cakes over pepperonis pizza.

I feel bad that Kleck has a friend like you. I know yesterday was your birthday but you didn't have to play slip and slide the entire night. You could have done the reponsible thing and got her home in time to get up so she could get up and make the corrcet sandwich for Kleco. But no, it was your Birthday so **** your friend.

Your just lucky it wasn't lunch time and envolved a McRib. You would have been done then. Hopefully Kleck can find it in his heart to forget you. The forgiveness is somewhere behind the mass quanities of LDL lipids.

I appreciate your concern. I still love you.

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I think you could have told the story without insulting the girls weight. No need for that imo. Besides calling someone fat when you are irate over McDonalds breakfast sandwiches is ironic.

Just saying. I don't see the need to blast people physically, it is a bit classless.

rep for this, oh weblord.. and it might be the first time i have ever given you rep :D

unless of course you were being sarcastic, in which case.. can i have my rep back. ;)

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You lying leacherous man-whore. I nobody ever seen no Tai-girl over 175 pounds. Not only do you break my sensitive cholestrol engorged heart you **** up Klecko's morning in the process. Then you have the audacity to try and get us to believe you where with a Tai girl. Yeah and I prefer rice cakes over pepperonis pizza.

I feel bad that Kleck has a friend like you. I know yesterday was your birthday but you didn't have to play slip and slide the entire night. You could have done the reponsible thing and got her home in time to get up so she could get up and make the corrcet sandwich for Kleco. But no, it was your Birthday so **** your friend.

Your just lucky it wasn't lunch time and envolved a McRib. You would have been done then. Hopefully Kleck can find it in his heart to forget you. The forgiveness is somewhere behind the mass quanities of LDL lipids.

POTW.

This contest is over!!!! Give that man the $10,000!

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Can a processed McGriddle really be that good?

I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Field using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHER****ING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.

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I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Field using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHER****ING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.

Anything with that much passion behind it deserves a free McGriddle from McDonalds. I will be forwarding this thread to the CEO of McDonald's post haste in hopes that you will be duly compensated.

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