Ranger Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia ! We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later. Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never before. That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night! But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice. For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are as follows. Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing: On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds: Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 .50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at only $29.95. Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.) Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included! Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am. Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar. But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire! We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa. How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships". We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast . At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shoreside to attract maximum attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise: "Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH "Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda, MD "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me of a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!" -- Dan J. - Denver, CO Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates! But cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before August 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice. So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Get me a 155mm Howitzer and I'll go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Get me a 155mm Howitzer and I'll go. Size queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Size queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Don't bother trying to impress me... save that for the Mod Lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 If only this were real. I'd get a JN get together going for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Don't bother trying to impress me... save that for the Mod Lounge. I post pictures of something else in the mod lounge. The fact that it's Zoom X20 is irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I post pictures of something else in the mod lounge. The fact that it's Zoom X20 is irrelevant. r u saying that your gun has been scoped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 r u saying that your gun has been scoped? Don't ask me how I know, but he has an itchy trigger finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Get me a 155mm Howitzer and I'll go. Isn't that a little overkill Guns ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 If only this were real. I'd get a JN get together going for this. Count me in it sounds great. I wonder if Max can possibly put some of our $55 towards it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 r u saying that your gun has been scoped? The tube has been boresighted, a registration fired, and the powder calibrated. Don't ask me how I know, but he has an itchy trigger finger. VT Fuzes have been known to explode earlier than intended. Isn't that a little overkill Guns ? There is no such thing as overkill. Just victory through superior firepower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Is this where I get to call Somali pirates terrorists and Navy Seals heroes and get shut down and deleted out of context? Bad call by 'Guns'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Don't ask me how I know, but he has an itchy trigger finger. Add the itchy trigger finger to the itchy mutton chops, and no wonder he can't shoot straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Is this where I get to call Somali pirates terrorists and Navy Seals heroes and get shut down and deleted out of context? Bad call by 'Guns'. Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Is this where I get to call Somali pirates terrorists and Navy Seals heroes and get shut down and deleted out of context? Bad call by 'Guns'. This is where you try to be witty and fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Get me a 155mm Howitzer and I'll go. i'm goin old school with a browning 30 cal. machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 This is where you try to be witty and fail.I don't try. It just comes naturally. A rose by any other name is still what, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I don't try. It just comes naturally. A rose by any other name is still what, you know. Failing comes naturally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Failing comes naturally?Much like success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Much like success. What is the failure to success ratio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 i'm goin old school with a browning 30 cal. machine gun. I'll take one of those Barretts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 BTW, you can meet Somali girls just by clicking on the ad at the bottom of the page. I've been to Somalia, and let me tell you... The place is full of hotties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 What is the failure to success ratio?Ask Abraham Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Ask Abraham Lincoln. Ask him what your failure to success ratio in life is? Are you and he close personal friends? Could you give me his number? As I am not able to contact him to submit this query. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Ask him what your failure to success ratio in life is? Are you and he close personal friends? Could you give me his number? As I am not able to contact him to submit this query.Tall order, as dead Presidents are tough. No phones to speak of at the time. Words rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Tall order, as dead Presidents are tough. No phones to speak of at the time. Words rule. This is quite a quandary. I am lost, you told me to ask him but, I feel, that might be an impossible venture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 This is quite a quandary. I am lost, you told me to ask him but, I feel, that might be an impossible venture.Ya got lost at 'tall order'. Sigh. It's been fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Ya got lost at 'tall order'. Sigh. It's been fun. I did not get lost. I ignored what you said as it wasn't witty or amusing in any way. I figured I'd give you another shot at an easy comeback. I'm very disappointed so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I did not get lost. I ignored what you said as it wasn't witty or amusing in any way. I figured I'd give you another shot at an easy comeback. I'm very disappointed so far.How would you like your cup of blah-blah? Room temperature with a back pedal and a slice of lime? I don't know where your problem rests, but I do love a good duel. When it's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 How would you like your cup of blah-blah? Room temperature with a back pedal and a slice of lime? I don't know where your problem rests, but I do love a good duel. When it's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Simp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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