jetophile Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Add your favorites. I'll start... "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." - Francis Bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Only dull people are briiliant at breakfast" - Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 "The Church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon. I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Outside of a [url= http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/grouchomar137218.html#]dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "women: you can't live with them, you can't kill'em" ---a very wise old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift and that's why it's called 'present" ----a wise old turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "There is an ass for every seat" - Anders Gumerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Kill them all , let God sort them out " SOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "women: you can't live with them, you can't kill'em" ---a very wise old man "Women: you can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donboyO Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 a knockout will definitely win this fight....Cosell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt" Abe Lincoln oh and the quote under my sig as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction." - Gen. Douglas MacArthur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "You play to win the game" - Herman Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you want to, you know." "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!" --Mike Tyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "What grown man has blonde hair?" - Kevin Nealon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you want to, you know." "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!" --Mike Tyson Sounds about accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "How many of you have played professional sports? I have.. so until you do, i don't think you guys know what's going on in a locker room, during practice, or during a game." - Locker Room Hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "You play to win the game" - Herman Edwards Matt Walsh misinterpreted the rules. - Belichick :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "..." Mark Bavarro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Where'd all these effing indians come from?" - George Armstrong Custer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Is it cold in here, or is it me?" - Jim Henson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Where did all this salt water come from?" - Ted Kennedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "I'm going to run 10 miles before the year is up" - Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "How many of you have played professional sports? I have.. so until you do, i don't think you guys know what's going on in a locker room, during practice, or during a game." - Locker Room Hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donboyO Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a Danish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."- Robin Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Hey what happens if I push this red button?" Christa McAuliffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Since when was it cool to get shot and not shoot back?" - Jadakiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "your honor I believe he misremembers"-Roger Clemems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor- John"Bluto" Blutarsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Wake up and go to sleep-Moe Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Are you married or are you happy- Curly Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 [url=http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/163621/charles-bukowski/some-people-never-go-crazy-what-truly-horrible-lives] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Jesus Christ, I've got a pounding headache" - Abraham Lincoln or John F. Kennedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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