124 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Work hard, get paid & get laid" - The Stiffmeister (American Pie) "YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!" - Herm Edwards "Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth. " - Navin Johnson (Steve Martin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Crusher!!! Keep your hands off other people plates." Crusher's mom "Crusher!! Thats uncle Guys elbow, not a pork chop" Crusher's mom "Son, a drop of barbecue sauce on someones limb, a pork chop it does not make" Crusher's Dad "No your not going to get full, but eat it anyways." Crusher's first love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. ~Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired" - Blake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "I don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 "The fact that I was a girl never damaged my ambitions to be a Pope or an Emperor." - Willa Cather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son" Dean Wormer. It's worked out well for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 no no no she said "ACK ACK AAAAAAACK (spit) ACK ACK AAAAAAACK (spit) Yeah ... thats right. She did end up with most of it on her dress. I digress. Ok, one more sexist one and I'm done. Sorry gg. Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're **** out of luck. Tommy Gavin - FDNY (ficticious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open. Frank Zappa and/or Sir Thomas Robert Dewar? Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe. There is no hell. There is only France. ~ Zappa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "You're never fully dressed without a smile." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Girl, you thought it was a man, but it was a muffin." ~ Zappa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti. Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Playoffs?!, Playoffs? Dont talk about playoffs! Are you kidding me? Playoffs?" - Jim Mora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "We don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 The only thing that has ever come out of this person's mouth that makes sense: Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 “Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blanketed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain.” -- Allen Ginsberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness… give me truth." Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 To go with the Transcendentalist theme: "To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men - that is genius." --Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "I'll be right back, I have to go take a leak" Green DNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive! - Sir Walter Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donboyO Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 pats suck Anon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "This country is going down the tubes" - Brian Cowen, today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Im too drunk to taste this chicken"-Colonel Sanders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "Its the fastest thats gets paid and its the fastest that gets laid."-Ricky Bobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 "If you want to prove that God is not dead, first prove that man is alive." - Rod Serling Horridly underrated writer. I'm right on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 I thought that one was attributed to Tug McGraw...Attributed to both; but seeing as baseball sukks royal balls, I'm happy to leave it in dopey Namath's court. "All literature is gossip." - Truman Capote Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 *********.*** Sucks - Sean Deegan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 "Humanity I love you because when you're hard up, you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink" E.E. Cummings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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